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Ouch. lol....economics.....

Oh man I should be doing my economics!!! We're so sweet!! First of all guess what?? I'm on my computer in my room!!! And I'm online!!!! I'm soooooo sweet!! Second of all I just got back from seeing John Kerry (well not really, I just got back from CYO) but John Kerry was really great. Don't get me wrong, I'm still an Edwards supporter, but if Edwards can't get as much support as he needs and he only ends up as VP that will be fine. I feel much better after hearing Kerry speak. I agree with him a lot more than I thought I did. Anyway, Naomi called me and she said that Kerry was going to be at the Ellicot Square building so we called some people but only Marie and me ended up going...if you didn't get a call don't feel bad! It was just a spur of the moment thing!! We got there just in time to not hafta line up across the street. We bought buttons that match our Edwards buttons and he gave us free stickers (+5 points) but he wanted us to get hit by cars (-5 points) Ellicot Square Building is much prettier than the Polish Cadet Center (+10 points) but on the columns there was an irregular pattern and one of the statues was missing a head (- 5 points, -5 points) There were huge flags (-2) but they weren't blocking anyone (+10) we got good seats and we were close and we made a new friend named John who's a ravenous Kerry fan and Rochester supporter (and he had really really blue eyes) (+10) but we hadta wait outside for a long time while Secret Service searched everyone and it was cold (-18) He spoke about the issues I care about (education, international affairs, the patriot act, bringing the troops home, seperation of church and state, ralph nader) and he spoke about them the way I wanted him too (+50 points) but it was cold in the building, the people in front of us had huge heads and he made us wait an hour and a half (-50 points) He also doesn't look so bad in real life! He doesn't look like a corpse! (+3) but he's no hot Edwards (-3) and we got interviewed by WBEN 930 AM radio (+20 us) and we're hot (+100)
So the score is:
US: 120
Kerry:0
Edwards: 25 (?)
Kucinich: Elf
Sharpton: EXTREMELY UNVIABLE (-infinity)
Bush: Moron (-infinity)
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Quotes of this weekend:
*"The only person who deserves to be laid off is George Bush"- Kerry
*"What is this crap?"- Rep. Louise Slaughter (D, Buffalo)
*"Kelly thinks you're fat"
*"Starbucks is to awesome as Kim is to innocent"
*"Remember when Kim's family walked in and they were like here?"
*"Look! They're double cousins!"
*Kim and Brian making faces at each other
*our friend John!!!!!!!!

hahhaa some sweet times. Talk to you all later! I hafta do my economics!

We're going to see John Kerry in an hour!!! sooooooooo popular!!! I'll tell you all about it later!!

Do you smoke? No
Do you have a gf/bf? yup!
Whats your name? Kelly
Whats your fav color? blue
Slipknot or Murderdolls? Murderdolls
What grade are you in? 12
Whats your fav food? steak pizza and mint oreos and hot pretzels
Freddy Krueger or Jason? ummm...les deux!!! Remember in France at the FNAC on the Champs-Elysees when they were advertising for that movie?? awww France...
Fuse or MTV? MTV
Computer or phone? both--I'm on both now!!
Rap or metal? Metal
Have you ever lost a loved one? yes :(
Simpsons or King of the Hill? SIMPSONS!!
Chevy or Ford? uhhh.... I want a car
Whats your fav band? All American Rejects
What celeb do you hate? a lot of them.... Brian....he says that he's a celebrity in his own mind!!! I don't know... I hate a lot of celebrities!!! I hate Britney Spears but Brian says that doesn't count because everyone hates her.... I hate Justin Timberlake too!! ooh!! I hate Bush!!!! does he count??
Whats your fav horror movie? Shakespeare in Love.... or Pal Joey...they're scary! watch them!!! oooh! I like "Signs" does that count?? I like Hitchcock!! I like "It" and "the Birds"
ok Marie's here! talk to you later!

JOHN KERRY!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooooo bored! Happy 70th Bday to Brian's grandpa!! lol
A. Age: 17
B. Band Listening to Right Now: mtv's on....
C. Career In Future: diplomat
D. Dad's Name: Mark
E. Easiest Person to Talk To: I'm not sure--friends
F. Favorite Song at the Moment: Mest "What's the Dillio?"
G. Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: worms
H. Hometown:Kenmore
I. Instruments: guitar
J. Job Title: Armeror....I'm sweet
K. Kids: His name's Sam and he's a good boy! He's so old though!!!!!!! He just had his 17th birthday!
L. Longest Car Drive Ever: Well...it was more of a bus....and it was more of a getting lost on the way to Tourcoing from Paris because the busdriver was a Parisian (cue to say: "aaaahh.... parisian!") and we ended up just going in circles for hours...hahaha oh man
M. Mom's Name: Mary Lee
N. Number of Siblings: 3 (David, +Matt, Steven)
O. Oldest Sibling: Well.... I think that would be Matt. He's a million years old!!
P. Phobia[s]: I'm scared of dinosaurs....raptoraphobia? lol
Q. Quote You Like: "In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in France, I never could make those idiots understand their own language"-- Mark Twain
R. Reason to Smile: my wonderful friends and my wonderful boyfriend
S. Song You Sang Last: "Just You Wait" from My Fair Lady
T. Time you Woke Up: hahaha 3 because I'm a lazy bum
U. Unknown Fact about Me: I'm actually human!
V. Vegetable You Hate: squash
W. Worst Habit: biting nails, gossiping lol
X. X-Rays you've Had: arm 2x, pinky finger....
Y. Yummy Food: mint oreos, hot pretzels, chocolate pudding, chocolate chip cookies, steak pizza, cheetos, chicken finger subs, french fries...thanks for reminding me...happy Lent!
Z. Zodiac Sign: Aries

I like how I have a major story in my blog and only one person comments *whinewhine*
So I didn't get to tell you the random rest of my week. Mostly the highlights:
Tuesday at fencing...how many times do I hafta tell you?? NOAH YOU CAN'T FENCE, JUST GIVE UP!!! well not really, but why don't you just learn how to fence/bend your knees and freaking FIX YOUR FEET??? I hate you!!!!!!!
So there were some good times at fencing though because Liz had some good ideas of drills: The Cute Team Drill and the Glove Drill!!! *memories!!!!!*
THE CUTE TEAM DRILL: memory #1: So the whole group of us way cool advanced people back in the day were in the hall and we were practicing our moves and Dan was like get into two groups.... we split into half...in a decision which would later shape our lives. hahahaha.... so on our side there were Matt, Kevin, Liz and me....and on the other side it was Rich (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww remember Rich?), Adam, Sam (we need to call Sam and see what's up with him), and I think it was Freight Train. Man oh man! Anyway, they became the Not-So-Cute Team. Matt was like "we're the cute team..." and anyway I love those times out there in the hall... those were the best times I've had. I wish fencing was still like that. Plus Dana and Chelsea of course!!!
Fencing Memory #2: The Glove Drill: My partner was Matt and Liz's was Sam.... those were some great times..... have I mentioned I really really really really really miss Matt and Steve and wish that they were still around??? Those were the golden times of Les Amis. Gahhhhhh!!!
Anyway!! Wednesday the middle schoolers went to see the musical so there wasn't real choir and Brian "has second period off" so we went to Dunkin' Donuts which was really fun.... I got my Valentine's present! Yaaaaaaaaay!!! AP BIO BOOK!!!! I love Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
So that was fun...
Thursday night Sarah came over and we had pizza and hung out and partied. Actually, we squatted!!! I looked at her pictures she took in France/Belgium....they were amazing!!! Sarah's sooo cool even though she's a pickpocket. Then we watched the Paris movie. I love the Paris movie!!! Then she went home! I randomly didn't have a lot of homework Thursday night. And I randomly didn't do anything all day yesterday:
1st period: we actually do stuff in government but its fun, and we spent half telling my story. lol, ok not half.
2nd: choir, never really a class but he didn't even try
3rd: told the story then we "Read" the whole time
4th: anatomy test and then free time
5th: told the story then watched the Leila and Auralie movies!!! I picked out the best ones on Thursday to watch: the party ones where they dance!! And the one where she's like "Mon Juju!" and the one where she's like "TU EST EGOISTE JULIEN!" hahaha I hate them all so much.
6th: same as gov (WWII)
7th: math, but my group was done with our problems so we had the whole class off
8th: study hall! yaaay!
After school Mark drove us home and then we went to the musical...it was ok...much better then I thought!! Some people were really great while others...left something to be desired... Nate Bell made me cry....and I wish that the male lead perhaps could have been better?? It may just be me but seniors should get leads... but Katylen was really great and the scene with dave myers and tim allmen was really funny... the whole musical isn't the best written one and I think we should have done something better.... something that fits the senior class perhaps!!?? Laduca's such a moron. Way to cast. If Christina Bochechio is in your senior class then you do Annie...if Chandana is in your senior class then you do Peter Pan... and if Adam Bouley's in your senior class then you do something that at least freaking lets him have a name.... grrrr....
anyway...c'est la vie!

****UPDATE!!****
Elizabeth just called and said she had mentioned the name of the girl who attacked her to Jeff and that name was Sydney Kolbe?? And Jeff said, "Oh, I know her!!" Turns out she had a crush on him since he was on Welcome Crew.... sooo....

Solved??

...still veeery strange!!!...

Sorry about the lack of postings...my week has been really random and besides that on Monday this guy came to debug my computer and he made Internet Explorer die and I didn't get it back until I found this MSN yesterday. And then on Tuesday we had the WORLD'S LONGEST GOV OUTLINE and some heavy duty English reading so I didn't get to bed until 2 Wednesday morning and I went to 6:50 Ash Wednesday Mass at St. Andrews. I gave up eating between meals for Lent. Some good times... but the reason you all came here was to read about:
THE STORY:
And here, for you, is THE STORY.

Elizabeth and I were walking home from school on Monday and we were just past Kenmore Middle when we saw these boys throwing snowballs at some Freshmen boys. Now these weren't just any little freshmen boys they were football player boys like Matt Agugliaro and Zach Rekowski who used to be my brothers' friends. So Liz and I were like "we don't want to see this fight" and the gang boys were throwing snow balls and calling the boys some really bad names and these good boys just walked on and ignored them!! Liz and I were so proud! It was so great!! Anyway so the boys turned down McKinley and the stupid gang turned down like Crosby and we went on down Myron to Argonne. We were about to cross the street when those boys walked past and it turns out they had these two girls with them. We walked through them and started talking on the courner like we sometimes do. Liz said that I should stay on the courner until they were past us. But then they stopped behind my neighbor's car and Liz was like "if they don't keep moving you can come to my house or walk the other way" so I was like "yea" so we continued to talk about yearbook and other random stuff we could think about and these two girls walked up and stood next to us. We ignored them from a time and finally Liz said, "can we help you?" and they looked at us and murmered no and then whispered to each other and then they waited awhile and said, "what school do you go to?" and we said "Kenmore West" and they whispered again and then they said, "what grade are you in?" and Liz said, "12" and I said, "seniors" and they whispered and then they walked away and stood behind the car. Liz said, "you can walk this way" so I started to but then they left so we went home and were confused. Keep in mind neither one of us had EVER SEEN THESE GIRLS BEFORE MONDAY. We still have no idea if they even go to KenWest. We thought they were perfectly harmless, just really strange. So yesterday after school...
We were walking down Myron and we saw on the Myron block between Argonne and Wardman the same group of kids and we were both like "oh look, its our friends" and then continued to ignore them and talk about the musical. I stopped on the courner where we went down Argonne to tie my shoe and we glanced up to see those random girls walking towards us. We decided to ignore them and said that if they were still following us by the time we got to the courner I would just walk home with Liz and get my guitar on our way to our lessons. I said, "if its just the girls I'll walk home by my self. They're harmless." and we agreed but if those boys were following too I would go home with her. So we got about halfway to the end of the block, a couple of houses from Chrissy's and we heard them running behind us and suddenly, at the same time, one girl grabs each of our hair. We both screamed in surprise because, as Liz said, "WHAT THE HELL?" One of them said, "we heard what you were saying about us" (we were discussing the musical!! We were talking about how the door falling wasn't Cathy or Chubb's fault!!) Anyway, I immediatly turned around and grabbed her arms. As I turned her she started punching me in the face and kicking my leg. Liz's attacker pulled her down (she had a really heavy backpack on) and started kicking her while Liz just LOOKED at her like "what the heck?" I was looking at the girl with these "fashionable/punk wanna be" maroon glasses and she was a puny little thing. Liz's attacker was taller and I was probably twice the size of mine. I just kept saying, over and over again, "What are you doing? WHAT are you DOING?" It was so strange. I don't think she said anything. It was really wierd. She was hitting me with all her might, which wasn't much (she didn't even hurt me) and I was just thinking to myself, "should I kick her? I would double her over....she's not hurting me soo bad... should I punch her? Where? I would break her glasses..." You can tell she was hurting me because I was able to think this all through.... and all I could hear in my head was Matt (my karate senseii) saying, "in court if you know karate it counts against you like you had a weapon so if she counter sues you would be in trouble" because I would hurt her so bad. Not that Matt uses big words like that. lol. Anyway suddenly I feel "pain" (aka tapping) on my right arm because Liz's attacker has grown weary of just kicking Liz without Liz fighting back and decided to help free her friend. I blocked her with one arm (she didn't even go for the lower half under my arm because she's a moron with no karate training) and then Liz got up and rang the doorbell of the house we were in front of. A car pulled up and we said, "listen, we're going to call the police. You better run. Now." So they did. They ran away like the little wimps they are and we started walking to Liz's and Liz said, "I just want you to know that you're coming to my house" and I said, "of course" and we started to stop at Chrissy's but no one was home so we continued to Liz's and Liz turned around to the boys who were still following us and said, "What the hell was that?" And one of them said, "Team Taliban!" And we were just shocked at everything and the extreme randomness of it all. We went to Liz's house and the boys turned down Rowley and we walked into her house and she said, "mom? Call the police!" and her mom was like "what??" and she said, "we've been jumped!" so her mom dialed the number while we took off our shoes and babbled and then Liz talked to the person at 911 and Peter said, "there's a police car here!" just as Liz was giving the lady our names and Dr. Christian and I went to the door to meet the officer as Liz finsihed up and hung up. Then the blue police Emergency Services truck pulls up and another police car pulls up and inside it were the two girls and a random blonde boy!! We were shocked!! Hurrah for Kenmore Police!!! So we IDed them and said we had no idea who the guy was. Then we told the first policeman our story and he went to talk to the other policeman who was talking to them. He came back and said that they were denying everything. Ok, I have no idea how they caught these girls in 5 minutes or who they were or anything, but do they think that we would just make this up????????? So Dr. Christian was like "these girls are both in the top 10 of their class!" and the nice policeman said, "I don't doubt you! Don't worry! They're probably in the bottom 10 of theirs" and then they asked if we knew them and we told them we had absolutely no idea anything about them and then he said, ok the other guy will get your information. You should prosecute so we told the other guy and he was just as confused as all of us and then he took down our information and said the police would call us. So we went to our sax/harp/guitar lesson leaving frantic messages on Becky's machine "we're coming! sorry! we have a good excuse!" so Becky started being worried. Alex was the first one up and Becky said, "What's wrong??" and Alex, being the wonderful person that he is said, "Liz got into a fight with the police." So Becky, my first babysitter, the woman who made clothes for me when I was a baby and has taught me guitar these 6 years and I've gone to church and played guitar with her my whole life, started being really really really confused. Then Liz ran up, still alittle shocked and Becky was like "WHAT HAPPENED?" So we told her and we were all really confused.
So that's the story. Liz has a bruise on her leg and I have a nail mark in my hand but that's it. Just alittle shell shocked.
Today Officer Kelleher called me and he was completely confused. He said usually when this kind of thing happens there's another part to the story like some girl likes another girls' boyfriend or something and its not just a random crime. He says we should definetly prosecute. He's going to try to find out more about them, but I was able to get out of him this:
one of the girl's names is Tanya Hooper and she lives in like 312 Knowlton while the other girl, whose name I forget lives on Tonawanda St. Where is that?? Anyway. He's going to call back Monday.
So that's the story.
And I would just like to say: Why?? How random??? Who are these little girls?? What made them think they could take us?? They are sooooooooooooooooooo lucky that we were the ones they chose to attack because while we could have KILLED them 50 different ways we didn't because they were so twiggy. They were lucky. And we were lucky that they didn't attack some poor little middle schooler!! Jeez....that's my story. It was the wierdest most random story ever.
Leave comments!!!
*confused*

Hey all!
So I had a pretty great weekend besides the dying part. gah! I'm dying! But it got me out of karate club so as Brian would say, "s'all right" lol. I'm in a good mood because I got a 24.5/25 on the trig identities test in Math and that's the best grade I've gotten in there (besides homework quizzes and stuff) all year and I HATE trig!! sooo YAY!!
Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
hahaha DON'T KILL ME DANA!
lol. Anyway. I wish Dana would come online, I haven't gotten to talk to her in forever. When I'm done here I'll dmail her. So Dana if you read this check you dmail.
Anyway.... yesterday I randomly went to Comics Cafe with Brian and his family and his mom's cousin and her friend and another guy named Kevin and...Ryan... this Ryan intrigues me... he lives on Argonne. I would like to know more about this mysterious Ryan. If you have more information please contact me. BREW HEH HEH HEH. Anyway it was really nice. I had fun. Izzar was there with her boyfriend! It was crazy!!! I was like "hi!!" and Mr. Marsh was really confused and like "are you waving to me?" and then he was sad that I wasn't so I waved at him too. I'm the genius hahaha 12 x 12 lol... DUH Brian! Quick quiz: Who was Edmund Fitzgerald?? :)
Anyway, as with all good moods I must complain: I'll try to keep it brief. I hate how even though I'm dying of this cold I hafta sing in choir or else I'll get points deducted and other people can just sit there and do nothing and still get 100.
OK so I'm done complaining because Dana just IMed me! yay Dana!!!
LeAvE mE cOmMeNtS?

So yesterday was fun too~
I went to Media Play to buy Ria's present (which, I may add, was a complete surprise...but an awesome CD nontheless) and I bought the Mest CD I've been searching for and I got "Five For Fighting" for my brother and on my way out who passes me but Mr. LaDuca? It was really gross. He looked at me and walked away. Good, because I don't like you either.
Then Liz picked up me and Jeff and Brian and we went to Ria's which was really fun. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIA. And there were some high quality quotes invented such as "Somebody's in my butt"- the Rev. and some assorted socks quotes. We watched the Princess Bride because none of the boys had seen it because they're all messed up. Yea good fencing! Even Steve loved that movie's fencing so woot!! Yummy desserts!! Mmmm...chocolate swirl cheesecake!! I got home around midnight and went to bed. This morning I went to the 9:30 (apologizes to my children at the Teen Mass I'm really dumb!!) and POLSKA POLSKA did the Homily! I didn't even know he was allowed to do the Homily!! Afterwards I congratulated him with a rousing POLSKA POLSKA *clapclapclap* and he joined in (this was after the world's longest Mass) and I saw Luke and his mom and sister and I was disappointed to find out that he and Brian had only been up until 2:30 this morning when I had thought they would stay up until 3. "Hi, I'm Brian and I'm really tired so I'm going to stay up until 3 with your lover. Why don't you just marry Erik via the Rev??" Yea, you would.
And so now I'm going to sit around and think thoughts of homework...mmm...Wuthering Heights.

Here's the song I have stuck in my head (for no real reason):
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be to late!
You'll be broke, and I'll have money;
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, till you're sick,
And you scream to fetch a doctor double-quick.
I'll be off a second later And go straight to the the-ater!
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
Ooooooh 'enry 'iggins!
Just you wait until we're swimmin' in the sea!
Ooooooh 'enry 'iggins!
And you get a cramp a little ways from me!
When you yell you're going to drown I'll get dressed
and go to town! Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins!
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins! Just you wait!
One day I'll be famous! I'll be proper and prim;
Go to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim!
One evening the king will say:
"Oh, Liza, old thing,
I want all of England your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim Liza Doolittle Day!
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
And whatever you wish and want I gladly will do."
"Thanks a lot, King" says I, in a manner well-bred;
But all I want is 'enry 'iggins 'ead!"
"Done," says the King with a stroke.
"Guard, run and bring in the bloke!"
Then they'll march you, 'enry 'iggins to the wall;
And the King will tell me: "Liza, sound the call."
As they lift their rifles higher, I'll shout:
"Ready! Aim! Fire!"
Oh ho ho, 'enry 'iggins,
Down you'll go, 'enry 'iggins!
Just you wait!

Yea! Yesterday was a lot of fun! We're so cool and we didn't even die even though I can't give directions! lol. We're so cool!
So yesterday after school Liz drove Kim and me to my house to get my camera then to Starbucks where we met Naomi and we went in to get drinks and Widman and Sophia Balderman were there!! Widman had trouble trying to explain whether she liked Sophia or us better. Yea well... Widman's taken me to Starbucks too! That was some good times! French kids can't eat popcorn!!!! hahaha. Anyway so I (duh) got my Venti Carmel Frappuchino and us lunchless/hungry kids went over to Subway and got some food and Briana and Marie both drove up and then they headed over to Starbucks and they saw Shawn!!! But we missed him!!! Shawn's such a jerk!!!!!!!! Then we ate at Subway until Erik came by and talked to us then we left because Erik was working and we headed to my house to drop off Marie's car and then we had some car trouble and then we had some driving trouble but eventually we made it down to New World Records/ Spot and then we headed down to the Polish Cadet Center on Grant St. Yea driving past Newman and not being able to say its my church :( . They put me in the back of the car and locked me in and wouldn't let me out and some guy tapped on the back when I was in it and I was scared. And then we parked at Tops and Liz didn't kill the baby! And then we went in but we just missed entry on the second floor so we headed up to the balcony but there were these huge flags blocking our view and we couldn't move them in violation of the Patriot Act (not getting started on that) So WONDERFUL Briana went downstairs and found us standing room on the stairs so that we were 20 feet from Edwards and we had an AWESOME view of his back. And if we ducked and he turned we could see his face but that only happened once and I had my camera ready and the guy in front of me turned his head into my camera. Thanks bud! But yea I complained really loud and then he walked by later. Oops. So Edwards was amazing. His speech was really good and I love him. If he was our president our country would be in such good shape!! He was funny too... he doesn't want to lose to stupid Kerry or of course Bush. The crowd was really big and some people on the stairs were really rude (I.e. loud man on cell phone "HELLO? YES! I'M AT AN EDWARDS RALLY! EDWARDS!! RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!") Anyway, it was really really fun and it was wonderful and everyone should vote for him. So we headed out and bought some cool pins because we are cool! We saw Jane and her dad in the parking lot! They were in the overflow room! Then we headed back to Spot to get Briana's car and we hung out there and we didn't gossip. I don't know what Naomi's talking about!! We just chatted. Sometimes about Politics...oh yes... I remember now... it wasn't GOSSIP. I NEVER GOSSIP. So then we headed back to Liz's house to watch Victor Victoria and wait for Erik's surprise party. Lol that was great. He SO wasn't expecting it!! So then we watched the movie and Jeffrey came over. I hope Marie's dad is ok...but I know he'll be fine!
So I went home just before one and then went to bed and woke up this morning at one. I hear Brian and my dad saw each other at the computer show and my dad made fun of me. I also hear that my boyfriend has another girlfriend. Her name is Claire. xICQ71667748x: I dont even think i've ever met a claire in my lifetime. Anyway I think I'm going to kidnap him, buy Ria's present and go to her party.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey now! I want comments!!! *whines* I love my CYO People!! Look how many comments I have for that entry!! YAY! I have so much economics tonight. What was cornell thinking? I know what he was thinking. He was thinking "I heart Bush. Oswego?" hahahaha. He's so silly.
Well my totally hot WWII essay made me miss France and I went to guitar with Liz today which is something we haven't done in a long time and I was remembering the good times when I got the following e-mail:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I received your letter and your e-mail ( I have some problems with my internet connexion )

I have some questions for you :

what do you eat at breakfast ?

do you like snail ?
because we will go to my grandparents on Saturday evening for my aunt's birthday and we will eat snail ( I don't like very much)
If you don't like snail it's not a problem ; you will have something other to eat

8 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see yousoon

Elric

I love him so much!!! No, that's a lie. Hey, if you love Elric leave a message! It was funny because at that time he really WAS going to see me soon. Sometimes he gets really drunk and sends me a message (Note to impressionable youths: He doesn't really get drunk. He's never done anything that crazy in his life. He probably doesn't even know what biere is.) and says "see you soon" but he's lying. He's so funny. Good times.
Remember when he first sent me this e-mail:

salut c'est Elric mon voyage c'est bien passé je vais t' écrire pendant
les
vacances

à bientôt

ELRIC

And we thought he was cool? I like how he lied. Yea, I'll write you too Elric...you butt! That was back in the day when he used to write in French. I miss those days. Man, that was a year and 5 days ago! Sheesh. Good times.


And now onto bad times: economics. :(

p.s.
Subject: Hi
Date: Mon 03/03/03 09:41 AM



Hi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly ,How are you?
Today it was my first day of school after 1 month
we talk about the exchange, it was funny
the teacher of history and geography said:
"i leave you 5 min tospeak about the USA"
2 hours later we still spoke about the exchange

i arrived to my home at 14 : 30 PM (so 8 :30 AM in Kenmore)

my vacations were good
you would receive my post card

could you say "HI" to Dana ; KT ; Mary ; Alicia ;

talk to you soon

Elric ( in German it means "the all powerful" )

Oh yea, the postcard....the infamous postcard.... there WAS no post card. At least I never got it!! You WOULD recieve my postcard...if I liked you!! Mary?? Who is this Mary?? I think he means Marie... Ahhh, Elric...the all powerful. I make fun of you but its only because a) you have no friends and b) you're so popular here and c) I just want to go live in your house and take over your family who--it should be mentioned--loves me more then you. Secret Nationale mon oeil!

GUESS WHAT'S ON FOR FRIDAY??? JOHN EDWARDS IS COMING TO BUFFALO!! AND LIZ HAS THE CAR!!! Could life be better?? Could we BE cooler? I think not. Hahahahaha. Aww, right now I'm writing my amazing essay for WWII-- doesn't it look like it? Marc Loeser is working on his too!! We match!! My amazing essay starts awesomely:
Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? Because the Germans like to march in the shade! Hilarious, isn’t it? Many people make jokes about the French just like this one mocking the wonderful French people. I remember a day not so long ago when I was walking down the Champs-Elysees, lost, and the friendly French people helped me to find my way to the Place de la Concorde where I was meeting my friends. And no, not one French person tried to surrender to me. On the Simpsons, Homer says to Joan of Arc “God wants you to lead us to victory? But we're French! We don't even have a word for that!” With all these stereotypes of the French surrendering, one would think that the fall of France to the German army was inevitable. In fact, the French have an Arc de Triomphe for a reason—there was a time when all of Europe had fallen to the French. Napoleon ruled over Europe and people feared the French army. Even after World War I, many countries, including Germany, were afraid of the French army. Winston Churchill was known to have exclaimed, “Thank God for the French army!” No, the fall of France was only due to small shortcomings in political leadership and military organization. If a few small things had gone right for the French, they could have easily crushed the German advancement. Its funny because Chris just IMed me and said, "France was in WWII??" hahaha YOU'RE A FUNNY ONE CHRIS!
Hahaha, those were the best of times. Remember when we were lost on the Champs-Elysees? That was the best thing ever. Remember when we got lost in the Louvre? And in Belgium for (literarly) 2 hours? And in Brugges when I pretended that I knew where we were but it turns out it was the wrong historic church??? Hahahaha.... which one of those were the best? Probably the Champs-Elysees because the most famous part of the whole street is the forested part but we were real tired. The other best time was when we were lost in the Louvre and we were like "aw man, its the Mona Lisa again!! Wait...no...that's just la Jaconde again...CURSE YOU MONA LISA!" Hahaha GOOD TIMES.
Anyway, fencing yesterday aw man. Dana was sick (feel better Dana!) so Liz and I were teaching even though Tom was taking over. Hahaha, remember when I said that station fencing was the most thing ever? It was some good times! And then Liz said she would epee me but she didn't so I only gotta foil that Kyle kid with the awesome feet (*Drool*) Ok, so I'm not wierd about feet like wierd or anything but I have certain *ahem* STANDARDS and I will list them:
*knees. GOD GAVE YOU KNEES TO FENCE. Whoa man, Silas' knees...whoa. They're like Adam's! Like Adam's coming back. Whatever man.
*POMMEL IN THE WRIST!!
*Awww FEET.... right angle, one step apart and...this is important...and hard...so follow me close on this one, ok?? STRAIGHT!
Yea.... and body upright and feet ON THE FLOOR. I miss Steve. Have I mentioned that before?
I suppose I really ought to get writing my paper...

Random DeGrassi Questions:

1. Who's your favorite person on DeGrassi? Pretty much anyone besides Liberty. I want to punch her in the face. I guess I don't have a favorite. Sometimes they all make me so mad!!! So uh... Spinner? No...he's really homophobic. I used to like Manny before she became a slut... Emma's cool I guess. Yea. Emma?

2. Are you wearing shoes? Actually no. (But if I was they CERTAINLY wouldn't be Nikes! And if they happened to BE Nikes then I would have duct tape on them.)

3. Do you like Outkast and Alicia Keys? Nah, I guess I prefer Outcast though.

4. Do you watch Mad TV, All That, or SNL? I do. But only old school Danny All That because the stupid stuff now and the really old school pre-Danny days are kinda dumb. Remember when the Backstreet Boys were on All That and they sang my song and then Nick hugged Danny? Best moment of my life. lol. I LOVE SNL and Mad TV's ok its just a buildup until SNL though on Saturday nights.

5. Who's you hero? Maria, Jordan, Katie LeFevre, John Adams, Mr. Stuhlmiller, Janet of course!!!! and...um... alot of other people I can't think of right now.

6. What song do you have stuck in you head? "Dem Bones", "soleillll dans la bouchon" by Marcel et son orchestre and "Champs Elysee"

7. Michael Jackson: guilty, or innocent? guilty.

8. Do you like blue cheese? Mmmm! On chicken fingers!!!! Aw man I'm hungry now! Who wants to bring me food?

9. Can you dance well? No. Unless you count the Maltese Brawl. I can Maltese Brawl like nobody's business!!! Baaaa...DUM BA DUMP BA dum dum dum ba dump ba dump ba dump dump....

10. What's you favorite TV show? Simpsons. No question. Also I like DeGrassi, SNL, and that 70s Show.

11. Labels: cool or uncool? um like "you you're a punk" labels? stupid. labels like "Nike" horrible... I guess uncool? I don't understand.

12. Eminem: poser or for real? I think this question's really idiotic.

13. What is you favorite song? Um... I don't know. too many to list. Maybe Champs Elysee (spoken like a true French student) or something by Simple Plan, Sugarcult, or All American Rejects. Past favorite songs are: "Closing Time" by Semisonic and "I want it that way" by BSB. Ha! Second time they were mentioned! woot!

14. How many posters do you have on your wall? hahaha, no BSB for this question :( unless you count my closet. Um.... alot... mostly pictures and postcards on my wall though. I have a Simpsons poster, a map of Paris, a lot of Paris stuff...but real posters just the Simpsons one. Sorry.

15. Are you afraid of frogs? Yes. Deathy so. not really. remember in 3rd grade when it was the dogs v. the frogs aka me v. Nick Caruana and then Nick got a dog and it was the craziest thing ever and before that even he ate frog's legs and it ruined my schemas of life. (Just like at Kissmas Bash when Liz turned to me and said..."guess what Kelly? I think..." AND NOW WE KNOW ITS TRUE! No excuse though.) Remember catching frogs at GS camp?? Good times!

16. I'm cleaning up this question: Mint Oreos: Awesome and the best or toothpaste? Awesome and the best.

17. when you hear the word "hot" who do you think of? tamales.

18. Do you cry easily? not really

19. What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Win a Date With Tad Hamilton or else that Cody Banks movie (And no matter what Brian says it WAS NOT "Pal Joey" I HEART THAT MOVIE! He loved it too!)

20. Do you like Ellen Degeneres? not particularly but mot because she's gay or anything I just am not really a fan. I liked her in Nemo though!

21. Do you or know some one with a missing finger? Yup! One of my favorite teachers- Mrs. Noble is missing her pinky finger. I love her!

22. Have you ever thrown up over something really nasty? That question doesn't make sense, but no.

23.Have you ever seen all or either of these movies... Nope
The Smokers
Tart
Lolita
Or Four Rooms?

24. Does your head hurt right now? No, but Brian's does :( Feel better!

25. Do you know what Vritigo is? Yes but you spelled it wrong so no.

26. Have you ever seen a dead body? I'm in Anatomy!!

27. Have you seen a Black Widow? don't think so.

28. Do you know some one named Kathy? Yup! Quite a few! Kathys galore at CYO! :)

29.Is your grandmother dead? Unfortunatly one of them is. :(

30.When was the last time you though about death? Uh... I don't know.

Ok on that cheery note how was everybody's weekends? I like how I was all excited because I had 6 comments on my Dem Bones stuff...and then (no offense) I found out it was just Steve. And Steve's awesome! I completely love Steve and all and they were some awesome comments. Its just, yo people! COMMENT PLEASE!! Anyway. Big happenings on the DeGrassi site if you're Dana and want to check it out. Ooooo Hazel and Jimmy! And Sean and Ellie (duh)!! Anyway. What was I going to say? I had 4 Nazi children in WWII today. I got the bronze award. The girl in front of me had 6 and got the silver award. Michelle Strausser got the gold award (hahaha) for having 8 and Alanna "The Little Baby Machine" Speech had 9 and her 9th baby got to have hitler as a godfather. How wierd is it to think that there are 1000s of people around the world today who, if you asked them who their godfather was, would hafta say hitler. That's rough.
Anyway, I had a rather pleasant day yesterday. I woke up after 10:30, took a shower, got dressed, did some homework. Chelsea came over to use my computer and I finished Pride and Prejudice (yay!) and then I went to get my pictures from Walgreens (with random ones missing??) and talked to Alicia Knoll there! She and I are like best friends! Then I went over to Brian's house (I'm such a good driver! Not really!) and we hung out there and he gave me a wonderful (soooo perfect. hahaha. I liked the part where it got hurt and you wrote "ouch" lol. I love you!) card and a box of yummy chocolates (I think I'm gonna go eat some now!) and then we went to see 50 First Dates... and Sarah Hyers if you're reading this I LOVE YOU but I'm sorry I went to see the movie without you...I'm so sorry! Can we go watch something else? I owe you! We can watch the Travel Paris video or something and drool with Kim and Liz. How's Friday??? I'm sorry! Anyway, the movie was pretty good but I didn't really like the ending. I was looking for something happier. Ah well tant pis. C'est la vie! Bon BEN! Then I went home and Liz and I studied for Anatomy. When in doubt guess Sternocleidomastoid!!! BUCCANATOR!!! HAHAHAHAHA. da buccanator! Ok I'm off to write my WWII essay!! Later! :)

Dem Bones:

CHORUS:
I knowed it, knowed it, indeed I knowed it brother,
I knowed it - WHEE - dem bones gonna rise again.

Lordy thought he'd make a man
Dem bones gonna rise again,
He took a bit of water and he took a bit of sand
Dem bones gonna rise again.

CHORUS

Took a rib from Adam's side
Dem bones gonna rise again
Made Miss Eve to be his bride!
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Put them in a garden fair
Dem bones gonna rise again
Thought they'd be most happy there
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Apples, peaches, pears, and such
Dem bones gonna rise again
But one fruit you must not touch!
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Round that tree old Satan slunk
Dem bones gonna rise again
At Miss Eve his eye he wunk.
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

My that fruit looks mighty fine
Dem bones gonna rise again
Take a bite, the Lord won't mind!
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

She took a pick, she took a pull
Dem bones gonna rise again
And then she filled her apron full
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Next day when the Lord came round
Dem bones gonna rise again
He spied them cores all over the ground!
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Adam, Adam, where art thou?
Dem bones gonna rise again
"Here Ise Lord, coming now!"
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Adam who these cores did leave?
Dem bones gonna rise again
Wasn't me Lord, must a been Eve.
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

Adam you must leave this place
Dem bones gonna rise again
Earn your keep by the sweat of your face
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

He took a pick, he took a plow
Dem bones gonna rise again
And that's why we're all working now!
Dem bones gonna rise again

CHORUS

The moral of this story be
Dem bones gonna rise again
Don't leave those cores for the Lord to see!
Dem bones gonna rise

CHORUS

Wow! I'm in a great mood! What a great weekend!! I hafta put everything down and if I forget something just leave a message! (Leave a message anyway, but its all good!) Awww, I love you all!! Happy Valentine's Day!!!!
OK: Random list of random people I haven't seen in forever I saw yesterday:
Jordan (LIKE THE RIVER!),
Dave ("Run!"),
Marie from WYD,
Dan Greer (GD! God!),
Caroline's mom (so this one time DG was in the outlet mall...),
Sarah Sheldon,
Adam Jarosz, (and guess who's in his Life Teen group?? Remi and his brother the kid from Andy Banchich's party!!!!!! RANDOM!)
and the creepy guy from karate!! It was NUTS!!!
ok so onto the story:
Friday after school my mom and I went to pick up Lizbeth (my Liz) and then we headed to the Adam's Mark downtown. (We saw a Manatoban! But not THE Manitoban!) We went to the Erie Ballroom where we had the fastest sign-in ever and were right behind Michelle so we all headed up to our room (656!) where we partied until Mrs. Seel came and told us to bring some stuff down to Janet so we went down to what, the 3rd floor? And Jose's there and we're like "we just hafta run this down to Janet" and he's like "noo!" but he let us in anyway and we ran down and this big pack of Life Teens walk by and one of them's like "yo! Hey!" and I was like "uhhh..." and then I realized it was Adam Jarosz!! From fencing!!!!!!! He cut his hair!! I was kinda in shock so pretty much all I was like was "uhh, your hair! its cut!" aww Adam's the best! So then Liz and I went to talk to Janet ("we're boys!!!") and then snuck upstairs via the stairs back to our room and we headed downstairs. We walked in and we got some seats... I think I should mention who "we" are: Me, Liz, Michelle, Laura, Amanda, Abby, Alex, Kristin, Jose (the Costa Rican Jigilo!! YEA!) , Dominic ("is it Don or Dom??" hahaahahahah), Marie, Kathy, and Mrs. Seel +Marghi and Janet who were still doing hall duty at that time. So then we had the opening ceremony brought to you by the biggest hearthrob in the Buffalo Diociese (and also the biggest womanizer...shhhh...) Micheal Postals!! and Jackie and someone else. So they were welcoming and exciting. We got to sing some of the best songs! "Yes Lord" and "Lord I lift your name on high" aww good times!! Then we found our banner which was banished to the back courner (you know its true. DG hates us!) and we saw Dave behind us!! And then we had the random wierd kid behind us and then Kim and Reggie Harris led us in song and they were AMAZING! We sang "Wade in the Water" and it was so much fun! Then we had the Reconciliation Mass and Confessions but I don't think any of us went to Confessions. Instead we walked around and talked to people. And watched WYD on Tv! (That's us! Where? That speck...!!) There was a clown and some wild times. The two greatest attractions (for losers like us) were: TTTYORHG!! (The 22 year old random hot guy!)... I mean... Convention Idol...! And the water fountain! Jk (One example about why I should be the best friend in the world: Liz was sad so I hugged her and then I looked up and saw the water fountains and I was dying of thirst and said, "awww Liz!... OOOOOOOH! WATER FOUNTAINS!!" and ran off with apologies! I LOVE YOU LIZ!!) (This is an example of why Brian's my boyfriend: after a slow dance the song was just ending and Brian was like "OOH! Water!!!" and we ran off and I was excited! Water rocks my socks!) Actually the next greatest venue was Father Leon's station (he tried to get Dominic and Jose right under my nose!) Also Dave was in charge there and Janet wanted to steal a Dioscese CD case and it was funny because she ended up giving it to a random boy ("you're in high school right?" "...yes..." "become a priest!" "ok" "YAY DAVE GIVE ME A CASE...RUN!!!!!!") hahahahaha good times!! Then we snuck back. That was great! Ok so by now its 12:30 so we go get our pizza and head back to our rooms because we're EXHAUSTED! And we eat our random food like those crazy poprocks oreos and goldfish. lots and lots of goldfish. And then we went over to Janet's because she had a pizza and Marghi had a pizza and we ate pizza then we went back and waited to go to sleep and then we woke up and it was even later on:
Saturday: VALENTINE'S DAY!
We "woke up" at 7 and I hit the snooze button until 8 or something like that. I turm to Liz and say "12 hours and 27 minutes" and she laughs because she was going to say the same thing!! We manged some breakfast and watched some Arthur on TV ("Jekyl Jekyl Hyde Jekyl Hyde Hyde Jekyl!!! Jekyl Jekyl Hyde Jekyl Hyde Hyde Jekyl!!!") And then we went down to the morning session about hunger. Good times. When we walked in, our pictures were blasted on the big screens!! It was our WYD picture with Dave near our tree we used to hang out at! I miss that!! So we watched our picture with 984 of our closest friends and found our seats. Then we watched the thing. Kim and Reggie Harris pumped us up by teaching us our old Girl Scout favorite: DEM BONES!! Ohhh Lordy made a garden fair! Dem Bones gonna rise again! Made Mr. Adam and put 'im in there! Dem Bones gonna rise again! I knowed it knowed it! Indeed I knowed it brother, I knowed it! WHEE! Dem Bones gonna rise again! (1...2...3...HUH!) (AMEN!) So anyway, then there were awards and we won the Ed Argi award even though our parish has a certain problem with Ed Argi...namely, don't tell anyone, but someone who I will refer to here only as "Fried Chicken" killed Ed Argi! Aww! I was so proud! (of the CYO not of Fried Chicken killing Ed Argi) I got to go up and shake hands with DG and Jackie and Mike Postals (short for Micheal) and I was almost as proud as when I when JORDAN WON CATHOLIC YOUTH OF BUFFALO!!!! I was so proud!! Jordan is the most amazing person ever!!! I was so proud!!! I just want it to be known that we were the ORIGINAL Jordan fans!! I gave him a Valentine and I gave Adam one and of course I gave my kiddos (aka the 15 people I was with) Valentines too. YAY ST. ANDREWS and YAY JORDAN! Then we had our workshops. My first workshop I went to was Kim and Reggie Harris' and a whole bunch of us were there (even though we didn't all sit together!) so that was really fun. I liked them alot. Then we had lunch (yea table 64! Last to be called! Thanks a lot Abby! I LOVE YOU ABBY!) And so we sat around waiting to eat all scrunched into our table. Good times! Then we sat around and Abby and I went to the bathroom and she got hit on my Micheal Postals (every girls dream...hahahaha) and it was the best pick up line ever "Hey Abby, what are you doing?" "Going to the bathroom" "wow! me too!" "wow! Maybe I'll see you on the way out!" "ok! maybe!" *inside the bathroom* "is he even allowed out of the Grand Ballroom??") Then we went out to our second workshop-- Liz, Janet and I went to "Good News for Teens" where we studied Psalm 139 and watched "The Truman Show" it was fun!! Then we went to the best workshop ever..hahaha...Father Gary's Sex talk!!!!!! Whoooo!! So almost all of us went to that one because it was the place to be!! We learned some crazy stuff...like how some people are really slutty (we've been dating for a REALLY LONG TIME....3 months!) And Father Gary was cool (yay CLI people--- I love you two!) And yay to Laura who overcame her drinking problems to come out and sit next to me and then boo to her for then decided to talk to Amanda OVER MY SHOULDER, OVER MY SHOULDER LAURA!! about how they were going to do a violent overthrow of the CYO! And they were going to cut off my head! And when I mentioned to Laura I knew they were going to do that SHE LAUGHED! For, like, AN HOUR! Anyway, the moral of Fr.Gary's talk was WE'RE ALL CRISP NEW $20 bills...and NONE OF YOU are just antique watches... I love you! You know you you are....Pepsi girl!! Anyway! By now its 4 and Liz and I start freaking out and I did my nails...but it took a million years and it was really difficult. Then we went down to get yucky dinner and ran back upstairs to get ready/ freak out. We had the greatest makeover party ever!! Someday we'll have another!! HURRAH!! Also: ABBY IS THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!! She straightened my hair and it only took her forever (my hair's fault! not hers! She's awesome!) And Alex is never allowed to straigten her hair EVER. So it was really fun but then it was time to "go meet the boys" so we took a million pictures then met Dave, Pat, and Amanda's date! Somebody was late. Then Heather and Amanda and their friend came and of course there were more pictures because we all looked lovely and then everyone left and then Brian came and he brought me a rose. We danced and hung out and the music wasn't really too bad and it wasn't really too bad except sometimes I hadta hide behind Brian so that DG and Caroline's mom wouldn't see me and notice that I wasn't dead and was, in fact, just going to a different church. (shhhhhhh) Anyway, the dance was really nice and thank you sooooo much Brian for coming. I'm so glad you did! You made my day! I love you soooo much :) Anyway...:)
Sarah Sheldon was there with her friends (she wasn't conventioning, she was just coming for Cotillion) and so we talked and I introduced her to Brian (I like her SO much more than her mom!) and I introduced Adam and Brian and then Adam came up to us later and was all "I hope you enjoyed your dead seal" and I'm like "yea, like that hurts...just like you're coming back to fencing." Meh, I'm Adam and I'm coming back to fencing when I go to work at M&T instead of the Olive Garden. Whatever Adam. :) So the dance was great and we showed them to the door around 12:45 and headed upstairs. Then we went to change and "party" by which I mean beg God for curfew and I got out of my dress-- I love my dress I just want to say how proud I am that I GOT IT ZIPPERED! YAY!! Also, you know that wire problem I was having in the back of the dress? Yea...looks like the ugliest fencing bruise ever. I thought it was going to bleed. Stupid dress. Anyway, curfew finally came and went and they came in searching for drugs and boys (they found neither) and pretended that they had to tell us not to get up before 6:30 so we fell asleep immediately. We woke up later this morning:
Sunday:
I hit the snooze button for an hour and then we watched MSNBC where we watched stupid bush at NASCAR and Kerry win DC and Nevada was it? Jeez...DC why don't you vote Sharpton? Scary isn't it??? Anyway, then we packed up and went downstairs where we waited for POLSKA POLSKA (*clapclapclap*) and FC. They didn't come forever. Then we went to table 64 (the party/obnoxious table) and we went and got our picture taken with Jordan (so my film finally ran out) then I got my Valentine from Adam (which was, btw, hot) and then we went back to our table and FC and Jacek walked in so we chanted FCFCFCFCFCFCFC!!!! until Father Chuck came in and then we got our picture taken (classic: the people faces when Jacek went to jump on us. hahahahahahaha) (Also, Jacek's "what did you just say?" when we said, "POLSKA POLSKA (*clapclapclap*)) so then we FINALLY got food and ate and then we went into the awards ceremony and then we had one of the best Masses I've had in a really long time (WYD kicks their butts though) and we even got to sang "Wade in the Water" AND "Yes Lord" and Jacek was the official Deacon of the Mass and he got embarassed and we cheered like WHOA. Janet started the clapping pattern! w00t Janet! And then during "Yes Lord" Jordan got up and danced on the stage with the Youth Board. It was amazing. Then we went looking for Polska and FC but we couldn't find them so then we went home and here I am!!!
I love you guys! Thank you for coming with me/ letting me come with you! I love you all! :)

This was the best conversation ever. Its beginning to look a lot like Valentine's Day...everywhere you gooooooo....
Brian: liar and a thief!
Me: noooooooooo!!
B: (dont know what u stole... but sound good together)
Me: lol ok cuz I was confused
Me: I stole your heart!
Me: brew heh heh heh!!!
Brian: well--give it back at least once every min, because I need to live
Me: do you want my heart?
Brian: I'm not mean like you
Brian: I wouldn't wanna steal ur heart and have u die
Me: I'm not sure whether or not to say thank you
B: haha
B: u can say thanks
Me: thanks
Me: you just don't want my heart *sniff*
B: im the one person who doesn't want u dead in this world!
Me: LOL um...thank you?
B: haha
B: NP!
Me: awww you're so sweet!!
B: hah
B: THX!
Me: but I'm still not giving you back your heart!
B: I <3 YOU
Me: :-P
Me: I <3 you too!
B: I know 1 is less than three!
Me: I don't like you!
B: haha
B: I know u dont
Me: haha, you're such a loser
B: thats why u wont give me my heart
Me: now I have two hearts!
Me: brew heh heh heh
B: and u still cant keep ur hands warm?
Me: ohhhhhhh ouch
Me: oh no! if you die who will keep my hands warm??
B: luke?
B: erik?
B: affair or husband person
B: u have options open for you
Me: oh yea :-[ I'm a slut
Me: I forgot
hahahhahaha Happy Valentine's Day all!! :)

Excellent...its all falling into place....
Yes, that's right folks... I still have 40 minutes before I hafta leave for my guitar lesson. That's just enough to slack off and NOT do the following: read for WWII, finish P&P, finish up my Valentines, finish Brian's present, pack for Convention. Things I WILL do: Blog and check my DeGrassi account (which I hear you can get to from school...) I have three new messages there! One is from Alynners...it always is... I bet the others are from Dana!! Or Manny?!?! WOW! One from Dana and one from Ellie from DeGrassi!! She wants me to read her journal!!!
Anyway, how come you haven't sign my blog yet?? SIGN IT PLEASE!!
Yes...onto matters...Dana... yes. I agree. With the thing. In the dmail. Its odd... and that's the end of THAT chapter!
Mr. Stuhlmiller rocks so much. He is the coolest human being in the world. I want to be him when I grow up (I AM going to be him when I grow up!) Today was the BEST CLASS EVER!!! He was talking about Revolving Door stuff and he started talking about his phobia of revolving doors and sometimes he hasta go around 3 times in one because he can't get out and what if his tie gets stuck in it? HELP! AHH!!! And then he was talking about how he's afraid of escalators too... it was amazing. He's so great. He's the best person in the world. He's so awesome!! I'm so upset I only see him EOD now!! Now I have Meetze. Meetze is cool and everything but he's not Stuhmiller! Widman came in and visited Stu today!! They must be friends!!! Widman!!! And Mr. Strom came into my study hall today and we had a brief chat!!! woot Strom!! And he said he had just e-mailed Mr. Malkewitz (jeez I can't spell!!) and Mrs. Weber and he was going to e-mail them again and tell them I said hi and what my plans were and that I was a senior. I think I made him feel old. Awwwwww I miss GT!!! Good times!! Not really though. But I can pretend. I have selective memory--- Discovery Week, Plays, Thinknastics, Bops, aw man that was fun!
Speaking of fun who's going to Convention this weekend??? Whoo HOO! I suppose I should pack...or e-mail Jordan back. I'm gonna go with Jordan. Then maybe start packing I guess... No Driver's Ed!! w00t!!
And now for your moment of Valentine's Zen:

Keeeeeem!!: There's not really much to say to you: I don't hate you! Do you hate me? I can't believe that you're dating **** and/or *****!!! I hate you! But I don't!! I'm the best body guard ever! EVER!! BETTER THEN YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET!!! Remember when I took great care of you in France even though in France every other person (especially in art museams, which is all that there is) is naked. *sigh* Belgium. Don't be bitter though Twirp!! You're a good person! Stop being impressionable!! All I hafta say is: always remember
-if a boy ever says something you don't understand to you, DON'T LISTEN. JUST COVER YOUR FACE!!!
-if Mark, Erik, or Dana EVER say anything to you-- JUST IGNORE THEM.
-if anyone EVER says anything to you that you don't understand then COVER YOUR FACE!! Is that why every time you say something mean to me (*sniff*) you cover your face?? Mark is mean, don't listen to him!!
Tu est unique parceque tu est le mieux!! Tu est unique du monde!! Je t'adore! Tu est mignion!!! You matter because you're special!!!
YAY KIM!!

Janet!: Janet!! I love you!! You're my hero!! I wish I could be you but nobody loves me as much as they love you (including my boyfriend :( ) hahahaha!!! Hey Janet... can I put a squirrel in your tree? hahahaahahahaha.... I think there's only one real thing to say. Francois. What else is there to say? Nothing!!!!! Oh wait, I have something else.... Superman! hahahaha... wait, I'm going to make a list of things that are just for you that make you freak out:
-Superman
-Francois
-Bernie
-Bert
-the curl
-Jordan
-France
-your tour guide...
-Driver's Ed
-Piano Man
Why would you not want to kill babies?? MY MARIA!!! So many good times. I <3 you! See you this weekend! We're hanging out like whoa!

Naomi: How you doin'? No, how you doin'? No, how you doin'? hahaha.... ummm...nice purse!!! hahaha how crazy is it that we have the same purse! It must be because pirates are cool! Pirates are cool!! woot for pirates!! Um... I never see you! How come I never see you?? Always remember though....there are SOO many wrong ways to eat a Reeces!!

Steve: Steve you rock the casba! I've really been wanting to say that phrase so don't mind me. When are we going to play our guitars together?? Some day Steve! Some day!! Hey Steve!! Remember when I made you throw your books all over? Steeeeeve!! hahaha, good times! Remember how we hang out all the time? Steve you're so cool! Thank you so much for making me this blog and for being an inspiration to my blog! My blog bows down to http://www.stevecronin.com random plug for your website! I also bow down to your awesome guitar playing skills. Metallica forever!! hahaha. Good times. STEVE ROCKS!!! YAY FOR STEVE!!!

Heyyyyyy...
I think this post will be about fencing. Fencing is good times. Fencing is about people. Sometimes that is a lie and it makes me a little mad. I want to tell a story about the freaking year or so that I spent with the group- Liz, Chelsea, Peter Fox and me in the beginner class. That was a really long time. But it was really fun. Steve was our teacher. How many people in our fencing class right now know Steve? First off I guess I should say about how there's only about a billion people in fencing currently, right? And NONE of the beginners or "open" (pronounced: interMEdiaTe)group even know who he was. Noah: you are NOT ALLOWED to speak his name. You can't even comprehend how wonderful he was. Your fencing ability cries in his wake. I hate you ever so much. Luckily I didn't have to teach yesterday. Don't get me wrong if you're one of my old students... I loved teaching. I loved teaching under Steve. But.... I hate it when people get snippy. That's all I hafta say about that. Butts. And now onto the good complaints:
So we're in the club meeting yesterday and Shawn (who is my hero) says, "what should we say if, for instance, someone was fencing badly and was pretty unsafe...what should you do?" (He was staring at the floor in an attempt to pretend he didn't have anyone in particular in mind.) So everybody laughs and Tom says, "Just do what you did and speak sternly to him. In fact, there's this one person who we did that to and he doesn't feel welcome here anymore..." hahaha, yea.... Shawn vs. ET in a fight. I'd like to see that one. Then Liz says, "its his own stinking fault" and we all agree and a few minutes later Tom says, "well... if you see someone doing something..." *knockknockknock* "Who is it?" "Hey guys..." WHOA!! HEY there evil twin!! Ladeda! Soooooo what were we talking about?? Yea... and then he wanted to fence me but it was my epee's first day and I DID NOT want it to break on the first try and I've never had a weapon break under my hand but I didn't want to risk it because he has this aura around him where things seem to break...for instance witness this unabridged conversation:
Me: I don't want to fence you first because I don't want it to break on its first bout. You are very strong and have been known to hurt people...
ET: if you think its going to break then you should get another one and fence with it
Me: Welll it shouldn't be like this. I've had this same foil for 5 years which is the longer than you have been fencing and its never broken.
ET: ( I am serious) That just proves you don't fence right
Graham: I've been fencing for 9 years with the same foil and its never been broken. Never had to change the blade or anything!
Me: Yea me too... that just proves that WE fence RIGHT!
ET: I broke my foil once... on you, Kelly, remember? (laughing)
Me: (not laughing) yes...
So in exciting news I fenced THREE DIFFERENT WEAPONS yesterday!!! Brian ("Golden Shoes" that is his name. There will be Brian my boyfriend, Brian the superhero/Bunnyman, and "Golden Shoes") taught me how to do sabre!! Its rough. I miss Sam. I could fence Sam if he was around. I hope he's ok. now that he's all 17 no one's seen him around. It was fun though. I still like epee better. But my first sabre bout I lost 5-4 with a la belle and a double which went to him because he had right of way. It was awesome. I was like "ohhhhhhhhh....!" lol.

Anyway.... Tom said some really nice things about us in lineup. He said stuff like "watch Kelly and Liz because they rock and they fence the right way... the CLASSICAL FRENCH FENCING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yea! In your face buttheads who think Italian is ok!! haha LOSERS!! Tom's very fun.

What's with AIM and its stupid pop ups?? Rah!

You know what's cute? So many people are hooking up now!!! Hurrah for the newest couple Mimi and Andy!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Mimi! You're so wonderful and you deserve someone wonderful and he sounds great!! YAY!!!

And here's the ditzy awesome quote that (no offense my Liz, I love you!!) sounds like Bratz (that's a complement!! I love Bratz!!) : "We get done at like 6ish..so we gotta meet the boys at 830..i figured i'd shower do my nails then take the rest of the time to do my makeup and hair"

Looking forward to good times this weekend!! :)
And soon to come: PERSONAL SHOUT OUTS! Remember YOU TOO can get your own personalized shout out by JUST SIGNING my guestbook!!! No matter who you are! Thanks!! :)

COMMENTS ARE BACK AND WORKING!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH STEVE!!
YOU ROCK SO HARD!!!!
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE EVERYONE!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
If you do I'll send you a special post JUST FOR YOU!!! Thanks!

GOSSIP GALORE!!! I'm so happy!! Did anyone else notice our group goes in wierd shifts of stuff?? Like...nothing...WIERD SHIFT OF ANTI-PWADD with the Arjay/Dana, Eriana, Christina/Mike, Ria/Luke, Ang/Smelly, type deal. then nothing nothing nothing...random me and Brian....then now!! The CRAZINESS!! I'm so happy!! Jeff and Liz are going out now!! He's going to make her dinner on Friday because she's babysitting on Saturday!!! How sweet! Brian's never made me dinner (I don't really care) but one time we made a lasagna which had a smiley face on it! But I didn't get to eat it because I was in France :( that doesn't really deserve a sad face. TB did her French project on stuff today and her poster said "terrior" and it reminded me of what is now the good times French story of the day! It comes right after visiting the musee de moulins ("no, not like that.") and we went to "le musee terrior" and I was like "a terror museam??" And Grand-pere (who, like someone else we know, randomly thought I was stupid...but he had an excuse. I was jetlagged and couldn't remember the word for "garbage can" and Elric wasn't helping because he's a slut!) said "I don't know how to explain it" so we got there and I was like "terrior??? TERROR??" And it looked like this cute little farm so we went in and Papa introduced me and was like "C'est Kelly Coopere (pronounced like that) elle est Americane!!" And the guy was shocked! He had never seen one before! And I was staring at all the things on the walls that were scary looking and I was like "ummm ok.... Salut!" And it turns out no one there spoke English so eventully Grandpere conveyed to me that it wasn't a terror museam but in fact a traditional farm museam type thing. And the guy was all excited and tried to convey to me to sign his guestbook in English and he was all shocked and he made me translate and I was like "ummm...c'est musse est bon?" It was good. Good times!! I think then we went to the musee de moulins. I wonder why Grandpere thinks I'm dumb!! hahahaa so that was off track.
What else am I excited about? Rob and Sarah!!! Wow!! I'm so happy for both of them!! I hope everything works out!!! I hate Brian for waiting like an hour to tell me!! He's such a bad gossiper!!!
Steve and Ang have a date for Valentine's Day!! I'm so excited!!! I think that's awesome!! I <3 them both!
And... oh! My Liz!! (Not to be confused with Dizzy or Liz) she has a boyfriend (shut up because you do!) YAY!!! She deserves so much happiness!! And I'm going to meet him on Saturday and we're spending the whole weekend together! Yaaay! And I'm going to be with my Janet!! And everybody!!!! Yaaay! And Dominic!! And...Jordan!! And Alex and Abby and Laura and Amanda!!! I love you all!!
Ummm... is there any more gossip?? Why am I so very giddy??? I'm excited because its my first Valentine's Day with a real Valentine!! I want everyone to be really happy and have a wonderful day!! :)

And now to ruin my day.... the gov outline :( Stuhlmiller. He's such a Stuhlmiller!!!!! Awwww! He's the best! Later!!
And here's something about the next John of Massachucetts (I guess I've given up-- I still love Edwards and Kucinich best but what's wrong with a John from Mass. who's Catholic and hates Bush?? Anyone? Anyone? That's what I thought)
A New England Primer

I keep hearing people on TV say that John Kerry is "aloof".

Why? Because he doesn't walk around in a flightsuit and a cowboy hat?

Up here we call that "not acting like a jackass".

Why does the Northeast always have to apologize for who we are? We're Americans, too. New Englanders were the ones who stood up to King George. New Englanders risked their necks (literally) by tossing the tea into Boston Harbor. New Englanders lowered their muskets and fired at British soldiers when the whole world trembled at the sight of them.

Sorry if we talk too fast; it gets really cold here, ok? We do every- thing quickly so we can go home. There's a pot of chowder on the stove, and the game is on.

Sorry if we don't mention Jesus every second sentence. Up here you just don't talk about religion in public. It's bad manners. And frankly it drives us crazy that some of the country's politicians never shut up about it.

In New England you can live next door to very religious people for years and not know it about them, unless you eventually notice they're never home on Sunday mornings.

And that's high praise.

A friend once related a conversation she'd had--and this is a true story--with a woman in Texas while there on a business trip. The woman had fake breasts, fake lips, a nose job, and dyed blonde hair. Apparently she was quite attractive. And she talked openly and endlessly about Jesus, morality, and the fact that she'd just got married for the 5th time.

Do you know what "got married for the 5th time" sounds like to a New Englander? Good grief, they only legalized divorce in Ireland a few years ago, and they're five hours ahead of us. Around here you have to retire, move to Florida, and wait for your spouse to pass away on the golf course before you marry again.

And you'd never in a million years discuss Jesus or morality with the internal auditor who'd come from the corporate office to check your books.

On "60 Minutes" last week Ed Bradley tried to get John Kerry to describe how he got his Silver Star. Of course, Kerry did not. He never would, and those of us watching here could have told Bradley that and saved him the trouble of asking. My own father told us he'd never been near combat in the South Pacific. Only years later did we learn from an uncle that it wasn't true.

John Kerry is a New Englander. We're taught never to talk about religion, money, or politics in public. He obviously can't avoid talking about politics, but I wouldn't expect to hear too much about religion, money, or how he got his medals. That's just the way it is here.

But ask yourself this and be honest: if you were in combat, and in trouble, who would you want to be there to bail you out: Lt. George W. Bush or Lt. John Kerry?

RESUME
George W. Bush - The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and
had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has
been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was
a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business
in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find
any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our
right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was
elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: I changed Texas pollution
laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state
in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas
treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for
the most executions by any governor in American history. With the help of
my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the
Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
Over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and
effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the
largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most
private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time
record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time
record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my
first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that
trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are
the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I
set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I
am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron
private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at
Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair
than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs
In history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I
changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry
of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government. I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history. I am the first President in U.S. history to have
the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I
withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow
inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have
refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in
history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election). I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television. I set the all-time record for
most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire
month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.
history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I
have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind. I am the first
President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and
the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of
the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens,and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time. In my
State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq,
then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first President in
history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the
biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of
a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and
Saddam Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC
investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed
in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from
meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.

Ok so about my weekend now! It was pretty crazy!!
Let's start with Friday: LUKE'S 21st BDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!! You're my best friend!!
Well after I posted on Friday I went over to Liz's...on my way there Erica and Meghan O'Conner almost ran me over so they drove me ALL the way over to Liz's which was very nice of them. Then I hung out with her while she "baked brownies". Then people started coming over: Kim, Marie, Naomi, Ria, Erik and Briana, and Dana. Then Jeff showed up. Then Erik and Briana and I went to go pick up Mike and then we went to Brian's to see if Steve was there but they were going out to Shogun for Luke's bday. Then we met everyone at Hollywood Video and Christina, the Rev. Dan Orleman, and Jessy all met us there. That took us about an hour because we can't ever find a movie to watch. Dana, Jessy, Marie and I went to Target while people waited for a table and then we all went to Applebees and finally got a seat. Chelsea met us there and Ang came later. (I sat where I sat last Saturday on Bizarro World Day!!) So my table was Erik, Briana, Kim, me, Christina, the Rev., Ang, and Chelsea. Our table was the best!! The other table was Marie, Ria, Naomi, Mike, Jessy, Liz and Jeff!! I think that was it. Don't hurt me if you weren't included! Chrissy met us outside with a car so we had enough seats! w00t Chrissy!!! Yay XDILLY!! Sorry this isn't a real note!
After dinner we went to Tops to get ice cream. There was a guy there who was laughing at us. I asked Erik to marry me...later.
Then we headed to Kim's house to watch the movie and fight about which movie we would watch. Eventually we chose "Election" and I went to Brian's to get him. I came back with him, Rob, Steve, and Luke. It was nice because all of our friends came out except Kt who I guess couldn't come (?) so we missed her but we watched it for awhile and then we realized that it REALLY wasn't Kim-appropriate so Brian had brought "Fifth Element" (We only got 3 movies and suddenly we could choose Brians! haha, maybe he shoulda come earlier!) so we watched that... whoa movie.... interesting things occured. I think we can all agree. Mark came which was nice because Marie actually got to see him for once! The last people (me, Liz, Jeff, Chels, Brian, Rob, Luke, and Steve) finally got out of poor Kim's house around 2 am and I didn't see Kim until....
6 hours later when we picked her up to go to Cornell!
We went to Walgreens (I drank all my Pepto-Bismal...mm....so I got a bottle and some nice little pill type ones I can eat during the day. I also got Valentines!) and MacDo for breakfast and hit the road. WE stoped at STARBUCKS (cuz we're better than OTHER PEOPLE WHO WENT TO STARBUCKS WITHOUT US!) and I got a Venti Carmel Frappuchino (duh) and we went back to the road. We talked and were ditzy (we're going to see an Ivy League School!) all the way to Uncle Tony's house. We stopped there to get him and watch some CSPAN. Then he took us out to Burger King for lunch and we went to Cornell. It was a really pretty campus which stinks because now I'm not sure at all which school I want to go to! It was really pretty and the school was really nice and I loved college town and then sports complex and they have a lot of teams (guys really dig girls who play tiddly-winks!) and then we went to the bathroom...that was confusing and scary because Kim and I are Ivy League Material!!! hahaha. Then we went to the store where we tried to pick something out to give Mr. Cornell that said his name on it. We eventually chose this totally hot rubber duckie. UT bought us bears with Cornell sweatshirts on so we could be his Valentines because he's cool. He showed us the National Gliding Museam and Mark Twain's grave. Then I guess we headed back to UT's and we called Dana and got the low-down on last night--insider's version. Then UT took us out to his Country Club for dinner and that was great food. Then we went to Hollywood Video (it was wierd because Kim and I went out to dinner two nights in a row followed by Hollywood Video/Tops and they were both very different!) and found some movies to watch and then we went home and made popcorn and drank Pepto-Bismal (ok, so that was just me) and 7UP and we watched the "In Love with Paris" Travel movie which was so incredibly cool!!! Best quotes: "Every army in the world has invaded France; the most recent of which is all the happy tourists from all around the world" and "Parisians won't let you in unless you've been to the Louvre" and "Napolean was buried in 6 caskets". Then we watched Le Divorce which was pretty with pretty French people and France but was really wierd and kinda gross at times. Then Liz called and we got the full account and made her blush!! :P but she deserved it and then I guess we went to bed.... we stayed up until 2. And Kim said something VERY VERY RUDE and MEAN and I was so mad I stole her blankets during the night. This morning we woke up at 9 and got dressed. (Inferno of fire! Elmira's on fire!) I showed UT my French pictures and then we went out to breakfast at Friendly's (he's a swinging bachlor because my aunt's in Florida finishing stuff for their summer house haha) and then we drove home and did some homework and giggled a little and now I'm home!!! And I'm going to church and then CYO so I'll see you all later!!! QoTW coming soon! This was a fun and random weekend! Hope y'all had fun...but not too much fun!! :)

LAST..

:x: movie you bought = um... Amelie

:x: cd you bought =Liz's Christmas present? NoFX

:x: cd you listened to = All American Rejects (buy it! Its awesome!)

:x: person you've called = Dana

:x: person that's called you =Liz

:x: tv show you've watched = CSPAN (in Washington Al Sharpton got ELEVEN whole votes!)

:x: person you were thinking of = Liz-- I'm talking to her now.


DO ..

:x: you have a bf or gf = yes!

:x: you have a crush on someone = Does Brian count?

:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = yes

:x: you think about suicide = no way

:x: you believe in online dating = I don't think I can answer that...silly blind Dutch people...

:x: others find you attractive = um...*shrugs* whatever

:x: you want more piercings = nope

:x: you like cleaning = nope

:x: you like roller coasters = yup! Though I'm no Erica... :)

:x: you write in cursive or print = print usually

:x: you carry a donor card =no :(


FOR OR AGAINST ..

:x: long distance relationships = hahaha, if I said no, what would Dana do to me?- for

:x: using someone = well I'm all for that... I'm a user friend. Who would say that?- against

:x: killing people = well it depends on who they are.. JK Duh.- against

:x: teenage smoking = against. Its stupid. Especially if you want to do music or sports in the future. Dr. Lang and my dad and everybody else would KILL me. And I'm not that dumb.- against

:x: premarital sex = wait til marriage- against

:x: driving drunk = against... and not just because of Driver's Ed.- against

:x: gay/lesbian relationship = not for me, but- for.

:x: soap operas = does DeGrassi count? If so-- FOR...if not? against...



FAVORITE ..

:x: food = hot pretzels, mint oreos, steak pizza

:x: song = too many to name

:x: thing to do = hang out with friends

:x: thing to talk about = France and Belgium I guess?

:x: sports = fencing, karate, football

:x: POP = Mountain Dew

:x: clothes = jeans and a hoodie

:x: movie = 1776

:x: band/singer = All American Rejects, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan...

:x: holiday = Easter

:x: disney movie = Aladdin?

:x: scent = i dont really have a favorite

:x: nickname = I don't really have a favorite nickname...

:x: guy name = I don't really have a favorite... I like Brian though :)

:x: girl name = Seraphim... "Sera" for short. I think its pretty, I don't care how politically correct it is.

:x: eye color = blue with little green circles that are pretty :)

:x: hair color = um... I like red. And blonde. (and brown and black and green)

:x: flower = rose? I don't really care.

:x: piercing = um... ears on girls?

:x: actor = Danny Tamberelli...hahaha, its his birthday today. He's like, a billion years old.

:x: ever cried over a girl/boy = *shrug*

:x: ever lied to someone = no hahahahaha

:x: ever been in a fist fight = does karate or fake count?

:x: ever been arrested = not technically.... have the police ever been called .... well...
I have the right to remain silent...


Number

:x: of times I have been in love? = One... now!

:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = never

:x: of drugs taken illegally? = i dont do drugs i am drugs- Dali

:x: of people I consider my enemies? Mark...haha, one. Nah, have you met me? "And then they're like, 'I hate you!'"

:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = couple times

:x: of scars on my body? = 2? One for when I sliced my finger and two for the baby.... he's gotten so old!

:x: of things in my past that I regret? = i dont know

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE:

:x: handsome/pretty = handsome....hahaha... if I was a Bennett!

:x: funny = sometimes :)

:x: hot = yea! lol

:x: friendly = depends! I guess so!

:x: amusing = yea

:x: ugly = YOU'RE NOT LAURA!!! whatever.

:x: loveable = *shrug* These are stupid questions... why am I answering these?

:x: pessimistic = sometimes

:x: optimistic = sometimes

:x: caring = yea

:x: sweet = when I want something lol

:x: dorky = YES

:x: Spell your first name back wards x: yllek

:x: Are you straight? :x: yes....

:x: Where do you live? :x: kenmore


DESCRIBE YOUR -

:x: Wallet :x: its blue! It says "Je suis fou de Paris" with a guy on it and that pocket has my Euros in it and then on the inside it has my other stuff. Guess where I bought it?

:x: Toothbrush :x: clear and from the dentist

:x: Pillow cover :x: flowered?

:x: Blanket :x: my favorite is a quilt my mom made for me

:x: Coffee cup :x: i have quite a few!

:x: Sunglasses :x: they're WAY COOL and say "Don't hang in the no zone: share the road with trucks"

:x: Shoes :x: I have black sneakers with Ns on them

:x: Favorite top :um, my fencing shirt that says "Abocrombie and Fleche" hahaha

:x: CD in stereo right now :x: All American Rejects and my French mix CD

:x: What you are wearing now :x: jeans and my WYD shirt

:x: hair :x: red



WHO or WHAT (was/is/are) -

:x: In my mouth : teeth,

:x: In my head : nada!

:x: Wishing : that I didn't have gov homework

:x: After this : writing another post about my weekend then homework then church then CYO

:x: Talking to : nobody

:x: If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what
reason? : No one! That's kinda mean!

:x: Person you wish you could see right now : Brian

:x: Is next to you x: my trunk and the paper

:x: Something that you are deathly afraid of? x: not gunna say

:x: Do you like candles x: yea I guess

:x: Do you like hot wax x: sure

:x: Do you like incense x: not really...sometimes it kills people when idiots forget to tell people.... we haven't had incense in my church for 30 years!! (Don't worry, everyone's ok)

:x: Do you like the taste of blood x: no! Except....BREW HAH HAHA...not really

:x: Do you believe in love x: yes definately

:x: Do you believe in soul mates x: yea

:x: Do you believe in love at first sight x: sometimes

:x: Do you believe in forgiveness x: yep

:x: Do you believe in God x: absolutly

:x: What do you want done with your body when you die x: buried with a nice funeral

:x: Who is your worst enemy? x: Mark?

:x: If you could have any animal for a pet what would oyu have : dog

:x: What's your favorite coin?: the .01 Euro!!! awwwwww!

:x: What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?: Paris, Brugges, Lille, Brussels, and Tourcoing

:x: What are some of your favorite pig out foods?: hot pretzels and mint oreos

:x: What's something you wish you could understand better?: French and Flemish

:x: Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time? : I think I've discussed this. Steve.

AHHHHHHHH!!! MARIE GOT HER LISENCE!!! I'M SO SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!! Chris is so old!!! How did you get to be so old, Chris??? You're cool though-- even though people are stupid. You're not as scary as you seem. hahaa.
Guess what? My eiffel tower necklace matches my ring! How cool is Brian??
DREAMS to DREAM in the DARK of the NIIIGHT when the WORLD goes ROUND I can STILL MAKE THINGS RIGHT! Etc. Stuck in my head! AHH!!
GUESS WHO'S COMING OUT WITH US TONIGHT??? Jeff Barber!!! ohhhhhhh!! snap!
I like how I walked home and my feet were nice and dry up until FOUR HOUSES away from my house! that was totally not fair.
I think someone in DeGrassi is going to be killed off. Its either Marco, JT, or Terri. Probably Terri... that's the best...but still... NOT COOL. I'm so upset!! I wish we got DeGrassi in the US before SUMMER.
ew, I HATE 7th Heaven. Its so dumb. And the mom couldn't act her way out of a paper back. I want to hit her in the face...
Remember that day in Belgium sitting in the tea shop with the hot bathroom (THE TOILET THAT ROCKS THE WORLD) and the best part was that we weren't in this stupid country and we were in Belgium. Man, I wish I lived there.
Sooo... Convention next week! Who's excited??
Oh, hey! I'm student of the month!! w00t!!
And next week is the Junior Olympics!! I love Kristin!! She's going to win the GOLD!!
Hey, I didn't mention Tuesday!! YEA EDWARDS TAKING A STATE!! I'm SOO proud of him! And fencing... there were like 500 people there-- THOUSANDS upon thousands of new beginners!! And LISA!!! And SHAWN!!! And it turns out Shawn TOATALLY shot down Kevin Brooder! YAAAAAAAAAY!!! He rocks so much! And Brian taught me some sabre!!! I didn't get to use my new epee which came in the mail because I hadta teach. Ah well... stuff. I love fencing, I just really really miss Steve. And everything would be different if he hadn't died. And if Matt had stayed here... I don't miss Ed or anybody as much as those two. I mean I miss the old school "kids" (now they're all like 50): Brian, Sam, Adam, Kevin, Freight Train... hahahaha... you know. Oh man those were some good times.
I was on my way to my haircut and I saw the red Driver's Ed car parked outside school so I ran off screaming and then when I was walking down Delwood and the silver car drove past. I wanted to cry. Now I hafta start another week with out them... and counting!! Then I went to my guitar lesson... and Becky made Liz and me play the worstest song in the WORLD!!! I HATE THAT SONG! Ew die Queen of Sheba...yea.
Then the stupid NHS induction-- some of my favorite people got admitted...but I wanted to shout NOOO DON'T DO IT!! WE CAN'T EVEN GET ORGANIZED! Grrr...
Yo... has anyone seen Liz's cousin in the Mighty Taco commercial? I love him so much! We're so tight!! Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JOE!)
Sooo.... tonight's the wild and crazy night!! yea!! And then Kim and I are off to Cornell tomorrow (and Uncle Tony's!!)
sooo.... have a great day! LOVE YOU CYO PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING MY SHIRT!! I LOVE YOU! THANKS!!

Everyone else gets to do these and I don't!! So now I will:

1. FIRST NAME: Kelly
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name's my great aunt's... not that I have a middle name mind you!
3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? sometimes, not often.
4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE? wanna see? haha, jk...um...ring finger or thumb
5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? a couple nights ago
6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? um... bologna?
8. ANY BAD HABITS? none! I'm perfect! But I bite my nails...
9. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? um...I don't know... I once got this nsync christmas cd in the mail. I was ashamed of that!
10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would punch me in the face...not really, I guess so but it would be creepy because it would be me!
11. ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL? Not really! I'm a damper...but I have my moments.
12. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TEll? Does Liz count?
13. DO LOOKS MATTER? No
14. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Writing
15. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? 199 rue de Dunkerque, Tourcoing, France... or Brian or Liz's houses.
16. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Um, I don't know.
17. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Bah, or April Bunny!! :)
18. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? Choir. duh.
19. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I used to have one religiously, but now I only have one when I need it.
20. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NEVER!
22. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? nerdyness? lol...JK!! um... sense of humor, niceness, intelligence (and yet I still go out with Brian... :) )
23. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Smidge!! ( I can spell it!) CG2!! Um... Coop!!
24. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yea
25. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? mosta the time.
26. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? not really... I'm a weakling.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookie dough I guess
28. SHOE SIZE? 8-9
29. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? blue, green, silver
30. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? NONE! And I'm not getting any! yay!
31. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? Matt and Steve from fencing. I miss them A LOT!
32. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU SEND THIS TO, TO SEND IT BACK? umm...
33. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? MSNBC!!! GOOOOOooooo Kucinich!
34. LAST THING YOU ATE? mmm...calzone
35. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom
36. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? whether or not he's on fire (I stole that from Dana)
37. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I do!!! I love Laura!!! Even if she has a bit of a drinking problem :)
38. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Great, thanks for asking!
39. Coke, lemonade or iced tea soft drink? one of the last three.
40. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? hey now!! how do you know, Laura? Oh, I forgot! DRINKING PROBLEM!!
41. FAVORITE SPORTS? fencing, karate, football (american)
42. HAIR COLOR? red
43. EYE COLOR? hazel
44. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope
45. SIBLINGS? David (+Matt + Steven)
46. FAVORITE MONTH? April
47 FAVORITE FOOD? spaghetti, steak pizza, hot pretzels, mint oreos
48. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? *embarassed, mumbles* win a date with tad hamilton....
50. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? ummm. I never really hadta unless you count already going out with them. Then I hafta be like "BRIAN! We're going out Sunday night!!" so...no?
51. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? both
52. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
53. HUGS OR KISSES? both
54. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? One night! I mean...reLAtionships (Dana: sex!)
56. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everybody! My comments don't work!
57. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? do you mean what I SHOULD be reading but not? In that case: "Pride and Prejudice" and my WWII textbook.
58. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? don't have one.
59. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Um... Cranium I guess?
60. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Simpsons, 7th Heaven & DeGrassi
61. FAVORITE SMELLS? cookies and spring and.... Brugges...hahaha. Brugges smells funny.
62. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? "GET OFF MY BED, DOG! Snow day??"
63. SAY ONE THING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU: I love Laura!! Even though she's a trouble maker and she drinks a little too much... and she doesn't really talk a lot....also she's kinda a slut!! OK....just kidding!! She's wonderful and sweet and she's the best.