Today's email, in entirety, from the stalker:
i see many americans are loose in morality. not only on sex, but on everything.

Today some fencers went out for dinner and we saw:
1) a bag on fire
2) a douche-bag
3) no douche-bags on fire
but it was fun anyway.

Hong-Diem joined facebook, and I'm really proud of her. I know she did it kicking and screaming, but I'm happy anyway. I'm not happy that I now know what she does at the "gym".

Yesterday was my first day as beer supervisor. I was shadowing a lady and in charge of a beer stand for lacrosse.
(Dear LAX, no one cares about you, signed, the world)
I have a uniform and I look really spiffy and feel special. Little kids ask me questions and think I know where things are.
(Dear LAX fan kids, no one cares about you, signed the world)

I don't know if she reads this, but I know she did before so--Happy Belated Birthday Kim Green!!

Dave's away message currently says he hopes I get ebola. Thanks Dave! You better update your lj. Also, die.

Last night there was a crazy fencing chat room, and Kim & Liz came. It was pretty fun. Except lies were spread about me. It sucked.

desolée, j’ai tombé

ps...I totally have things to do friday while Jason's at home! Totally.
1) go to the mall with Mike, Loser, and a jerk
2) the Virtuous Expressions Concert
3) go see Ralph Nader speak in Hendrick's Chapel