I need an English/stalker translation.
The entire email: hi, kelly, would you stop making boyfriends please?

I don't know what it means. I'm so confused. Kim thinks it means because I don't have any girl friends and that he saw me somewhere with them. I'm kinda freaked out. I'm also his beautiful host lady. And he wants to give me a ring. This is the creepiest so far.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

Ok, moving on... I guess.

I didn't get fired from my job!! I just found out that Mandatory Job Training is scheduled for the end of World Youth Day so I'm not going to be able to make it on time and I had to email my boss and tell her, but she emailed me back today and said that they'll have to make a special session for me. So I'm excited.

Yesterday was the best mail day ever!! I got birthday cards from my bestest best friend in the entire world and from my hero Maria!!! Awesome.

I miss France a lot. And my French family. And I miss laughing at Elric. :(
My family is thug:

And tonight I'm going to the mall. Without Jason. Its going to be wierd. I don't think I've been to the mall without him in MONTHS.