Dana Kunkel is the coolest person ever. She lives in North Carolina because she really likes the South. She especially likes the food. She has a really hot bod. Actually, I would say that she has a rockin' bod. She's the best artist and the world and she also has amazing people skills. When people say "people skills" I think Dana. And then I laugh. Mostly because Dana's one of the funniest people I know. Funny looking!!! Just kidding. Or am I?? Dana can make friends every where she goes. For instance, there's always a cage for her in France in Elric's basement. Dana also is really smart. She knows a lot of stuff about a lot of things. Especially sex. She's like, the person in the group to go to if you don't understand something. Unless Kim doesn't, then Kim comes to me and I tell her not to ever listen to Dana except for sometimes. People always remember Dana. ALWAYS. Like the people at Manhatten Bagel!! And Elric. I was like "you remember Dana" and he almost cried (that happens a lot when I talk to him). Also, I seem to remember something from 11th grade? Oh YEA! She's Jewish!! Since Herb's long gone I'll tell you. Dana: you're Jewish. Some of the best parts of my life include Dana saying completely awesome things like turning to Ms. Leuchner one of the last days of AP Bio and saying "wait, do sperm have flagella?" or trying to convince her that I don't have a phospholipid bilayer.
Anyway, there is way too much to say so all you need to know is that I love Dana so much and she's the coolest person ever.