Friday, September 24, 2004

ok! Now for getting back on track.

I deeply apologize, Sarah, for leaving you hanging about My Pet Goat. I would like to now paraphraze the book that George W Bush was reading when he found out that planes were attacking the World Trade Center.

"There was a little girl and she had a pet goat. Her dad had a red car. A car robber was going to steal the car. The girl and her goat were playing in the yard, but suddenly the goat sat up, stopped playing, and ran towards the car. The man was bent over trying to steal the car. The goat hit him in the butt with his horns! "OW!" said the car theif. The dad came outside "you were trying to steal my car!" he said. "My goat stopped him!" said the girl. "your goat hit me!" said the car robber. "That's a good goat" said the father, "he can stay here forever and eat all the cans and garbage and capes he wants" [capes??] Then the girl smiled. The dad smiled. The goat smiled. But the car robber didn't smile. He said, "ow" "

Wow, isn't that intense. When they got to the third sentence, Michael Moore was like "what IS this??" and then later he said "what the fuck are you talking to the car thief for???"

Anyway, have I mentioned I am SO SICK of dining hall food?? Because I am.

Yesterday I had the French test and the math test and studied for math all day. Then I took the math test and then I went to the Quad to hang out with fencers. I love fencing! The President, Mike, is making a video (he's in Newhouse) with his friend and they're making a promotional for fencing. Its awesome. So we walked around like awesome fencers and like fenced on stairs and things. It was sweet. Its gonna look really cool. I almost decided to give up college and become a microphone holder for the rest of my life, but then I decided against it because I would probably just hafta like switch colleges or something. Meanwhile...it was really fun. Except, ok do you guys know how the armory in Buffalo probably looks right now?? With the masks everywhere and the jackets everywhere and all that fun stuff? The way it looks when there's a guy armeror (NOT MATT THOUGH! Matt's the best armeror ever--even better then me!! CUTE TEAM FOREVER!! BLUE!)? Anyway I walked in to the SU Armory today and I was like "oh man, there's a guy armeror isn't there?" and Mike was like "we don't really have an armeror" so I decided I'm gonna go in there and clean it up sometime. Like my armorey when I'm gone sometimes just gets awful and sad. If Ian isn't doing a good job then I'm going to kill him. And Dana should break up with him. Oh wait. lol.
There are a couple of problems that make me a little sad. Like, you know how Steve brainwashed us because he's sweet? Well they say "helmets" and "swords". I was like "gah!" hahaha what's the lyric? "Six masks not helmets---and a glove with a hole in the thumb--PANIC BUTTON!" Oh I love fencing! Anyway, it was really fun. We're going to hang out again on Tuesday soooo that was my fencing update.
At least they don't do pistol grippe...oh wait. haha shot down Dana!
Anyway, that made me happy.

so then I went to "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" on the Syracuse Stage. It was SOO depressing. It was soo sad. Never see it. Really really depressing. The guy did, however, call his wife a "putain" so that was cool.

Then I went home all depressed and I got a letter! From Liz!! Thanks Dizzy! You're the BEST! It was sweet and I'll write back.

Then I went online and checked my email and I got a letter from my math professor saying that I did really bad on my math test today and could I come talk to her today? Meeeeeeeeeeerde.

So today I went to WP&C then I got some coffee and headed out. I did really bad, but she wanted to say that she wasn't really upset because I did really really well on certain parts and I didn't get certain other things and that's what the problems were. She said there were some kids who got that grade who she wanted to switch out, but she wasn't upset at me or anything. That was good. I just need a new homework group, so I'm cool with that.

Then I had global community which ALWAYS cheers me up. I love you, global community!

Oh man, unsolved mysteries is on DVD right now and I want it. For Christmas I need them, a new Epee, and a sabre. Got it? thanks.

Then I went to calc which was not fun, but I really know my derivatives so it was easy which was good. gaaaahhh I hate calc.

And here I am now.
And I'm going home today because its my Mommy's birthday and my Grandma's coming too and its going to be sweet. If you're here then have fun white water rafting tomorrow and if you're not then have a good weekend unless you're at home in which we will HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND. Thank GOD!!

sorry this was boring. I'm really tired and angry and I cannot WAIT to get home.

(I don't really hate it here!)

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