NAME: Kelly
AGE: 17 (but I'll be 18 on Friday)
SEX: female
EYES: brown
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: kenmore
SIBLINGS: David (Matt, Coop, + Steven)
SCHOOL: Kenmore West
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: love :)
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having someone mad at you :(
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: one of um
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS AND IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT OF: besides the huge one on my arm of my motorcycle gang and the potato on my knee, none.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: depends on the drink, like if its milk then ok its half full, even with mountain dew, but carmel frappuchino--its half empty!!OH NO!! GET ANOTHER!!
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: oh yea! Freshman year, Miss Boutet, Kt, Mike Davidson, Nick Dostel, and me--that was some good times!! Keyboarding 101 opposite chorus.
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED: monsters and some other scary stuff I'm too scared to go see
FAVORITE NUMBER: 22 (but 74 isn't so bad either!)
WHAT IS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW: Simple Plan in my room and Sum 41 in my portable
ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF: wait! I know this one! lostagourd or something like that, I don't know---ask Joey Jawarski!
FAVORITE BODY PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: uh...eyes? Hands...I dunno that's a dumb question.
WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: pajamas
BEST ADVICE: when in doubt pull their guts out (its a karate saying)
NON-SPORT ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY: aw man, and I was going to put down so many sports!!! uh hanging out with friends!
SCARIEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE: PICTURE THIS: PARIS METRO EARLY OCTOBER...THE WAR IN TERROR IS FRESH IN EVERYBODY'S MINDS....WORD ON THE STREET HAS IT THAT THERE ARE LEBONESE TERRORISTS ROAMING THE METROS WITH FLAGS ON THEIR LEGS LOOKING FOR AMERICANS TO KILL...NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE PICKPOCKETS AND GYPSEYS....a group of girls with two female teachers, all obviously American except for Madame Sauret, the Canadian...enter the metro for the first time...they have enough suitcases to sink a ship (especially Maria, right?) and they enter a car which isn't too crowded. Petrified the girls all huddle together as the teachers act calm and collected. A man stands up and begins to make a speech in French. The first words we understand, as Kenmore East/West French scholars, are "Saddam Hussien" "OH MY GOD" say the girls....Katie LeFevre begins to eat my arm...he continues on about how Americans need to die, etc. We're all wetting our pants in fear. The teachers stare at us "DON'T SAY ANYTHING! DON'T LOOK AT HIM!! DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH" they say, in English. And then the man moves...he walks around...we're all staring at the floor, he comes towards us...closer...closer... OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!! "Mesdames? Madamoselles??" he asks thrusting the hat of knowing-your-americans-death-to-you! at us..... and then he walks past us. We've fooled him!! That was a close one though. The next stop is ours and we race off in celebration that we just lived thru a near-death experience. "That was close" we say to our teachers "What are you TALKING about?" they say to us..." that man!! The Saddam supporter!" we exclaim "you mean the poor person?" They ask, "the one who was asking for money? because he did some things wrong but he's changed now?" "uh yes...that man...he said Saddam Hussien!!" "you mean Mesdames et Messiurs??" "La ferme!"
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN WINTER: hang out with friends, get snow days (not necessarily in that order)
FAVORITE COLOR:blue/green/turquoise
DO YOU SMOKE: nope, that's dumb
WHO’S THE HOTTEST GIRL / GUY IN THE WORLD: ummm..Stan's the hottest girl in the world!
WHEN YOU DIE, DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED OR CREMATED: buried
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS: sure do!! Helix Jadooc of the planet Shut Up! Besides, I watch Unsolved Mysteries all the time...of course I do!
THINGS YOU OBSESS OVER: I obsess a lot...
A TEACHER YOU HATE: LaDuca, the dino, weber, ms klimeck, chillcott, (that's not "A" but whatever)
FAVORITE AUTHOR: Dave Barry
WHAT’S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: there's a lot...uh... since I'm in France mode (when am I not in France mode?) there was either the time...ok in story format:
PICTURE THIS: ITS YOUR FIRST FEW HOURS IN FRANCE (you would have been there longer, but a certain bus driver got lost) AND YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT....OK WELL YOU SLEPT FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS BUT IT DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT WAS PLANE-SLEEP AND WELL, YOU'RE WOKEN UP EVERY FEW MINUTES TO PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT EVEN THOUGH ITS ALREADY ON, ANYWAY, YOU'RE TIRED SO YOU GO TAKE A NAP BECAUSE YOU'RE DYING. THEN AFTERWARDS YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS... and you walk right into the glass door wall that leads to the living room where your whole family is waiting.... "il y a une porte la" dit mon Papa. "merci" je dit.... I try to laugh it off but darnit it hurt!! So then we all got into the car and headed to Elric's Grandparents house. I walk in and Grandpere asks if I want something to drink, and I ask for coca and he gets all mad at me and says I'm not allowed because its France and I hafta have vin but I'm tired so papa gets me a pop because he loves me. So I am playing a little game with Cyrill, who's like 5 and adorable, and we're playing so I get thirsty and I pop open my can and take a swig...suddenly it gets quiet and everyone in the room has stopped talking...I look up and everyone's staring at me "Voudrais-vous un verre?" Grandpere asks, not wishing to be a burden I say non and continue drinking so Papa tries, "je peux aller et te donne un verre" "non, non merci" je dit because I really don't want to be any trouble so Grandpere realizes that I'm stupid (Grandpere is the only person who spoke English in the family, but also the only person who thought I was really stupid) "Would... you... like... a... glass?" he says slowly, because I'm stupid, so I laugh "no, thank you! I'm fine" "I'll....go...get...you....one..." says Grandpere "no, really, I'm good thank you!" Elric stands up, disgusted, runs to the kitchen, grabs a glass, comes back, yanks my coke from my hand pours it into the glass and thrusts it at me. "thank you" I say, turning red, and everyone watches in anticipation...will she drink like a civilized person????? I take a sip and everyone breaths a sigh of relief. She drinks like a human. phew! They continue on their conversation and Cyrill doesn't want to play with me anymore...he's staring at my can. He has never seen ANYONE drink straight from a can before. He was shocked. They were all shocked. Perhaps no one had ever drunk straight from the can before any of them before.....stupid Americans. Anyway then later I wanted to find a garbage and I couldn't think of the word and Elric knew exactly what I was looking for and he wasn't helping he was just sitting there smirking at me while Grandpere through out words that the stupid American might be trying to say "garBAGE?....bidon??" I say and Elric just SMIRKS....it was so embarassing...but that's really most of the embarassing stuff....and its only cuz I was really tired. Oh yea and then there was the time that I couldn't pour milk out of the milk box and I spilled and Elric was so mad at me and was laughing hysterically and grabbed some napkins and wiped it up and from then on, Elric had to pour my milk for me. lol that was awesome. Aw man I miss France (obviously)
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: i would be in France and could speak flawless French.
DO YOU ASK A GUY / GIRL OUT OR DO YOU WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK:uh..... Brian asked me out first...but now I ask him out alot....so yes?
NAME A PERSON THAT REALLY GETS ON YOUR NERVES: hahahaha....no one ever gets on my nerves!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahaha...I can't say in a public journal....but I think you could all name someone.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT EACH PERSON YOU’RE SENDING THIS TO: I'm not sending this to anyone!!! But they're all great because they will leave me a message! And now Unsolved Mysteries is on so I'm gone!!
Man this was LONG!