Alright...cut me a break.... I don't mean to conform but I'm curious.


Sooooo..... leave a message and tell me:

when was the first time you met me??


gah! I'm such a copycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 (I love my Daddy) <3

I want to thank everyone for being so supportive of me throughout this. You guys have all been really really great and I couldn't ask for a better group of friends. You guys are what's gotten me through and I thank you for everything....and those oreos were awesome and totally did NOT taste like toothpaste!! Also thanks for the amazing cards, beautiful flowers, prayers, hugs, and for coming to be with me. For all this and more, thank you!

I want to thank my family for being so amazing. I couldn't ask for a better family: thank you!

I want to thank Brian for being the best boyfriend in the entire world. You've been amazing and I love you. Thank you!

And most of all I want to thank my Daddy for being the best daddy in the entire world.
I love you Daddy!

Oh my God.
I miss my daddy.

God Bless You Daddy.
I love you more then anything else in the world and I would give absolutely everything and anything for just a few more moments with you. I love you and you're the best daddy anyone ever had. Ever. Thank you for everything. Thank you for telling me all the time that you loved me. Thank you for telling me you were proud of me. Thank you for ALWAYS being there for me. I love you. I miss you even though I know that you are with me and you always will be. I know that you will be with me to protect me because you always told me that was a daddy's job. And you're my daddy. And I love you so much that words can't express how much I miss you. I know you'll be there for me always and you'll see my prom dress and you'll think it looks amazing. I know you'll be there at graduation and be proud of me. I know you'll be there on my wedding day to give me away and in the delivery room as I give birth. I'll tell your grandchildren how wonderful you are and I know you'll be with them too. You always used to tell David and me that we were the best things that ever happened to you. You're the best thing that ever happened to us. You're the fun parent. You're the one we always looked to for advice, help, or anything we needed and you always were there. And you always will be--just in a different form. I love you daddy. I love you for then words can express only now you're with your daddy and mommy and Aunt Skip and Jesus (who you missed like I miss you). And you're so happy and calm and you're not in pain. You weren't in any pain and you're in Heaven and you're with me and there's nothing more that I can ask. There was nothing anyone could have done, Jesus just needed you in Heaven, but we will miss you every day of our lives. But we will see you again in Heaven and you'll be there to welcome me and I can't wait to see you then. But until that wonderful blessed day, I will make you proud in everything I do.
Because I will always be Daddy's little Girl.
I love you Daddy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANA!!!
YOU ARE SO AWESOME!! Daynana got potatoes and a lemur this morning!!!!
Soooo yesterday I ended up going to church in that wild storm and I got soaked and Polska gave the world's longest Homily!! Way to go Polska! Then I went outside and the only other CYO person was Paul and he doesn't Polska so Polska was like "I know you!" and I was like "hi"
SPECIAL APOLOGY TO CYO KIDS: SORRY!!!! I didn't know there was a meeting!!! I forgot!!! I'm sorry!!! I'm really really really dumb!!! I'll be at try outs a week from Friday!! SORRY!
So after church I took care of my dad and stuff and then Brian came over at like 2 and was like woot! And we read--he read his Chem book and I read my de Gaulle book and then Dana called and was like "let's go out to dinner!" and after calling people for about an hour we went to Kahunaville--where they SANG to her!! LYING LIAR!! That was reall fun though, wasn't it? Then we went to Condrells. Yum!! That was really fun! Then I printed out stuff for the hottest locker of all time!!! Yay Dana's hot locker!! So that was a really fun time and a great way to end vacation.
Vacation was...a lot better then I thought it would be. We definetly made the best of a bad situation, you know? I could go for another week.
Then this morning we decorated Dana's locker and it was hot and she got a lemur and potatoes and that just makes her cool! then Cornell was like "did I tell you to outline the chapter?" and we were like "no" and he was like "ok then do it for Wednesday" yay! Then in English we finished Scarlett Letter! whoo hoo! Then in Anatomy it was great because it wasn't a real class...oh wait...that's always. Then in French we watched more Pirates....I WANT AN EXCHANGE STUDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then WWII and Math and PE which was fun because it was a study hall and we spent most of it hitting Mike.
Ew...this kid on Switched is really really creepy and there's a pretty girl who came to live with him and she's like "he's cute" and he's like "I'm really creepy" and they're like going to date....ew
On 7th Heaven Simon and his girlfriend wanted to have sex so they....follow me on this...they asked her dad if they could. And ---believe it or not----flipped out and said no and was going to kill Simon. That's just plain CREEPY. EWWWWWWWWWWWWw.
Mmmmm...David hurry home with my chicken finger sub!!

This is me being bored:
*FIRSTS*:

SCREEN NAME: Alien14217--since 6th Grade!!
PIERCING/TATOO: I got my ears pierced on Friday because I wanted to be like Janet and get my ears pierced when I was 18!! PARTY!!
CREDIT CARD: I got one for France
MAKEOUT SESSION: forget you
REAL BOYFRIEND: Brian
TRUE LOVE: Brian
BEST FRIEND: my first best friend? Nick Brodnicki? Gretchen Sullivan?
ENEMY: uhhh...Alan Dickinson or one of my cousins
CONCERT: Raffi all the way!!
CAR ACCIDENT: forget you
BROKEN BONE: arm in kindergarden!
STITCHES: back of my knee--falling down my stairs and getting glass in my knee and getting a bee sting in the exact same spot within like a week.

*LASTS?*:

LONG CAR RIDE: to New York prolly
KISS: Brian? after school?
LIBRARY BOOK: uhh...Twenty Years After? for English last year?
MOVIE: Amelie
MOVIE IN THE THEATER: Ellie Enchanted
FOOD CONSUMED: chocolate bunny I'm eating now
PHONE CALL: some lady from ECC just called and my mom called before that
CD PLAYED: Sum 41 on the way home from school
ANNOYANCE: the girl on Switched. She was a brat and the boy was creepy
SODA: if you mean Pop then Mountain Dew at Kahunaville yesterday?
ICE CREAM: Condrells Cocoa Cream yesterday...mmmm....
TIME SCOLDED: uhhh...I only thought of this because Green Acres just came on...but Brian jokingly yelled at me when I turned on a movie instead of The Munsters !
WEBSITE VISITED: blogger.com or else some ljs and stuff.
TIME YOU CRIED: I'd rather not say
TIME YOU LAUGHED: just now cuz my brother said: Gurt217: BOOGERSNAPS FROM HELL!

*I...*:

I AM: hungry!!
I WANT: my chicken finger sub
I HAVE: an itch on my lip
I WISH: simpsons was on
I HATE: change
I FEAR: when all my friends go away for school and I'll miss them
I HEAR: GREEEN ACRES is the place TO BE!
I WONDER:why my dog's barking?
I LOVE: Brian :)
I ACHE: in my ears lol SHUT UP ERIK
I ALWAYS: have something better to do
I AM NOT: in France :(
I DANCE: the Maltese Brawl
I CRY: as I PMS lol...that's the only PMS I have. I just cry at nights sometimes :(
I AM NOT ALWAYS: this pathetic
I WRITE: English papers...oh what a lie.
I LOSE: my mind! I dunno...my scholarship papers are gone!
I CONFUSE: Mr Cornell because I'm mad sweet
I SHOULD: do my homework
*YES or NO*:

YOU KEEP A DIARY: This plus I used to but then I got mad at the world and stopped.
YOU LIKE TO COOK: no
YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: dunno
HAVE A CRUSH: does Brian count?
ARE IN LOVE: yes :)
WANT TO GET MARRIED: yea but not right now...thanks anyway survery!
WANT CHILDREN: yea....3 or 4 maybe?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: no
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: no
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: my dad
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: yea

*CURRENT*:

HAIR COLOR: red
EYE COLOR: brown
HAIRSTYLE: sloppy
SHIRT: Three Musketeers fencing one from BigForOurBritches.com
PANTS: my last jeans I had clean
SOCKS:white
SHOES: next to me
MAKEUP: none
MUSIC: Green Acres is playing music now
WEATHER: pretty and windy...I love Spring!!
TIME: 5:43
MOOD: hungry!!! Hey! On Green Acres its Ebb's birthday! He has the same bday as Dana!

*FAVORITES*:

NUMBER: 22
COLOR: blue
DAY: Saturday
MONTH: April
SONG: I really like the Yellowcard songs
MOVIE: 1776, Josie and the Pussycats, Amelie
SEASON: spring
DRINK: venti carmel frappuchinos
MEAL:chicken finger subs!! mmmmm.....
FLOWER: pretty ones
HOLIDAY:Easter
QUOTE: of the week? I'll send them out soon!

*PREFERENCES*:

CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: I TOLD you survey! I'm just not interested in you like that!
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: chocolate
RAIN OR SUN: both have their times
TOP OR BOTTOM: forget YOU!
TV OR MOVIE: movie
DAY OR NIGHT: night
DVD or VHS: dvd
FLUFFY PILLOW OR HARD PILLOW: fluffy
TAN OR WHITE: white
TALL OR SHORT: tall
TALK OR LISTEN: talk
LEAD OR FOLLOW: eh I'm lazy right now

*IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU*:

CRIED: no
HELPED SOMEONE: yea
BOUGHT SOMETHING: no
GOTTEN SICK: yea
GONE TO THE MOVIES: no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: yea
SAID "I love you": yea I think so?
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: no
TALKED TO AN EX: I don't have one!
MISSED AN EX: see above
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL: this
HAD A SERIOUS TALK: yea
MISSED SOMEONE: yea
HUGGED SOMEONE: yea
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: no?
BRUSHED YOUR TEETH: yes!
TAKEN A SHOWER: yea

*WOULD YOU EVER*:

EAT A BUG: mmmm... I ate escargot so you never know! (that rhymes!)
BUNGEE JUMP: yes
KILL SOMEONE: no
PARACHUTE: yes
WALK ON HOT COALS: prolly not
GO OUT W/ SOMEONE FOR THEIR LOOKS: no
BE A VEGETARIAN:no!!!! OINK!!!
WEAR PLAID W/ STRIPES: for school spirit maybe
KISS A GIRL: no
KISS A BOY: yes
IM A STRANGER: maybe
SING KARAOKE: yea
GET DRUNK: no
GO TO A STRIP CLUB: no
SHOPLIFT: no
RUN A RED LIGHT: no
BE IN A PORNO: no
DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE: yes! that sounds like fun acutally...but Brian wants my hair to be green.
BE ON SURVIVOR: no
WEAR MAKEUP IN PUBLIC: maybe someday....lol
NOT WEAR MAKEUP IN PUBLIC: like now?
CHEAT ON A TEST: haha maybe
MAKE SOMEONE CRY:like John????
DATE ANYONE MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU: ewww....uhhh..my Grandparents were 11 years apart though soooo....ewwww... I dunno
DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND: sorry Liz but no thanks....Kim? hahhaa no....I'm going with no.
STAY UP ALL NIGHT: yes

ok I want my sub!! its here!!!

Hey!
Lesse so last night I went to visit my dad in the hospital and Dr Whang Kim and his wife were there and they were so happy to meet me and so excited it was fun. He's my dad's best friend. Then my Aunt Debbie and Uncle Peter and cousin Petey came which was nice and then I went home and read Scarlett Letter until I finished it at 1:30 am...woot!
So then I woke up this morning at 9 because my aunts and uncles were coming over so they called at 10 and my Uncle Paul shows up at 11 with a new bed for my dad and then my Uncle Peter came and my Aunt Debbie and Aunt Janet and they helped clean my house and set up the bed then my uncles left and my Uncle Mike and my cousins Mikey and Matthew came over and they helped and then they went and picked up my dad and now he's home and doing much much better then yesterday. Except he can't eat or do anything but at least he's not, like, dying like he was yesterday--yay! Then my Aunt Mary came over and then her family left and my Aunt Janet took me to Walgreens to get my dad's prescriptions and then we stopped at Dunkin' Donuts while we were waiting and La Bete Andy Banchich was working and we got carmel lattes and 2 donuts for $1.50 because Andy Banchich is actually (man this is hard to say...) cool! wow...that was tough. lol. So that was awesome and totally made my day! Thanks Andy Banchich! So then I did some more homework and Uncle Tony came up from Elmira and he found out that my dad was ok and was happy and then he took me out to dinner because my brother and mother were in Syracuse at a Magic Tournament (my bro came in third but his friend came in first and he beats Chuck on a daily basis. That's just nuts. Dave you rock) and we went to the Plaka and Marie from CYO was there and I had yummy chicken fingers. Then I did more government and took care of my dad and then UT left and my Uncle Pete, Aunt Michelle, and cousins Stephanie, Sarah, and Shaun came over. Then we hung out for awhile and then they left and I have 3 pages left of gov. I'll finish it tonight and devote tomorrow to scholarships, Brian, and Dana's bday. I won't do economics til Monday/Tuesday. Take that Senior Slackerness!!
So my dad has 9 Aunts and Uncles right? Tony, Debbie, Paul, Janet, Mike, Pete, Gary, and Tim and I've seen all of them within the past two days except my Uncle Doug who I'm going to see tomorrow....soooo yea family. That's way more then I've seen since...my Grandma's funeral? Maybe. I don't think I've seen all of them since then. That's wierd. My family's kinda wierd.
I SAW BEN GAETANOS IN THE MIGHTY TACO COMMERCIAL AND IT WAS AWESOME.
Speaking of commercials...Have you seen those wierd commericals for those purse scrapbook things? Well it was just on and the girl was like "you can always add a new page for the next big thing in your life" and she closes her locker and this boy comes up to her and puts his arm on the locker to like, hit on her, and he's a foot shorter then her. Is this supposed to be attractive?? I was confused. I was just randomly wondering.
I think its awesome that the only English thing that has the name AGATA BALINKSA is my blog and when you google it that's what you get. That's awesome. Also that's how ANDY BANCHICH found my blog. Craziness. That's awesome. I was kinda bitter that when I put down KELLY COOPER KENMORE WEST FRANCE and some other words this blog was THIRD on the list. That made me mad. Ah well.... DANA KUNKEL... well that was just for kicks.
You know what I'm in the mood for? Food. I'm totally gone.
Leave me messages! Thanks!

Dutch/Flemish Update!!
This has been from Nickske: I wrote:
hallo!
hoe maakt u het?!!
dank u for the Belgian words!
Do you know any anti american jokes?
Is there a sheldwooden like "foordoom?" or something? How awesome that you use English swear words! That's so cool!
Dag!
Kelly
Man I'm sweet! Do you like the Flemglais? lol....is that a term??

So then he says:

hallo
may I ask you something? What languages do you learn in America on school? dank u
nick

And I said:
Hallo!
Of course! Here we learn English (of course) and then we have a choice between Spanish and French (I took French) and my high school has German too. My friend's school has Japanese, but that's just random, but nice. We only start in 6th grade too so our school system just isn't very good I guess lol. What about you?
Dag!
Kelly

Then he said:

on my school whe learn dutch, french and english but on the school from my friend is it only dutch and french but later you can learn spanish en germans and more but thats later en what's the 6 grade in belgium they have only lager onderwijs, secundair and universiteit.

I like how I don't even understand the last sentence!! So I don't know how to reply to that. If you have any ideas please do tell!!

Oh he also wants to know:

hallo

I got a question what episode are they in america in belgium are they just on the episode when they got detention the episode after manny did abortus

("abortus" must be Flemish for "abortion" lol) I gotta say...we're behind BELGIUM and CANADA....some country we live in! God!!
So now I'll tell you about my buddy Marijke:
I replied to his cute little message I got March 14 by telling him why I liked Belgium and how I wanted to know some anti-american jokes and he said:
ow cool!!
yah, i speak flemish!!
now i dont now a anti-amercain joke sorry !!

doo you understand flemish??
where else have you be in belgium ??

kiss marijke
Talk to you soon!
dag!

awwwwww....Belgians!! So I said:
Hallo!
Wow I love Flemish!! Its so fun!! I wish I understood it, but I know some random words, but nothing good. just some swear words and like "dank u" and "het got goed" which I think I just said wrong because I'm stupid. lol. How do you say "stupid" in Flemish??
Aw, do you have a holiday on April 1st like April Fool's Day here or Poisson D'Avril??
Dag!!
Kelly
And then he said:

Hallo!!

stupid meens "dom" or "stom"
wath's your asl??
yah, we have a holiday in april the Easter holiday
end on 1 april we have a kind of "joke-day"

daaaaag
xxx marijke

This is some crazy conversations. I know.
And last but not least: Marlos, from Holland. My favorite.

We do have april first, but we only celebrate them when where young. I think it's kinda stupid. Some guys in my class still do it, but guys are childish (they are 2 years behind on the girls as teenagers) haha.
I can't write a long message, cuz I'm in school now and the bell will ring in like five minutes. I can teach you any word you want, just say what you want to learn and I will translate it. I think it's fun teaching dutch words to people. There are some english words I don't know and now I can learn those too haha. Sorry I'm totally weird.
Oh that was the bell
kiss, Marloes

OK I'm done.... I guess I hafta go read for English and do some homework. Enjoy!

Wow the last 24 hours have been hot and Kim-filled and henceforth really really cute! Lesse yesterday afternoon I worked on some homework and then I headed over to the hospital and visited my dad who was really really drugged up and is missing many organs and organ parts. He's coming home Saturday instead because he's not doing as well as hoped but its all good. He's just downing the drugs and saying how much his patients would do for them. hahaha. I miss my daddy. I'll go see him after dinner though. Don't worry. And Dr. Kim'll be there and we'll have a Korean party! woot Dr. Kim!
So then I went to my guitar lesson and Becky was like "wow, you're kinda a cheater guitar player...maybe you should be forced to do pinky pushups for the rest of your life" so now I hafta and then my songs will improve 300% cuz right now I suck and my pinky finger's all whiny.
So then I went home and tried to figure out who had called and it wasn't my aunt Sandi and now she thinks I'm nuts.
Then I went over to Kim's house for the wild sleepover and we went to pizza hut for dinner but then I got vetoed and we headed over to the Thai place and the waiter was even cooler then Juan! And we were going to start a band but then we didn't and our table was 200x cooler then the spring roll (3 spring rolls please) table because we had curry puffs and they were AMAZING and the guy made fun of us because he was awesome and then we were going to pick up Ria and Dana but there was a gang fight and we TOTALLY won because Mr. Grant and Ms. Dorrenbacher are awesome so we decided to meet at Andersons but Kim was like "where's the car??" hahaha and then we were sitting there waiting for the sucky car but then the lights went out because they closed and we all jumped out of the car and laughed hysterically and then tried to get ice cream....mmmm...ice cream.... and then Erik and Briana left because they were going camping in the morning and they hate us (I think Erik's cheating on me guys....maybe we should not get married...nah!) so then Mark drove me and Marie to my house to get Josie and the Pussycats and Jeff and Chrissy came over and then halfway thru the movie Mark got really mad ("sick") and left and then Brian came over and then we went upstairs and were going to party but we were tired so then we got pizza (yay Pizza Hut!!) and Kim's mom was awesome and made us cookies and pb rice krispie treats with chocolate...mmmm....your mom rocks Kim! Then Kim did peoples hair and we hung out and then eventually Brian, Jeff, and Chrissy left and we stayed up until like 3. Then my stupid phone went off at like 10 and Marie woke us all up because she's a jerk and then she and Kim made us hot chocolate and coffee (kinda...very strong coffee!!) and then we got bagels and then we watched Amelie (finally) and it was awesome and then we hung out and then Dana came over and Ria left (coincedence? yes) and we (Liz, me, Kim, Marie, Naomi) went to the Galleria to try to find a prom dress for Liz and there was one really nice one and the guy at Heart's Desire hates us sooo much... (Dreamsicle Play-Doh dress!!) and then guess what I did??
I GOT MY EARS PIERCED!!!
It was nuts!! I'm sweet because I'm 18 and I just...did it... but it was horrible!! So we decided to do it at Claires, right? And we walk in and the lady really didn't want to help us so then she's like "read this and sign a billion different times" and I'm like "ok" and I'm reading and she's like "STOP READING IT!!! NO ONE EVER READS IT!!! JUST TRUST ME!!!" And she was really bitter but then she got revenge because she laughed for an hour when she tried to make marks on my ears and realized that my ears have different sized lobes?? Yea make fun of me all you want....she did!! So she was really really mean but now I have my ears pierced!! I was talking about jewerlry with my hairdresser Wednesday and she was quite upset to hear I didn't have them pierced so she yelled at me and then she called my mom yesterday and was like "SHE MUST GET HER EARS PIERCED!!" And then everyone supported me sooooo woot I have pierced ears!! Then we went to Johnny Rockets to eat and it was very exciting because we're losers and they made smiley faced ketchup and they had a jukebox and the girl reminded us of Brittney Lull and was fun and she loved us....why do all waiters love us?? Well except the person at Kahunaville....lol....
This is the third time since break started I haven't seen Erik all day and its crazy!!! When dinner ends I'm going to the hospital but then I'm up for partying again...Brian I'm looking at you!!!!
See y'all later!! :)

Look at him! He's hot!
Just thinking...I think its fate that I go to Syracuse....I mean...the mascot is a bloody orange....doesn't anyone remember Julia? Fruit Power and that's all there is to say!!

So I'm going to Syracuse next year...let's go Orangemen!!! Just thought you all should know. If anyone knows someone who is going there who might want to be my roommate then that would be sweet lol thanks.
So today I got my haircut and I planned hair appointments...woot! I like how Maureen is way more psyched then I am. She's been planning this since I was born lol its all good.
So then I went to visit my daddy in the hospital. Yo, I'm totally the only person in my family who hasn't been hospitalized in the past year! My mom's diabetic heart attack thingys then my brother's appendicitis/gangrene then my daddy's surgery! Good times! So my Aunt Michelle and Uncle Pete were with my dad all day and then my Uncle Gary and Aunt Sandi came and then my Uncle Tim came. Good times! haha, I hadn't seen so many of my aunts and uncles since Thanksgiving, Christmas, and when they visited my brother in the hospital! Oh yea!
Hey David: "Applebees you say?" hahhaa that was AWESOME.
So then we went to Applebees. Can I profess my undying love to Juan?? I love Juan and PsudoJuan. And he loves us too. Oh man.
Then I was excited because I got to go pick up Briana at the airport!! YAY BRIANA!! I missed you!! She's better at being surprised then me. Awesome Burger King guyness. Oh yea. The sign we made for Briana is too great for words and that's that.
Then we watched "Clueless" and it was awesome because Brian and Mike couldn't have hated it more. Mike was so upset that he WALKED HOME. Can you believe it? I know.
Oh man Juan. "Bon appetit" "Bacon" "Why are there so many people at that table?" Oh Juan...you are our best friend.
Could you imagine if we did drugs? If we're like this without them...I would cry.
Back to filling out Syracuse papers and reading the Scarlett Letter....yea I know its 1 am. Shut up. haha.

Hey guys!
do you like the new format? Its all fixed up so now you're allowed to like it!! lol. Thanks Steve for all your help! You rock!!
Note to stupid ugly people on Unsolved Mysteries: if you know you're going to be on tv, why do you ALWAYS wear the ugliest outfit in the world and look horrible? Plus...if you're going to live in a haunted house then either move or stay there. Personally I'd move but you gotta stop complaining about it! If they're hurting your children I think the money you've invested in the house really doesn't matter all that much, now does it?
Ok thanks I hadta get that out and in the open.
I love my friends! You guys rock so much, I'm sorry I'm not very good at being surprised! Yesterday after Unsolved Mysteries I went to Brian's to watch Braveheart (finally! yay!! It was very good) and then we were going out to eat with Mark and Mike and Liz and Jeff so we went to go pick up liz so I had Erik honk the horn but they didn't come out so then I went and I rang the doorbell and then I got back in the car but then they weren't ready so I went in and I didn't see why they weren't ready because they were both there and then Liz said my dad just called but I had just talked to my dad and then she brought me into the living room and I was worried because I thought something was wrong but then people jumped out and it was a surprise party!!! yay!! wow I suck. Sorry guys! But it was really nice! We ate yummy homemade food and it was great!! Thanks soooooooooo much. You're soooooooo amazing!! Thank you!! So we played psychiatrist and murder and then we got kicked out and headed to my house where we played cards and then watched some tv (kinda) and then everyone left but it was amazing. You guys are so awesome. Thanks sooo much!
My dad had surgery this morning and he's ok. I'm going to visit him this afternoon but if anyone wants to do something tonight I am sooooooooooo in.
It was great that Ciara came last night too! She's so sweet! Yay!
Unsolved Mysteries is the greatest show in history! Someday I want to hold the key. Ok that was useless information.
Does anyone else really really not want to do their homework? Does anyone have an economics book I could borrow even though he really didn't tell us we had to outline that chapter. I hafta do gov, economics, scholarships, English.... yea.
Plus I hafta pick a college. Its really between UB and Syracuse. I would rather go to Syracuse, but it would be soooo much more expensive. UB would be free and here but Syracuse has an International Relations major.... my mom just told me to send in my Syracuse deposit....I guess I'll be at the snowiest place in America next year if you need me (Erik if you say anything to me I'll kill you. Let's get married!) (Oh yea, did I mention Erik and I are engaged again? Yay!) hahahaha
Prom is June 4 (Brian and my one year official anniversary--no matter what Brian tells you) So these are the steps of Prom (according to Kim):
Step One: Get a Date (check!)
Step Two: Get a Dress (kinda check!)
Step Three: Accessories
Step Four: Get Ready
Step Five: Prom!
Step Six: Post Prom!
yay!!!! ok well I hafta go watch Unsolved Mysteries. I think these long lost friends are twins.....

Sorry For Invading Your Blog!

Kelly, your links have been placed on your site. You can organize them however you wish by clicking on the "Template" tab and editing the html. I just left em in the order you had in your post below... Didn't know if you wanted them alphabetical or what! lol but your not online right now. See ya later!

::Posted By Steve::

Mmmm....new format...
I didn't mean to change it...I was just looking at how it would look and it somehow changed and then everything was gone!! I would put them back up as soon as I can except that I'm not skilled enough to figure it out so as soon as Steve can get around to it then the links will come back!! Yay!! I miss them too...I'm sorry! But at least Steve was able to bring back the comments. I was very frightened. Thanks Steve!
So yesterday I woke up at 8:30 and went to joann fabrics with my mom for THREE FULL HOURS! We found the perfect dress as a costume....ok is it so bad that I want to be a Rennaissance Princess? lol. So that took an hour then it took an hour to find the right fabric (spruce with lace in the middle) and then an hour finding the right cords and cutting the fabric. Jeez...so then my mom realized that it was noon and she was going to see Passion at 12:15 so she wanted to get rid of me and I was TMing Kim, Diana, and Alley so the only person within a 6 hour radius would be Kim so I asked to go over there so I did and I called Liz to see what was going on and she said she would come over after her driving lesson and then we watched French Exchange videos and curled Alex Moyer's hair. Then we went to Quiznos just like we promised we would back in Lent and those subs were sooooooooooooooo good! yum! I mean...uh...loyalties to Subway! Then we went and looked and pictures of France and then we picked up Dana and Naomi and we went to see Ella Enchanted. It was pretty good except I guess it ruined the book (by ruined I mean destroyed) and the snake and the bad poetry and the last song! So then I ate dinner and did nothing all night but soon I'm going over to Brian's and we're going to FINALLY watch Braveheart! whoo hoo!!
talk to you later!
Here:
Abby's LJ
Anne Maloy's LJ
Tess's Page
Steve's Page
Naomi's Blog
Kim's Blog
Sarah's LJ
Mimi's LJ
KT's DJ
Christina Bochichio's LJ
Dana's DJ
Margaret's LJ
Jessy's LJ
Erica's LJ
Ang's Blog
Joe's Web Page
Strong Sad's LJ
---DONE---

Stephen Cronin Rules!

Hey guys, i just wanna say that Steve Cronin is the best and that all the girls out there, especially Anna, should think that he is good looking! Steve is one of my best friends! You should all goto his website! (www.SteveCronin.com) Bye! :D

Lisa sent this to me:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

> (Hardly seems worth it.)

> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

> (Now that's more like it!)

> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

> (O.M.G.!)

> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

> (I'm still not over the pig.)

> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

> Butterflies taste with their feet.

> (Something I always wanted to know.)

> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

> (Hmmmmmm........)

> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

> A cat's urine glows under a black light.

> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

> (I know some people like that.)

> Starfish have no brains.

> (I know some people like that too.)

> Polar bears are left-handed.

> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!


AGATA!!!!!!!!! YOU SIGNED MY COMMENTS!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU???

Speaking of Polska....we all went to the 9:30 this morning and there was a CYO party except we couldn't get to see each other and I was sad. I had to stand because there were soooo many people there! And it was in the church! Hurrah! And it SMELLED like a new church! yea! So Janet and I finally got to see each other and I could see Dominic where I stood and then Laura was there too!! And at the end of church Polska was like "Amen Alllleluia Aleluia" or something and everyone tried to mimic him but it was crazy and then we went to the door and we saw FC and then we were like 1...2...3... POLSKA POLSKA *clapclapclap* and Polska was like "is that you?" No Polska, its the other people who say that to you so then we said HAPPY EASTER!! And it was nice.
The Easter Bunny came to my house last night!!! Twice!!
Mmmm... I want ice cream!
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!! :)

Yo!
You know what? I think this is the first time all week I have been in before one. Good times! Lesse...Monday there was the midnight trip to IHOP with Mike, Erik, Mark and Brian. That was fun and I got chicken fingers which I love but we didn't get ice cream and I was sad and then they dropped me off at home at one and they went back to like Erik's to play cards for hours. Then Tuesday Kim was over and then she had Kendo and Mark called and was like "we're going out to eat" so when Kim left he picked me up and then we picked up Mike and Erik (we do things with Erik when Briana's gone but we miss her!) but Brian was at Rugby so we drove around looking for a place that was not cultural for Mike and we ended up going to Tully's...yum!! Loaded Fries are awesome. The point was I needed new friends. I think I talked about that. Then they came over cuz we were gonna watch a movie, but as all good things do, it ended up with a card game and me getting flashed...because I need new friends! So they left like one and then Wednesday I don't remember what I did... but I ended up calling Kim and then we decided to watch a movie. We wanted to watch Apocalypse Now or The Ring and then we decided that we really didn't and Erik called and he came and we picked out Analyze That and then Marie came too and she was mad because she couldn't find us and then Brian came over even though he had, like, a concussion from Rugby and we ended up watching Analyze That and then playing cards of course! Brian and I were Peanut Butter partners and we failed each other which was sad because he's like, the best person in the world at that game and I fail at life. He had a fat lip too and I feel bad because I love him and he was tired and hurt :( so then I went home a little past curfew....but we're pretending that was because it was foggy, right? And then Thursday my mom was like "we hafta hang out today" wheeeee!! so I was like "alright, we should look for prom dresses" and then Marie came over because she needed Gold Award Stuff signed and she volunteered to help me search for THE DRESS which was IMPOSSIBLE!! And then she made me try on every dress in the world even though I didn't want to :P and then Naomi called and was like "let's do something" and then Dana called and was like "let's do something" and then Kim called and was like "let's do something, I'm looking for a prom dress too! But I'm sweet and cute and found one!!" so then she said we could go over and she would straighten my hair which was cool so I called people back and we were like "let's make it small" and we were really going to watch Apocalpse Now and The Ring but Dana didn't want to so she brought over Down With Love and Marie ran into Erik at Tops while buying my present and then Ang called and so people came over and then we watched Down With Love. Then Brian came over and it was my birthday and we curled Brian and Marks hair but Mark was a baby about the whole thing and it was really really funny. Then we went home around 2...aliiiiiittle past curfew and then I woke up and I thought the cleaning lady was downstairs and I didn't want to go downstairs and I couldn't see because my bangs were so long and I called my mom and was like "take me to go get my bangs cut" and she was like "where are you?" and I was like "home?" and she was like "where?" and I was like "my room?" and she was like "oh! I'm downstairs!" and then she laughed for about an hour because she thought it was funny that I was stuck upstairs reading The Scarlett Letter on my birthday and then I felt really sick so I sat around and she gave me a necklace and a bunny because she always gives me stuffed bnnies and then I sat around and felt sick and sad except I got a lot of really nice birthday wishes so thank you for those people who did!! I also did my WWII homewor...whoo party :) and then I went to get my hair cut and I was bored so I TMed Kim and then after I could see again she came over and we watched Josie and the Pussycats and then people came over and we had pizza and cake and ice cream and it was nice but it would have been nicer if I was feeling better and then everyone left at like one and then I watched Cheaper By The Dozen until I fell asleep and at 4 I woke up and went upstairs and then my dad came in at 10 and was like "Ms Nichols called--the walk was wrong on the paper its today" and I was like "oh my God---I hope she dies!!!" and I came downstairs and I walked into the dining room and there were Liz, Marie, Kim, Dana, Mark and Brian and they had made me breakfast!!!! It was sooooooooo nice!!!! And it wasn't good Friday and I was feeling better so that was wonderful and thank you soooooooooooo much and it was great and then they left and I watched Green Acres episodes til I hit my saturation point and then I took a shower and then I went over to Kim's house because she invited me over and Liz called so we went over to Kim's and we were (of course) going to watch Apocalpse Now for English, but instead we watched Cheaper By the Dozen (because I hadn't finished it) but it didn't end well....it was stupid... I know I know Dana....you told us so but we had to see it! And then Marie called and we decided to go to Kahunaville which was really nice because I'd never been there before and the guy there hated us and then Liz needed a prom dress so we walked around and we made a friend with the lady at Heart's Desire and then the guy at Millenium hated us sooooooooooooo much and our friend from Heart's Desire said his name was Chris and he's a jerk and then we got lost going home but we didn't freak out and it was really fun. Thanks so much for the week guys, its really appreciated! I love you all!! :)

Today's my birthday!
But it hasn't been a very good one yet....but thank you to the nice people who left me happy messages! :)

And Ode to the best roommate ever:
I love you Liz!!!!!! You're the best person ever ever ever!!!!!!!
When are we going to hang out?!?!?! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER!!! Ahhhh, the good old days of the yellow bug outside our window, watching romantic walks to the garbage dumpster to yell at us and the gay guys with the light in the window on the third floor (ew, band kids.) SUPER DOUG!!! I miss him so much! When are we going to go see him?? hahaha, if I get into Cornell you're coming to visit me and we're going to find his class and we're going to visit him and MAKE HIM CRY!!! I love Doug!!! Good times! Good times! Whatever happened to Amy? Did she not come back because of us? hahaha, or was she rejected by someone who refused to "turn her pages" if you know what I mean. Remember when we saw each other at the Simple Plan concert?! AHH!! Tell Arin and Ashley and everybody that I say hi!!! And that I love Doug! Tell Arin-- "take my hand.... its only love." ahhahaaha.... good times on the Machine--- in the beginning was the WERD. STERNISHA!!! "Whoo! sweatin' like a baseball player..." hahaha. And TREVER!! A package for Ms Moesner!!! What else? Remember how we rocked together last summer? Remember when I sang good? w00t! Homestar!! Remember how much we love Kate and Andy!!! And that boy!!! Oh shoot... what was his name??? The kid... who sang that song from Porgy and Bess and Ms Moesner owes him a dollar?? SHOOT! hahaha, he's like your best friend! CLARK!!! That's his name!!!! hahahaha Good times! Good times!! And all the machine games! "Arin...Arin...Arin..." and "we're going to find a piano that's not crawling with Cheektowaga kids!" and "He's the mailman's kid!" (oooooo Dr. Lang!! and Minh Nguyen!!) SCOUP THAT PITCH! hahaha, and... we sang "When the Saints go marching in" in choir!! w00t! Dr. Lang's police whistle! And now we're singing "Shut de do!!" It would be wonderful except my teacher's a moron and everyone pronounces it "shut de doooR KeeP ouT de DeVILL" and I'm like NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!! it should be ShuTAH de Do! Keep out de debil! and they're all really dumb! I miss everyone!!! LIZ IS THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER AND I'm JEALOUS OF ARIN FOR TAKING HER AWAY FROM ME.... and also remember the good talks we had on the 4th of July...recycling and people in Germany. Good times Liz!!!!! YOU ROCK!
Please forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's hang out ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bored Bored Bored Bored!! Sorry guys...
NAME: Kelly
SEX: female
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS: i don't really like them because my crazy nuts religion teacher said that they're like, not allowed by the Church...but then again she was a nut case....
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW: Simpsons, DeGrassi, 7th Heaven, that 70s Show, Green Acres
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD:its blue and lame
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: um, Simpsons Clue? (or Clue FX was cool)
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Rolling Stone
FAVORITE SMELLS: Alex Moyer! lol jk... venti carmel frappuchinos (Starbucks) or Brian...he smells good too!
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having someone mad at you
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: love
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: (Yay for CYO!) 1776 and/or Jesus Christ Superstar
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? get off the bed Taz!! Do I hafta go to school?? Where's the snooze button?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: vanilla
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: mint chocolate chip I guess
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: croutons
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: no I hate it
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: April Bunny! Hey! April bunny's birthday was the 4th!! Um...she's...eleven...jeez.... Nick Brodnicki's mom made her for me!!
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: one of them
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: i want either a jetta or a passat if I was rich and could drive well.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:I obstain, curtiously (THAT COMMERICAL JUST CAME ON!!! ITS FOR METAMUSAL!)
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET: Lord Byron cuz he's a funny slut--how I hate his illegitamate offspring!!!!! :) (DELIVER THE IRISH PEOPLE FROM TYRANNY!- Shelley)
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: yep
GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED YOU FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE
IT:
GIRLS - WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? uh that would be kinda wierd, wouldn't it?
YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Ambassador to Belgium or France
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: I am :)
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM:lotsa stuff...pictures, postcards, French stuff, etc.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: depends on the drink
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: I haven't drunk Snapple in a loooong time
FAVORITE MOVIE:1776, Amelie, Josie and the Pussycats
ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS: right (hahaha remember the Stuhmiller story?)
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: yes asdfghjkl'
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY: was your dad a maker of garden tools? because you are one fine hoe!
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED:monsters and other scary stuff
FAVORITE NUMBER: 22 or 74
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR: jetta or passat or twingo...I told you! Aw man twingos are sweet!!
PARTICIPATE IN ANY SPORTS: fencing and karate
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Laura's an awesome person! Very sweet! Even if she has alittle *glug glug* problem
PERSON YOU SEND THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: no one ever comments on these things
FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY: French Exchange or Prom
DO YOU LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK: not really....cuz I don't have a job
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:nope
ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING:ROLLER COASTER!!! :) exciting
PEN OR PENCIL: pens
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: don't care
FUTURE SONS NAME: ??
FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAME: Sera
FAVORITE FOODS:mint oreos, french fries, chocolate chip cookies from Petris, goldfish crackers, Reeses PBC, hot pretzels, lucky charms....Best food I've ever eaten in my life...in French Exchange story form!!: Picture this: ITS A WEDNESDAY IN OCTOBER AND YOU'RE IN BELGIUM FOR THE DAY. YOU SPENT THE MORNING AT LYCEE COLBERT AT A RANDOM ELECTRICITY CLASS WHERE INSTEAD OF PAYING ATTENTION YOU WROTE POSTCARDS AND TALKED AND MADE FUN OF ELRIC BECAUSE HE'S LIKE SITTING THERE BEING DUMB AND MAKING FUN OF ME AND HE'S SITTING NEXT TO THIS GIRL....A GIRL! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? YEA...HEY KATIE? WHAT'S THE ZIP CODE FOR BUFFALO? AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS THIS DAY...MAYBE IT WASN'T...IT DOESN'T MATTER...SO THEN WE WENT TO THE ONE CLASS WE THOUGHT WE WOULD UNDERSTAND....ENGLISH HISTORY CLASS...M. Schiffenburger (whose name I can't pronounce) teaches Physics in German, French, and English history in english because he's a complete nutcase and he's the best person in the world so we all went to this class and then we were all excited because we thought that we were going to actually understand something but it turns out we were watching a movie about Winston Churchill...in FRENCH! It was horrible. Anyway then we left and went to Belgium...MOUTON! MANDATE. and on the bus I found out that Arnold Schwartizineger had been elected govenor of CA. Anyway then we went to Brugges and it smelled funny and then we went shopping and took a ride on a boat and we got yelled at lol and then (here's where it gets to the food) we ate fresh Belgian chocolate....mmmm....and we went to Quick and got French fries because they're Belgian (that's not the government homework, that's a pair of socks!) and then we stopped at a Belgian Gaufle store which is like a little window store and I ordered a Belgian chocolate covered Belgian waffle and it was the best thing I've ever eaten and it was raining and it was sooooooooooo good and there were little hunks of sugar in it and it was AMAZING. ok....I'm done now...man that was awesome....
FAVORITE WEBSITE: http://www.degrassi.tv or http://www.fencingsucks.com or http://www.lesamisfencing.com or http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=ihatebrian lol

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
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Your favorite color is	RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBlackWhiteOther
You are stuck there because	you were frozen in ice/a crystal
For _____ years	92
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He/She will think you are	strong
You will	kill him/her
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

WOW!! Here's to excitement that Christina Bochechio left a comment for me and she's completely awesome!!! YAY!! That was really exciting! YAY!!!!!!!!! Ok....enough of that but it was really exciting!! Hurrah!
So yesterday was pretty fun! I slept in and then watched TV and talked online until Kim came over to watch 1776 because I'm a failure as a friend because I never showed it to her and she enjoyed it because its the best movie in the world and all I hafta say is: wowy wowy wowy wowy wow wow! Plus I showed her around the DeGrassi site and it was hot.
Then Mark called and wanted to go out for dinner so when Kim went to Kendo I went to Tully's with Mark, Mike, and Erik (have I mentioned recently how badly I need new friends??? Cuz I do. It was like on Erik's birthday....I need to new friends) then we stopped at Best Buy and I saw the Gartzes at Tully's and the loaded fries were WAYYYY better the avacado dip and it was fun except I really need new friends. lol. So then we went back to my house to play cards and Ang and Phil came over and then Kim joined us after Kendo. NEUTRAL TEAM ROCKS AND LANDED ON TOP!!!! WOOO!!! Oh yea and I have some bad news: Erik and I broke up. I don't think we're going to be getting married. I guess now I will go out with Brian and he I guess will go out with Briana but there were SOME people who kept flashing me but Erik didn't (don't worry Briana) and I said that we were waiting til marraige but then he said "you mean never?" so yea we're not getting married. its ok...don't cry for me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENN BADGER!! I love you even though you're dating an ex- head digital demon....ew....who would date a head digital demon?? But you DID make me the best Valentine's Day card I've ever recieved in my life....that was awesome. You rock Jenn!
Yesterday was Tommy "The Peanut Guy" Smith's birthday. I love PG!!!!!!!!! One memory: Uniondale. NY...... good times on the plane....
Guess whose birthday is Friday? Mine!
ok now I hafta tell you about the worst commercial in the known world...its for this like fart-be-gone medication and its horrible....
SCENE: A WOMAN IS MAKING BREAD IN HER KITCHEN--she's waiting for the bread to rise. (enter her husband)
Husband: Hey, fermentation sure is cool, huh?
Wife: Not if its fermentation of the excess fiber in your bowels
Husband: what?
Wife: (something about the product)...so leave the fermentation to the bread
Both: (laugh)
OH MY GOD. Its horrible!! First of all no one...NO ONE... walks into a room saying "Hey, fermentation sure is cool, huh?" and then NO ONE... NO ONE... talks about that. And that's final!!
Ok I'm going to finish watching Unsolved Mysteries now.

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!: (kudos to the DeGrassi site!!)
Canadian Apology
Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour has 22 minutes CBC T.V.

On behalf of all Canadians everywhere I’d like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven’t been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I’m sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn’t nice of us to point out. If it’s any consolation, the fact that he’s a moron shouldn’t reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it’s not like you actually elected him!

I’m sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn’t give us the right to sell you lumber that’s cheaper and better than your own.

I’m sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I’m sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you’ve rebuilt it! It’s very nice.

I’m sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

I’m sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you’re going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.
I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons!

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I’m sorry that we’re constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you’re not upset over this.

We’ve seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Thank you.

NAME: Kelly
AGE: 17 (but I'll be 18 on Friday)
SEX: female
EYES: brown
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: kenmore
SIBLINGS: David (Matt, Coop, + Steven)
SCHOOL: Kenmore West
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: love :)
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having someone mad at you :(
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: one of um
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS AND IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT OF: besides the huge one on my arm of my motorcycle gang and the potato on my knee, none.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: depends on the drink, like if its milk then ok its half full, even with mountain dew, but carmel frappuchino--its half empty!!OH NO!! GET ANOTHER!!
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: oh yea! Freshman year, Miss Boutet, Kt, Mike Davidson, Nick Dostel, and me--that was some good times!! Keyboarding 101 opposite chorus.
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED: monsters and some other scary stuff I'm too scared to go see
FAVORITE NUMBER: 22 (but 74 isn't so bad either!)
WHAT IS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW: Simple Plan in my room and Sum 41 in my portable
ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF: wait! I know this one! lostagourd or something like that, I don't know---ask Joey Jawarski!
FAVORITE BODY PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: uh...eyes? Hands...I dunno that's a dumb question.
WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: pajamas
BEST ADVICE: when in doubt pull their guts out (its a karate saying)
NON-SPORT ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY: aw man, and I was going to put down so many sports!!! uh hanging out with friends!
SCARIEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE: PICTURE THIS: PARIS METRO EARLY OCTOBER...THE WAR IN TERROR IS FRESH IN EVERYBODY'S MINDS....WORD ON THE STREET HAS IT THAT THERE ARE LEBONESE TERRORISTS ROAMING THE METROS WITH FLAGS ON THEIR LEGS LOOKING FOR AMERICANS TO KILL...NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE PICKPOCKETS AND GYPSEYS....a group of girls with two female teachers, all obviously American except for Madame Sauret, the Canadian...enter the metro for the first time...they have enough suitcases to sink a ship (especially Maria, right?) and they enter a car which isn't too crowded. Petrified the girls all huddle together as the teachers act calm and collected. A man stands up and begins to make a speech in French. The first words we understand, as Kenmore East/West French scholars, are "Saddam Hussien" "OH MY GOD" say the girls....Katie LeFevre begins to eat my arm...he continues on about how Americans need to die, etc. We're all wetting our pants in fear. The teachers stare at us "DON'T SAY ANYTHING! DON'T LOOK AT HIM!! DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH" they say, in English. And then the man moves...he walks around...we're all staring at the floor, he comes towards us...closer...closer... OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!! "Mesdames? Madamoselles??" he asks thrusting the hat of knowing-your-americans-death-to-you! at us..... and then he walks past us. We've fooled him!! That was a close one though. The next stop is ours and we race off in celebration that we just lived thru a near-death experience. "That was close" we say to our teachers "What are you TALKING about?" they say to us..." that man!! The Saddam supporter!" we exclaim "you mean the poor person?" They ask, "the one who was asking for money? because he did some things wrong but he's changed now?" "uh yes...that man...he said Saddam Hussien!!" "you mean Mesdames et Messiurs??" "La ferme!"
FAVORITE THING TO DO IN WINTER: hang out with friends, get snow days (not necessarily in that order)
FAVORITE COLOR:blue/green/turquoise
DO YOU SMOKE: nope, that's dumb
WHO’S THE HOTTEST GIRL / GUY IN THE WORLD: ummm..Stan's the hottest girl in the world!
WHEN YOU DIE, DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED OR CREMATED: buried
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS: sure do!! Helix Jadooc of the planet Shut Up! Besides, I watch Unsolved Mysteries all the time...of course I do!
THINGS YOU OBSESS OVER: I obsess a lot...
A TEACHER YOU HATE: LaDuca, the dino, weber, ms klimeck, chillcott, (that's not "A" but whatever)
FAVORITE AUTHOR: Dave Barry
WHAT’S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: there's a lot...uh... since I'm in France mode (when am I not in France mode?) there was either the time...ok in story format:
PICTURE THIS: ITS YOUR FIRST FEW HOURS IN FRANCE (you would have been there longer, but a certain bus driver got lost) AND YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT....OK WELL YOU SLEPT FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS BUT IT DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT WAS PLANE-SLEEP AND WELL, YOU'RE WOKEN UP EVERY FEW MINUTES TO PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT EVEN THOUGH ITS ALREADY ON, ANYWAY, YOU'RE TIRED SO YOU GO TAKE A NAP BECAUSE YOU'RE DYING. THEN AFTERWARDS YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS... and you walk right into the glass door wall that leads to the living room where your whole family is waiting.... "il y a une porte la" dit mon Papa. "merci" je dit.... I try to laugh it off but darnit it hurt!! So then we all got into the car and headed to Elric's Grandparents house. I walk in and Grandpere asks if I want something to drink, and I ask for coca and he gets all mad at me and says I'm not allowed because its France and I hafta have vin but I'm tired so papa gets me a pop because he loves me. So I am playing a little game with Cyrill, who's like 5 and adorable, and we're playing so I get thirsty and I pop open my can and take a swig...suddenly it gets quiet and everyone in the room has stopped talking...I look up and everyone's staring at me "Voudrais-vous un verre?" Grandpere asks, not wishing to be a burden I say non and continue drinking so Papa tries, "je peux aller et te donne un verre" "non, non merci" je dit because I really don't want to be any trouble so Grandpere realizes that I'm stupid (Grandpere is the only person who spoke English in the family, but also the only person who thought I was really stupid) "Would... you... like... a... glass?" he says slowly, because I'm stupid, so I laugh "no, thank you! I'm fine" "I'll....go...get...you....one..." says Grandpere "no, really, I'm good thank you!" Elric stands up, disgusted, runs to the kitchen, grabs a glass, comes back, yanks my coke from my hand pours it into the glass and thrusts it at me. "thank you" I say, turning red, and everyone watches in anticipation...will she drink like a civilized person????? I take a sip and everyone breaths a sigh of relief. She drinks like a human. phew! They continue on their conversation and Cyrill doesn't want to play with me anymore...he's staring at my can. He has never seen ANYONE drink straight from a can before. He was shocked. They were all shocked. Perhaps no one had ever drunk straight from the can before any of them before.....stupid Americans. Anyway then later I wanted to find a garbage and I couldn't think of the word and Elric knew exactly what I was looking for and he wasn't helping he was just sitting there smirking at me while Grandpere through out words that the stupid American might be trying to say "garBAGE?....bidon??" I say and Elric just SMIRKS....it was so embarassing...but that's really most of the embarassing stuff....and its only cuz I was really tired. Oh yea and then there was the time that I couldn't pour milk out of the milk box and I spilled and Elric was so mad at me and was laughing hysterically and grabbed some napkins and wiped it up and from then on, Elric had to pour my milk for me. lol that was awesome. Aw man I miss France (obviously)
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: i would be in France and could speak flawless French.
DO YOU ASK A GUY / GIRL OUT OR DO YOU WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK:uh..... Brian asked me out first...but now I ask him out alot....so yes?
NAME A PERSON THAT REALLY GETS ON YOUR NERVES: hahahaha....no one ever gets on my nerves!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahaha...I can't say in a public journal....but I think you could all name someone.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT EACH PERSON YOU’RE SENDING THIS TO: I'm not sending this to anyone!!! But they're all great because they will leave me a message! And now Unsolved Mysteries is on so I'm gone!!
Man this was LONG!

Hullo all!! Its been awhile!
Let's see Friday we skipped the fashion show and left during 8th period to go see "The Prince and Me" It was pretty good...except at the end we were screaming and freaking out, but we suceeded in getting everything ok. The best part of the movie was either the fact that he speaks Flemish or the fact that he has a rack of epees in his room. *sigh* alright. It was good.
Then afterwards I went to *whee!!* Kleinhans to sing with choir which was really dumb as all choir things are. Surprise, surprise, Mr. LaDuca wore the ugliest suit ever and we can't sing "Et En Terra Pax" to save our lives...I know this...he knows this...everyone in the world knows this...and now our audience knows it. WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN TEACH?? ANYONE??? ANYONE?? And afterwards I was talking with a couple people (Michelle wouldn't leave my side in case I ditched her and she didn't have a ride home) and we were discussing why in the world we would sing that?? And Jeff said it was because duca knew that JEFF knew the notes and JEFF knew the rhythem but he didn't know that everyone else was a horrible singer...why can't we all just be like jeff?? Oh yea, and I love Kevin Rodgers because he hates Mr. LaDuca even more than I do and he has the guts to say stuff. So then we went to watch the BPO and Duane and Mrs. Malkewietz were playing and I was excited. I sat with Michelle, Christina, the Rev, and my parents and Jeff and Liz were there too and we saw Mrs Alks at intermission which was wonderful because I miss her soooooooooooo much and then duca walked up and started scratching her back and talking to her and we all just kinda stood there and he was like "hey Brigitta, how are you all liking Jubilant Sykes?" and we're like "uh good." then we kinda stood there and eventually he left and then we all broke down laughing because there was not a higher consentration of hate anywhere in the world for him. I love Mrs Alks so much!!
Saturday I took off early with my dad because nothing in the world was going to keep me here. We drove out to gowanda so I could get some driving practice and I drove around the whole southern tier. We visited my dad's gowanda hospital and then we (and by we I mean I) drove up to my cousins house and then we went to the McKinely mall dress shopping and I found a total of 2 dresses I like but one was black and white and I don't know about the size and the other was my dream dress but they didn't have it in my size and I cried. Every other place in the world had ugly dresses except David's Bridal which had one dress I liked but the one in my size was sold out that morning. DAMN THE MAN! (hahaha I am so psyched to watch 1776!!) so then I went to Blockbuster (just to make Rob mad) and then I went to Brian's house and we watched Happy Gilmore and cleaned the nastiest frigo ever (and here by we I mean Lyndsey and Brian) and then I went home to shower and he showered and then Mr Grant picked us up and drove Mike, Dana, and us to Subway where we met up with new hot couple Ang and Phil! And then Dana and I went to Starbucks and waited for everyone to join us. Then Mark and Marie joined us a couple hours later and we picked up our random hitchhiker--Shariff the killer!! And we drove him to a random pizza place and we didn't get killed! YAY for not getting killed and then we went to Erik's to play cards. Yesterday we went to the 11:30 mass -woot Palm Sunday!!-- and then out to bagels. Then I went to Brian's to watch 28 Days Later but we didn't get around to it so maybe we will today. We played ClueFX which was fun and then we watched Blue Man Group and went to CompUSA where Rob was asked for things by 3 different people. Maybe they can smell nerds. lol jk!! (ish) and then I went home and went to CYO where there were some crazy new couples which no one told me about!! Ok so I noticed that Joey Jawarski was hanging around Amanda more and more and I was pretty sure he liked her so then I asked Amanda what was up and so I guess I kinda knew they were dating but Dominic and Laura?? That came out of left field!! Good for them though! So anyway then we did hobo bags and played roller coaster and a name game (if anyone knows why my name meant then please tell me...I'm looking at you Joseph Jawarski...) haha quote of the night: "My name is Polska because I come from Polska!" Wierd fact of the night: I only know two people from Poland: Jacek and Agata Balinska....Jacek's sister's name is Agata...doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Hey it was a Green Acres marathon this weekend and I'm easily amused. So now I must go eat breakfast, write up a quote of the week email which is late...deepest apologies...and then sit around and watch TV I guess. Soooooo yea. I wish I had a prom dress darnit!! Uh.... leave comments! ttyl
Also: I miss Kim and Briana and Liz but I miss Kim most of all because she's not in Arizona or Mexico she's in snowy Michigan/Chicago so she may as well be in snowy Buffalo!! Ya gotta love Spring!!
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON FRIDAY.

Mmmm....Maginot is on the History Channel right now!! Good times. So happy Poisson D'Avril today!!!! My hair was green because my brother and I dyed our hair (his was black) to scare our dad. It scared us alittle, but mostly it just got all over everything. My neck is BRIGHT GREEN. Ah well.
Today during gym we fenced!! It was really fun--also the best work out we ever got in gym! But its not fair because the boys get to play "Bombardment" (pronounced: DoDGeball) so I'm really jealous!!
Last night Brian and I were doing our economics and we finished and we just sitting there discussing words lol and Rob came up and was like "hey are you busy?" and I was like "can't you see us?" and he was like "wanna watch Spirited Away?" So we watched for awhile, but I had to leave around 10 so that I could do my English and WWII homework, but what I saw was pretty good. Strange, but pretty good.
Yesterday we had girl scouts at Andersons. We should do that more often.
On Tuesday Dan had me help test the beginner class and get them into the "open" (read: intermediate) class. I fenced our new friend Adam and he was pretty good except he didn't riposte and his 4 parry was kind of windshield wiper and then I fenced that guy Chris and he was pretty good and then in the end I fenced Marika. Fun times! We made two new friends, didn't we, Dana?? We became friends with Adam and Ian!! Ian's a slacker fencer because he left for awhile because he wanted to "go to the army" and then he couldn't come to fencing just cuz he was in "Japan" jeez. His father was a club member too! He had curly hair (Ian, not his dad. His dad had tattoos and you can't have both) and he was our friend. Then Dana was going to ask him if he knew her Grandfather because he was in Japan in the military (WWII...but still) hahaha it was awesome. Then it turns out that Brian didn't know Brian just cuz they have the same name. Wierdos.
Anyway. uh, so today we had some fun times for April Fools Day like when instead of singing Alleluia in choir we all, out of tune, sang Joshua Fit the Battle and it was funny and he almost cried which made me laugh for 3 hours then we said "APRIL FOOLS" and then literally 20 minutes later he said "was that an April Fools joke or just random?" stupid man. I hate you. So yea. In WWII Aaron Rider was telling E and the guy who sits behind him about how they were going to have a pot raid today and there were police cars and he said it really believeable and I was even interested and E and the guy were like freaking out and then the guy was like "damn it! its a joke!" and then E didn't even get it for like 5 minutes. haha. I love WWII. Its such a real class. Except that SOMEONE is like "here, have a project worth 45% of your grade. Its due Monday June 7th" la la la...what's June 7th?? hmmm....ah yes...that would be 3 days after Brian and my official one year anniversary...and...OH YEA. PROM. Mr Meetze is such a jerk!!!!!!! And he called me a sheep!!
My dream conversation (if I had friends in WWII like in Economics this is what I would do):
Meetze: Kelly, what time did the second phase of Pearl Harbor occur at?
Me: Baaaaaaaa Baaaaaa Baaaaa baaaaaaat 8:15?
Meetze: You're so dumb, Cooper. Now, who won the Battle of Britain?
Me: baaaaa baaaaaa brrritain.
Meetze: why do you keep talking like that???
Me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAA!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *starts bleeting uncontrollably*
Meetze: SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT A SHEEP!!!! SPEAK EN....ohhhh. I'm dumb
Me: BEEEEEINGO!!!
Not that I'm bitter.
Although I am.
So did anyone get pranked really good today? Do tell!
Later!