Lisa sent this to me:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

> (Hardly seems worth it.)

> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

> (Now that's more like it!)

> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

> (O.M.G.!)

> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

> (I'm still not over the pig.)

> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

> Butterflies taste with their feet.

> (Something I always wanted to know.)

> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

> (Hmmmmmm........)

> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

> A cat's urine glows under a black light.

> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

> (I know some people like that.)

> Starfish have no brains.

> (I know some people like that too.)

> Polar bears are left-handed.

> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)