yeah, so sorry I haven't written lately. I got a job.

I work for KML Distribution in Williamsville, doing Promotions for Fortune 500 Companies.

aka I sell things out of a box at bars and look homeless/like a prostitute. Actually no one's asked "are you for sale?" for almost 3 full days!

Its a real business--17,000 offices in 98 countries. but it LOOKS SO SKETCH.

I go into work at 7 AM and I get back around 7 PM, which would be sweet if I got paid anything besides commission.

Basically its a craptacular job with a few benefits: 1) its a really big confidence booster because I get hit on an average of 6 times a day. 2) I have a tan 3) I'm getting lots of exercise 4) I earn some money, usually. 5) its pretty free driving around and junk sometimes. 6) I get to meet new people 7) I've learned a lot and I can talk to people more easily 8) they give college bonus money at the end 9) I can take off days for concerts I'm going to without a problem and 10)I have some pretty good stories to tell.

...and every time I walk into some building where the people are sitting in air conditioning getting paid by the hour, I cry alittle inside.

Yesterday I drove 230 miles and got hit on only twice! I like Jamestown. The guys who hit on me weren't even COMPLETE creeps!

The day before I drove 100 miles and made $10. not even enough for gas. Gas is tax deductable...but I'm poor NOW!!! And some guy tried to get me to take my shirt off like 4 times and I was trying to show off this fountain that I sell and he then used the world's worst pick up line on me: "I don't want to see any fountains that don't shoot breast milk." minorly offensive. Other than that, only one guy has told me to fuck off.

what a great job.