Now that its finals time, I think it would be appropriate for me to give you a test.
Feel free to leave answers and we'll find out who my REAL friends are.
just kidding.
probably.

HOW TO SPEAK CORRECTLY:

1) Say the word "bison" out loud. Did you say:
a) biZon
b) biSon
2) What is the correct name of a carbonated beverage?
a)pop
b)soda
c)coke
d)soda pop
3) You want to put little pieces of sugar on your ice cream. These are called:
a)sprinkles
b)jimmies
4) You're driving down a big road called:
a)highway
b)thruway
c)freeway
5) You hate this test and are giving me the middle finger AKA:
a)flipping me off
b)flicking me off
6) You're thirsty at the park so you go to a:
a)water fountain
b)drinking fountain
c)water bubbler
d)watah bubblah
7) You're hungry to go get a big sandwich called a:
a)sub
b)wedge
c)hoagie
8) My bag that I carry around with me everywhere is my:
a)purse
b)pocketbook
9) You're at the bank waiting for the teller, you are:
a)standing in line
b)standing on line
10)Say out loud the words "Town of Tonawanda". Did you add in an extra syllable that's not real?
a)yes
b)no
11)Which is better:
a)Mighty Taco
b)Taco Bell
BONUS: Do you know what the following are?
a)loganberry
b)sponge candy
c)Tops
d)Wegmans
e)Chicken Finger Sub
EXTRA BONUS POINTS: What are the real names of:
a)"Dash's Market"
b)"Adventure Landing"
c)that house on Rowley between Warren and Euclid

ok...GO!


ps: There has been a complaint about my last post. Jason is NOT my preppiest friend. It was a JOKE. He is the Anti-Prep. Sorry about that!

pps: EDIT:12)How do you pronounce the little candies?
a)Reeses Pieces
b)Reeses Peeses
13)How do you pronounce the word "Carnagie"?
a)CarNAGie
b)CarNEGie
14)Have you ever asked someone to "pop a squat"?
a)yes
b)no
15)can you pronounce the words "Scajacquada" and "Cheektowaga"?
a)yes
b)no
16)what do you order with pizza?
a)chicken wings
b)buffalo wings
17)what is a roast beef sandwich on a salted roll?
a)roast beef on weck
b)roast beef on wick
Bonus: what is Andersons?