A Survey For Bored People!
Created by xoverratedx and taken 34 times on bzoink!
The Basics
Whats your name?	Kelly
Do you have any nicknames?	yes
If so what are they?	Epee, Umbrella, Wench, Wolfy, KCoop, Cooper ONE, Coop
How old are you?	19
What age do you wish you were?	21--I'm into legal drinking now
What color is your hair?	red...ish
What color are your eyes?	hazel
How tall are you?	5 foot 6
Are you happy with it?	sure, I guess?
What size shoe do you wear?	9?
Where do you live?	Kenmore NY! yay!!
Do you have any siblings?	yes I do! David, Coop, and Steven
Do you have any pets?	my baby puppy Taz
Have You Ever
Done drugs?	just the heroin addiction
Smoked?	no
Made out with someone?	yes
Gotten drunk?	no actually
Been to disney world?	no :(
Met someone famous?	does Danny Tamberelli count?
Eating a whole pizza by yourself?	no (at least I hope not)
Failed a test?	probably
Got held back in school?	no!
Got in a fist fight?	just karate/being attacked
Had an x-ray?	yes
Had a cavity?	no
Skipped school?	I skipped Max lecture once!
Made yourself throw up?	no...except during gym class (BUT NOT REALLY)
Cheated on a test?	probably
Been in a school play?	G/T counts, right?
Won a contest?	I won the free bike in the bike rodeo twice (and Brian won the rodeo once)
In the Last Week
Hugged someone?	yes
Kissed someone?	I GOT kissed twice last night
Lied?	probably
Gotten drunk?	no!
TPed someone?	no
Gone to the movies?	actually no, I'm not in Syracuse
Made cookies?	no
Read a book?	yes--three Traveling Pants books!
Been sick?	sick of drama...
Got in trouble?	yeah kinda
Missed someone?	very much
Painted your nails?	no, I haven't in awhile!!
Gone shopping?	at Walmart like six times in two days
Had pizza?	no! I want some now!
Gone to the doctor?	nope
Went swimming?	are you kidding? Lake Erie was 45 degrees! and i'm not a stupid boy
Been out of state?	out of country (if it counts, Canada)
Dyed your hair?	no, but I got it braided
Met someone new?	Lutherans
Watched the news?	yes
Bought something new?	Mr. Cornell the Walmart ball/lots of alcohol
Got an A on a test?	its summer!
Future
Do you want to go to college?	no, but I'll CONTINUE going even if I don't want to
Do you want to get married?	yes
If so at what age?	well, I married DO yesterday and Erik a few months ago. so. 19?
Do you want to have children?	yes
If so how many?	I had Sam when I was 9 months, Bailey the other day...hahaha...um 4?
Where do you want to live?	Kenmore/France/Belgium/Ireland...Europe.
Why?	Because Europe completes me
What job would you want to have?	Diplomat/international wine seller/anthroplogist
Why?	that would be AMAZING
This or That
1 or 2	cheese girl TWO
movie or TV show	TV show?
comedy or drama	comedy
book or magazine	book
food or drink	drink
bath or shower	shower
hot dog or hamburger	hot dog
carrots or corn	carrots
CSI: NY or CSI: Miami	do not care, with a passion
fall or spring	spring
stay in or go out	go out
friday or saturday	friday
vh1 or mtv	mtv
grudge or ring	didn't see either, but WANTED to!
snickers or milkyway	snickers, but ew to both
hug or kiss	depends on the person!
winter or fall	fall
california or florida	california--or Becca would never forgive me
lake or ocean	Lake Erie!
beach or park	park
night or day	night
AOL or Yahoo	Yahoo (but AIM!)
English or Math	ENGLISH TO THE MAX
green or blue	both!
ketchup or mustard	ketchup...ew
salt or pepper	salt
greatestjournal or livejournal	LIVEJOURNAL
cat or dog	DOG
car or plane	plane
bike or scooter	scooters are cool!!
skiing or snowboarding	boarding
football or baseball	football
pale or tan	pale :/ light ivory
Sims or Sims 2	umm...
xbox or play station	ps2
Favorite
color	blue green?
food	mint oreos
season	spring
subject	IR
teacher	Stuuuuhlmiller!
channel	Comedy Central
letter	K
number	22
word	Chin
phrase	anything Dana says
quote	"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French, I never could make those idiots understand their language"- Mark Twain
song	"Friends O Mine" by Bowling for Soup
band	Bowling for Soup or Mest
movie	1776/Anchorman/Love Actually/Amelie
book	The Count of Monte Cristo
tv show	Family Guy or the Simpsons
candy	sour patch kids
sport	fencing!
place	Flanders
friend	I love all my friends!
car	TWINGO!
city	Brussels or Buffalo
School
What school do you go to?	Syracuse
Do you like it?	no
What grade are you in?	I'm a sophmore
What are your colors?	Orange (Blue's an unofficial accent color)--we were the first school to only have one color. Yeah, we're cool. Or not.
What is your mascot?	Otto the Orange
Who is the worst teacher?	my calc TA
Who is the best teacher?	McClure?
Friends
Easiest to talk to	Liz
Funniest	Dana
Hyperest	Kim
Quietest	Chelsea or Ang
Loudest	Dana
Fun	Dana or Kim
Smartest	Kim
Tallest	Andrea
Shortest	Kt?
Most likely to become famous	John Stevens. Just kidding, I wouldn't be his friend.
Love
Do you have a bf/gf right now?	no
If so what is his/her name?
Do you have a crush?	no
If so what is his/her name?
Have you had your first "real" kiss yet?	yes
If so with who?	Brian
Have you ever had your heart broken?	ehhh
If so by who?	see above...sorry
Have you ever cheated on someone?	no!
Have you even been cheated on?	no!
Have you even been dumped?	yes
Have you ever dumped someone?	no
Random
What time is it?	2:08 am
What are you wearing?	jeans, shirt, sweatshirt
Are you still bored?	yes
Ae you glad this is over?	yes
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~What Happens in Canada Stays in Canada~
eh, not really...

I love Canada.

Probably because I'm a 19 year old Buffalonian and because I have wonderful friends.

We went to Briana's Aunt's cottage on the lake for the weekend and it was a great time. We had our problems...but I'm not going to talk about that. We ended up roughing it more than we had wished--ohhh boy.

But I love you guys--the Cove forever--and I want to thank everyone for everything they did and tell each and every one of them that I love them. And I hope everyone had fun!

I love how random we are: bonfire on the beach, cooking on the beach, spaghetti cooked by the guy, Chinese/Canadian food, Walmart runs, Satire, Lutherans, Chocolate Croissants, NOT GETTING CARDED TO THE MAX! (or the min), the Briana game (which we really need to play more often), the hair, my becoming the biggest whore of the Cove/getting married to DO (my wench), and a lot of the other good times that I want to remind everyone of.

In other news, if Family Guy were a man, I would have his children.

~Different from LJ's because I'm bored~Name 20 of your friends (randomly):
1. Ang
2. Brian
3. Briana
4. Chelsea
5. Chrissy
6. Christina
7. Dan Bostaph
8. Dan Orleman
9. Dana K
10. Dave
11. Erik
12. Jason
13. Kim
14. KT
15. Liz
16. Marie
17. Mark
18. Mike H
19. Mike K
20. Naomi


-Who is #8 going out with? he's single aka no current underage girls
-Is #9 a boy or a girl? girl
-Would #11 and #2 make a cute couple? no...they're both very straight. and one I dated and the other is my husband...creepy.
-How about #18 and #4? sure, but I don't think liz would like it much
-What grade is #17 in? in between freshman and sophomore in college
-When was the last time you talked to #12? last night
-What is #6's favorite band? probably something nerdy. or from a musical.
Does #1 have any siblings? yeah, a sister, a brother, and a sister in law
Would you ever date #3? she's my duct tape buddy! so...maybe if I swung that way?
Would you ever date #7? no thanks. he's nice...but a tad too conservative for me
Is #16 single? yep
What's #15's last name? Christian
What's #10's middle name? "Huge Nerd"
What's #5's favorite thing to do? dance
Is #13 hot? she's SO cute!
Would #14 and #19 make a good couple? eh, I guess? yeah maybe. if Kt wasn't dating Graham. And if they knew each other.
What school does #20 go to? Brandeis
Tell me a random fact about #11? He's married. to me.
And #3? She thinks her exboyfriend and I should date
Have you ever had a crush on #15? never
What's #4's favorite color? green
Would you make out with #14? SHE'S MY SISTER! YOU ARE GROSS!
Are #5 & #6 best friends? they're good friends
Does #7 like #20? yes
Does #8 like #19? they've never met, but I'm sure they could be friends
How did you meet #2? 4th grade...then we dated
How did you meet #18? lived on the same block/preschool?/4th grade?
Does #10 have any pets? ummm...I don't know. does he? I feel bad for them if he does.
Is #12 older than you? yeah, by like 100 years. or a year. and a month.
Have oral relations with #3? No...thanks.
Is #17 the sexiest person alive? ummm...so how about them yankees? maybe to some people?
Does #2 have any cute siblings? Lyndsey's cute
What about #16? no, they both got SO OLD!!

Top Five Reasons why working 11 hours at the Greek Fest was great:
5) mmmm...Greek wine
4) liz's parents won't let us hang out with her unless we work it (wait, is that a good thing?)
3) free loukamadas!! (and saganaki for me!)
2) we got to pick up liz!!!!
1) GREEK MEN ARE REALLY REALLY HOT.

And I'm not usually the kind of person who is like "oh man, that person is really hot".
That is just a testiment to the hotness of those men.
That's why I'm going back tomorrow...and Sunday.
You should go too!!

ok, I have something I've decided to get off my chest. It's a secret, but its the truth.

I'm a mass murderer. Some of you already know this, but others, I suspect, have been my friends for months (even years) without knowing my deep dark secret. So its time for me to tell you.

It all began in 5th Grade in Mrs. D'Agostino's class, we had to write papers about outer space--so I decided to write about Planet X. I went into great detail on one of the pages about how Clyde Tombaugh was the only living man to have discovered a planet. It was a really great essay, and I finished it on Saturday January 17, 1997 and handed it on Monday. I was really proud of it--who writes about Planet X?

Some of you may know that Mrs. D'Agostino was insane, and a horrible person. She gave me an F on that essay because I had "false information" int he paper and she stapled the obituary of Clyde Tombaugh to the front page.

I didn't MEAN to kill him!!

In 7th grade I did a project on Donna Shirley (aka Donna SSSSSSS) and her work on the Mars Exploration Program. Two months later I found out she left her job around the exact time my project was due. I was crushed.

In 9th grade I wanted to be a backup band guitarist when I grew up (aka for the Backstreet Boys) and so I did my project on that for Home & Careers. We went to a BSB concert a month later and my favorite members of the BSB Band had ALL QUIT/been fired. It was HORRIBLE! [Including the Peanut Guy]

In 11th grade I got my papers for NHS signed by: Steve Hilbert, my fencing master (who died a month later); Mr. Newcomb (who no longer works at KenWest); Mr. Herb (same); and Ms. Widman (who became a mentor at the end of the year).

There's more proof too, but I think this already has enough information for you all to hate me.

Oh, and I bet you all want to say "don't write a paper on me!". Yeah, I get that a lot.

Now that its finals time, I think it would be appropriate for me to give you a test.
Feel free to leave answers and we'll find out who my REAL friends are.
just kidding.
probably.

HOW TO SPEAK CORRECTLY:

1) Say the word "bison" out loud. Did you say:
a) biZon
b) biSon
2) What is the correct name of a carbonated beverage?
a)pop
b)soda
c)coke
d)soda pop
3) You want to put little pieces of sugar on your ice cream. These are called:
a)sprinkles
b)jimmies
4) You're driving down a big road called:
a)highway
b)thruway
c)freeway
5) You hate this test and are giving me the middle finger AKA:
a)flipping me off
b)flicking me off
6) You're thirsty at the park so you go to a:
a)water fountain
b)drinking fountain
c)water bubbler
d)watah bubblah
7) You're hungry to go get a big sandwich called a:
a)sub
b)wedge
c)hoagie
8) My bag that I carry around with me everywhere is my:
a)purse
b)pocketbook
9) You're at the bank waiting for the teller, you are:
a)standing in line
b)standing on line
10)Say out loud the words "Town of Tonawanda". Did you add in an extra syllable that's not real?
a)yes
b)no
11)Which is better:
a)Mighty Taco
b)Taco Bell
BONUS: Do you know what the following are?
a)loganberry
b)sponge candy
c)Tops
d)Wegmans
e)Chicken Finger Sub
EXTRA BONUS POINTS: What are the real names of:
a)"Dash's Market"
b)"Adventure Landing"
c)that house on Rowley between Warren and Euclid

ok...GO!


ps: There has been a complaint about my last post. Jason is NOT my preppiest friend. It was a JOKE. He is the Anti-Prep. Sorry about that!

pps: EDIT:12)How do you pronounce the little candies?
a)Reeses Pieces
b)Reeses Peeses
13)How do you pronounce the word "Carnagie"?
a)CarNAGie
b)CarNEGie
14)Have you ever asked someone to "pop a squat"?
a)yes
b)no
15)can you pronounce the words "Scajacquada" and "Cheektowaga"?
a)yes
b)no
16)what do you order with pizza?
a)chicken wings
b)buffalo wings
17)what is a roast beef sandwich on a salted roll?
a)roast beef on weck
b)roast beef on wick
Bonus: what is Andersons?

the uber long and fun survey!
Created by hauseemay and taken 12 times on bzoink!
~*Begin!*~
Hello!	hey!
What time is it?	1:39 am
Thanks!	any time!
Name:	Kelly
Age:	19
D.O.B.	409!
Have you ever...
kicked ass?	always
been kissed?	yup yup
been dissed?	have you met my friends?
been ignored?	quite possibly
smoked?	no...but you'll never guess what I smell like
gotten the flu?	probably
skipped school?	"friends are more important than class"--my prof
tried to commit suicide?	nope
tried witch craft?	nope
been to camp?	of course! and monsters attacked. LET'S GO BACK!
played an insterment?	an insterment? no...but I play guitar!
been cursed at?	again, have you met the fencers?
faked as someone else?	today I used Dave's ID...
made someone cry?	I make men cry
been hurt?	have you met the fencers? JUST KIDDING
hated yourself?	ohhhh :(
hated your life?	sooo lonely!
hated everyone you knew/know?	I always have sweettarts!
tried to kill someone?	"Becca...have another animal cracker!"
hated someone for no reason?	no, I always have at least a stupid reason
loved someone?	very much
loved someone, and they hate you?	I hope not :(
hate someone, then love them?	SHUT YOUR FACE
been crushed?	ohhhh :(
been to a concert?	WHOO BACKSTREET BOYS!! [among others :)]
learned to love?	sure
learned to hate?	sure
learned to lose?	what?
learned to kill?	that's why I'm a fencer!
learned to act?	I guess
been in love with a celebrity?	TRU LUV. not really
favorite...
movie:	1776
song:	"friends o mine" by Bowling for Soup? [among others]
band:	Mest/Bowling for Soup
bands:	Mest/Bowlling for Soup/Maroon 5/ Eve 6/yellowcard...etc.
actor:	Johnny Depp [for his uhh acting]
actress:	Audrey Tautou
actors:	I don't have a lot
actresses:	Aladdin
tv show:	Simpsons! Daily Show! Family Guy! Futurama! DeGrassi!
cartoon:	Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama
movies:	Amelie & Love Actually
place:	Tourcoing, France
book:	The Count of Monte Cristo
school subject:	Max 132/123 (IR)
when was the last time you...
cried	4/23
kissed someone	really kissed? awhile back...
laughed	about 20 minutes ago at Jasons'
made fun of someone	about 20 minutes ago at Jasons'
yelled at someone	about 20 minutes ago at Jasons'
wached tv	about 20 minutes ago at Jasons'
clicked on a ad.	about...a week ago?
saved a picture	yesterday
saved a letter	yesterday
wrote a letter	yesterday
wrote an email	earlier
looked in the mirror	earlier?
yelled	about 20 minutes ago at Jasons'
yelled at the tv	about 20 minutes ago at Jasons'
.::Friends::.
coolest	I don't have any friends :(
nicest	Maria
weirdest	I'm going with Chelsea.
prettiest	Liz probably (Kim's the cutest)
closest	physically? Becca. otherwise--liz
most annoying	I'm not answering this question
loudest	Dana? [but I loev her]
meanest	the SU fencers
dumbest	Kim...KIDDING
best taste in music	Mark?
best dressed	I like all my friends dressed
tallest	Andrea?
shortest	KT?
preppiest	Jason. No question.
you've know the longest	KT or Mike or Naomi??
lives somewhere else	most of my friends live elsewhere...
you've never met	I've met all my friends?
do you miss the most	everyone [Becca's asleep, but I don't really miss her cuz she's right here]
.::Random::.
what's the newest band you like?	Something Corporate--I want their CD now
what do you think about when you see the american flag?	you don't want me to get into that
oldest?	what?
are you a christian?	yes
do you have a wide variety of music?	no
when you say 'lol' are you acually loling?	I never acually do anything, but yes
do you talk behind people's backs?	WHAT? WHO SAID THAT? because I heard they sleep around.
do you cuss?	cuss? no. swear? Hell yeah.
do people talk about you behind your back?	I hope so
are you pretty?	nope
do you have lots of friends?	I don't have any friends
what band/artist do you really hate?	nsync
how about celebrity?	paris hilton
what pisses you off?	hypocrites
do you use AIM?	I breathe AIM
MSN?	no
Yahoo?	yes
If so, what's your screenname(s)?	Alien14217 is having issues...putaindufromage
Do you like Napoleon Dynamite?	it was good
How do you kill a retard?	that's not a nice thing to say
lol, did you like that joke?	no
are you short or tall?	tall?
Have you ever been kicked out of school?	only once...by the police
Have you ever been kicked out of home school?	yes...what?
Do you prefer one-piece bathing suits or 2-piece bathing suits?	THREE PIECE? - tgs
are you artistic?	no
are you bipolar?	no
do you not like me?	I don't like you, but only because its not cool to call people "retards"
.::Almost done::.
Thanks for taking my survey!	no problem
How was it?	well, it was mostly ok
What time is it now?	2:01 AM
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And I'm done with classes! yesss!

Today right before my last class I was waiting on the Quad and Jordan rode by on his bike and he told me that its his birthday--awesome. For those of you who know Jordan, you know how truly cool that is. HARDCORE. He has a 27 year old girlfriend.

Yesterday I was avoiding writing my MAX paper by going through "I drew this" cartoons and I came across this one. My Max professor had two best friends who he quotes ALL the time: Hubert Humphrey and Senator Moynihan. [yeah, I know, who does that?] And he said that quote EVERY SINGLE DAY OF CLASS. I got really freaked out. [I didn't then work on my paper. But I definetly thought about it!]

I'm going to be home Sunday, so that's sweet. I have a buttload of work to do before then, but I won't complain because everyone probably has more then I do.

It doesn't really seem like summer vacation--maybe because its like 40 degrees out. I'm really excited about going home and seeing my friends but I think I would be A LOT more excited if I was going to see all my friends again in September, ya know? I can't wait to get back to Buffalo, but its going to be wierd not hanging out with fencers 24/7. What if the people at home are nice to me? And don't pick on me? No, that won't happen. But what if Jason doesn't come back next semester?? Let's not think about that. We can, however, think about how sad a world it is where he's my only friend. gahhhh, I hope he comes back!! Junior year, Mike'll be back...gah. I'm going to miss this year's fencing club!! We'll have to rendez-vous in NY. And not tell Elad. Or George...even though I still want to find out what his 'donation' is going to be!!

I promise when I get home, I'll stop having random fencing rants in my lj. At least I hope so!!

And Hong-Diem, I'll need to come visit you...or else we can road trip to Guelph together, ok? (Bless you!)

The moral of the story is: Dave is the biggest nerd of them all.