DamnDamnDamn!!!

it would have been five weeks tomorrow...but he had to go ruin it.
I KNOCKED ON WOOD.

DAMN YOU STALKER!

Stalker, lamenting his 100% on the anthro exam:
"i don't think i did well, given my lower-than-average iq, barely usable english, and poor preparation for the exam. i am distracted by my horrible difficulty in getting to know girls."