This was handsdown the best night ever in my life.
We went down to the dining hall, and I was going to eat like, a bagel and cereal. Maybe Sbarro pizza. Or fries.
But no.
We got to the line and they had...
CHICKEN AND BISCUITS!!! aka THE BEST MEAL EVER!!
and if that didn't make me the happiest girl in the world they had..
GYROS!!!!

it made my life. I'm so excited. It was awesome. I'm full and happy. If only they'd had breakfast sandwiches and fried dough and snokones, I would have exploded. (those are the only good things the dining hall has ever had)

So I stayed up until 4 writing my essay and then I took a nap after class. Then I wrote TWO papers about the Mannekin Pis.
Why am I so obsessed?

So I picked up the NY Times this morning and found out that Patty on the Simpsons is gay, except I hardcore already knew that becaue they had a gay pride parade and there was a float for "those still in the closet" and inside you could tell it was Patty and Smithers. Apparently this episode was a big deal, but that's only because the Christian Coalition is insane. I'm excited though. Go Simpsons.

Oh, and I would like to clear things up. I haven't given up on all men. I've given up on all men who aren't my husband. The plan isn't working as well as I had planned though. Stupid boys. Be easier for me to hate, ok? Thanks.