How did Gerald Ford become 91 years old?!?!

I just finished watching a movie called Midwest Obsession on Lifetime. It was the best movie I've ever seen, as measured in biggest wastes of my life.

It occurs to me I haven't had a real update in like a week, and for that I apologize because I know you care. The main reason for this has been my Global Community paper and my renewed obsession with facebook in order to avoid said paper. I have 53 friends on there now! I think you should join and then be my friend. That would be great, thanks.

Also fencing became a 7 days a week-type thing. (Well...if you're special that is.) Actually we didn't have it yesterday, and we don't have it today so that was a blatent lie...but when everyone's back from break we'll start doing it every day again. Monday we went down and the stupid Tai Chi class was in our room so we got really bitter and did taps and stuff in the hall. Then we worked out and it was sad because I missed having Dana as my partner just like with Coach Harris-man-sir-dog-cat-rat-house-man. I miss him.

Oh man, I just hardcore forgot my key again. Yes, I rule. Then the phone rang and it was a private number so I thought it was a prank and when the person was like "Hey you!" I was like "ok, I'm going to hang up" and they were like "oh...I have the wrong number" and he was really shot down. Sorry dude!!! Now I feel bad. Oh well...

Yesterday we had a meeting for World Youth Day and it was Steve, Jordan and me. We go to talk about a lot of cool things and it was fun, we're good buddies. Steve might want to become a priest. Random.

When I was locked out Oprah was on and they're talking with couples who swing. Its funny because Oprah's really freaked out but she's pretending that she's not. Its good times. Uncomfortable, but good times. I actually hate Oprah. She's so obnoxious. SHUT UP OPRAH!

Yesterday was Otto the Orange's bat mitzvah. That's some pretty cool stuff because what kind of school does that? Have a bat mitzvah for an orange? Yes, a very cool one. That's right.

I can't wait to go home...Sarah's coming in three days!! And then we're going to hang out!! And then she's going to take me HOME!!
I can't wait to see you guys!! I love you all!!