HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!

wait...what's that sound?

*flush* *slam* Whoosh!
*flush* *slam* WHOOSH!

...kimberleeee....kimberlaaaa...kimberleee...kimberLAAAAAAA!!...

kimber....*meeeeeeeeeeeee!*

Oh Twirp, you're my favorite and you're really cute and I really wish I could have been with you on your birthday but I'm glad I got to talk to you and I hope you had a wonderful day!!! And always remember:

YOU ARE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
And innocent. And I'm your bodyguard and I'll protect you and we all love you!
(except for bad people--don't listen to them ever)
I LOVE YOU KIM!!!