Happy National Space Day!!
So today math class was even scarier then usual--and Professor Doerr wasn't even there! I walked in late (Prof. Rupert let us out late) and there was this CRAZY German guy teaching. I couldn't understand anything he said!! It was awful! Here is an actual transcript of our class today:

Crazy German: laeinon wehoinf oihknl ioniw derivative knli ksen oinlkw ompo ikilledprofdoerrandateher, ja?
Class: *terrified, open mouthed* *nodding* yes?
Crazy German: OF COURSE JA!!! aeoin kinoinw oinlkni einown?
Class: *dead silence*
Crazy German: nflinwkn oianwl klanien haionw if I took off my glasses it says to me we would be the highest person on the hill, ja?
Class: yes?
Crazy German: *takes off glasses* TALLEST PERSON HERE! Now, 2x^2+3x....-3...for...for...
Paul Kenline: for kicks?
Crazy German: JA JUST FOR KICKS!
Class: *nervous laughter*
Me: PLEASE DON'T KILL US!

it was intense. I was crying. I have no idea what he taught, it was awful. It was so scary!!

Anywho, I'm heading off to visit my family in the NYC area tonight and I'll be back Sunday. Soo, have a great weekend you guys!
I'll talk to you sooooon!!

Dear Dana, Liz, and Kim--I hate you guys very much. And by "hate" I mean "love"......what????

Tomorrow is Elric's birthday!! (his name means "The All Powerful" in German) He's going to be 18!!! Oh, my dear French boy!! Let's go celebrate there! Who's for it??

Tomorrow is also Jen Rook's birthday--HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN ROOK!!

"Space Day Fact! Did you know that I used to think that "space" was Latin for "cool" but then someone told me that it wasn't so then I got a time machine and went back in time and told the Latins that it should be and they said no so I left and it still isn't?
"Hey Kids! Put this Space Day joke in your (figurative) pipe and (metaphorically) smoke it!
"Why did the astronaut go to hell?
"BECAUSE HE USED BIRTH CONTROL."
~Matt Finley, Syracuse Daily Orange <3