I have a friend named John....
Ok here's my awesome story. I am so excited now I can't speak. Ok well I guess I can speak. Here goes:
In 8th grade a whole bunch of us had the most fun time ever at Erie County Chorus. Now, it was at Hoover so we walked over after school and we stopped at Tim Hortons and I got a frappuchino. Now...if any of you know me you know that after drinking coffee...I'm...not the same person. Plus I was excited. So I was a little tiiiiiny bit hyper at ECC. So I sit down and there's a nice girl next to me whose name I forgot and there's a boy next to me with bright red hair. He had a round face and he was well, a loser. So he became my best friend. He was an Alto too and he had a really low voice and he should have been a base, but no, he was an alto. JOHN!! Yea so his name was John and we became best friends. By best friends I mean, he was scared out of his mind of me. I think I made him cry. I introduced him to all my friends and they all scared him too. Jeff got his sn but John said I couldn't have his because I scared him (note to anyone at ECC--whoa man....Martha. That was scary!!) And we spent like, the whole time trying to take a picture of him and he wouldn't let me. The moral of the story is that John loves me. And I love him. And seriously, I talk about him all the time. You know its true. My whole 8th grade yearbook is like "YOU AND JOHN ARE GETTING MARRIED" like Adam Bouley wrote "call me when you and John get married" and that kind of thing. Oh man. I love John.
So today Liz turns to me and she's like "I have a random question, do you think that John is JOHN?" And I was like "nah....well..." and Liz was like he has red hair and is nerdy and I was like and a year younger and went to Amherst!! So we looked him up but we couldn't find what middle school he went to so we ran upstairs and found my old erie county chorus pamplet thingys (I have them so I can look up old camp kids) so I looked him up and was like "aww, the only John here is John Dunbar!" And its not John Dunbar (We both randomly know John Dunbar) (HEY!!! Keebler elves are on tv!) so then I realized I had the wrong book so we open up the other book and we find our chorus and we're like "stevens....stevens..." and THERE!!! And it had a DASH next to it for people I know!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
JOHN FROM AMERICAN IDOL= MY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!