CROWNED AND DANGEROUS!!!!
hahahaha. If any of you haven't seen that movie then you're really missing out. I really recommend it. In fact I actually got this e-mail the other day which had a recommendation for that movie in it! Oh yea!
"Suspects in a beauty queen's murder include a former lover, a rival contestant and a stage mother."
BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
Anyway! Yesterday thanks to Liz I was given a heads-up that our gov assignment had to do with a flag burning amendment so I brought in the following song for us to listen to:
Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Amendment: I'm not garbage.

(starts singing)

I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.

There's a lot of flag-burners,
Who have got too much freedom,
I want to make it legal
For policemen to beat'em.

'Cause there's limits to our liberties,
At least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

(spoken)
Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
But if we changed the Constitution...
Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!
Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the
Constitution?

(sings)

Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

(spoken)
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!
You're in the US Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah!
Door's open boys!! whooot whoot a bip bip bip bip....hahaa

anyway. We listened to that. Stuhmiller kinda freaked out when Bart said "Hell" and when they said that about Ted Kennedy (hahahha Liz....engaged. what a LOSER) then I think he was about to cry!! But its ok.
Anyway, I actually went to karate on Wednesday and that was a lot of fun. As the thing says there were some awesome posters up saying things like "fun little fibula" and "tall tibula" and "elvis pelvis" and "round ribcage" and "strong sternum" and Max had to lead warm ups but I think that Dan and Jose should hafta because they both randomly got 2 stripes yesterday and that's really not fair because I started 1,000 years before them and now they're tied with me. Grrrr.... and they never taught or even led warm ups!!! MATT!!! He just hates me because I'm his sister (but he doesn't hafta humiliate me!!!) Grrrrr.... just because he learned new tricks (he was able to count to TWENTY FIVE!!! I was so proud!) and some other trick...what was it? Anyway, Matt's cool. We got to do bow kata and I was the only special person who gotta use their own because I'm sweet. Its fun. It looks really cool.
Thursday was a nice day because it was like a Friday. We finished up the Sheeps Brains and the human brain and chimp brain came out of the fermaldahide and they burned my eyes. We had our "WH" test in English.... I think everyone did choice 2...if you didn't tell me because I'm curious. I think everybody but me did Heathcliff.... I did mine on Catherine. I thought my essay was pretty good actually!! Fifth period was the French Breakfast....mmmm....crossonts!!! I can't spell but I love Foreign Language Week....not that its much different from the rest of our C2 classes but whatever. I finished up my portfolio question in math and we finished the Fall of France in WWII...speaking of WWII here's my RANDOM JEFF SALERNO STORY OF THE DAY~
Jeff Salerno said something (surprise!) stupid and Mr. Meetze said, "never put me down as a job reference" and Jeff said, "I actually already have job! I've had one for almost a year!" and Mr. Meetze was like "just make sure you keep it" and Jeff said "I'm the #2 person at Ted's" and Mr. Meetze was like "wait, I hafta say it...what do you need to know to work at Teds?" and Jeff said, "I know to put the musterd on first, and if they ask for everything you don't put on ketchup AND hot sauce" and we all laughed and Meetze said, "it took you a year to learn how to put ketchup on a hot dog?" and Jeff said "well....actually I'm the #2 drink person" and we all laughed and Andy Fanelli said, "what do you need to know to be a drink person? what do you DO?" and Jeff said, "well...you take the cup and put in some drink and if they ask for it you put in ice!" whoa. Anyway he said that SOMETIMES people want milkshakes too! And you put the syrup in first!!! lol so Meetze was like "you hurt my brain, Salerno" and then he said that Jeff's life is like a reality show you know its horrible and you just can't look away. Like a train wreck. And Jeff was like "yea! you know people are going to die but....wait..." hahaha anyway it was really funny but the best part is I asked my best friend Luke about it later because Luke's an awesome Teds person too and he was really confused so I think that Jeff is lying. hahahaa. It was awesome. Anyway!
In study hall we played dolls with our senior pictures. we also sang a lot and were annoying and loud. It was a lot of fun!
After school I had my guitar lesson and we couldn't find Alex so we each had like a 40 minute lesson (including playing "Queen of Sheba" which isn't really so bad since I'm only playing like 1/3 of it. hahaha) and then I went home to try to contact my boyfriend who was out getting senior pictures, shoes, and visiting his cousin Christina who has pnemonia! Poor Christina! I hope she feels better soon! Since Brian has the biggest feet known to man :) his shoes will be delivered in 47 business days. haha sucks to be him! Better order your prom shoes soon!! Anyway when he finally got home he called me and then I went over to his house and we watched his favorite movie ever: "Seabiscuit" hahaha. Turns out if I lived "30" (read: 70) years ago I would have bad fashion sense too. lol. You're such a jerk... I mean... MEAN. hahaha anyway it was fun until he kicked me out because he was tired. So I went home and he went to bed. Then I went home and DeGrassi wasn't on :( (BUT ITS ON TONIGHT!!) but the Sabrina with the Backstreet Boys was on and that's the first place Liz ever saw the Backstreet Boys so I watched that and then I fell asleep. It was a nice evening.
Then this morning the cleaning lady came into my house and the dog didn't care. He jumped up, woke me up, and stared at me like "there's someone in the house!" and then I said "GO!" so he went downstairs wagging his tail. Yet he's scary when my friends come over. Good dog!! Then we went shopping for Liz's bday and Subway for breakfast/lunch and here I am! Ready to do scholarship essays!!!
Happy Birthday to Marc Loeser...way to have your bday party for a million hours!! lol. Tomorrow's Choir's trip to Toronto... I have lots of Candian money! Man, 12 hours (or more) with my FAVORITE people on Earth. Lauren, Michelle, Christina and I are going prom dress shopping which is actually exciting because I actually like them (whoa...people in choir I LIKE??) yea..... can't wait.... plus we hafta remember the golden rule: if its not about sex we can't say it in front of Mrs. Wheeler Bell. For example:
Person 1: Hi, sex.
Person 2: Hi! How the SEX are you?
Person 1: Much in need of sex, thanks....let's go to the bathroom and bang on the walls (literally....hit fists against bathroom wall to make scary noises)
Person 3: Can I come?
Anyway....see you all later!