My thoughts on Emily Bronte and her novel, "Wuthering Heights"

Dear Emily Bronte,
I hate you. You can't write. Your stories are dumb and you're a moron. Here's an example of why I hate you:
I hate you.... I have always hated you... I will continue to hate you.... I hated you...today is another day and I hate you still....a week has passed and I still hate you... I look forward to another week when I am sure, I will still hate you.
Emily, you have this thing where when you switch narrators you get your tenses in a bungle and it sounds awkward and annoying. Here's a tip: Use one narrator! Also...
cewo ut ''tw' fw' ghitlk' night' 'iiigyup nio. Understand? No, well, as Joseph would say whenever you get to the important part of the sentance he's saying you "oncoiwne ion' cew" This is a problem because....and listen to me closely on this: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT HE IS SAYING.
One last thing... people told us we would cry when we read this book because it was so depressing....well... I didn't cry. I don't know why, but I never once felt like crying (except when you were randomly switching narrators for no reason) and I think this may be why: I HATED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS!!! Not one of them had a single redemable quality....and those few people who I did not detest with all of my soul....they didn't turn out well. For instance, Edgar Linton. He was a whiny little spoiled brat who got everything he wanted even if he didn't deserve it. But he also was the only character who knew what love is. He really loved Catherine (even though he should celebrate his daughter's birthday rather than his wife's death day) and he really loved Cathy. (oh, that reminds me--- Emily, even though you died before you got to write other novels, I just wanted to remind you that there ARE more than four names in the world.... each character can have their OWN names!!) But in the end he dies and WHO does his wife run off with in the afterworld?? I won't ruin the ending, but its not him. Anyway, I hated this book.
And cousins shouldn't marry cousins. If you marry your cousin and then he dies (even though he's one of the worst people in the world) that is God telling you not to marry your cousin...that is not...and I shall repeat this because its important... IS NOT God trying to tell you to marry your other cousin...ok? Just because you have two cousins does not... DOES NOT mean you hafta marry them both....
ok... In conclusion, I hate "Wuthering Heights"
In hatred,
Kelly

Anyway so I went to the police station today...actually it was the community center where Juliette Low is every year? Yea we met Officer Kelleher there...turns out he's Mr. Kelleher from 7th grade. He remembered us...random! So he took Liz's statement (took an hour) then I went to my orthodontist appt. I will now tell you my entire orthodontist appt:
Dr.: Hey how are you?
Me: good how are you?
Dr: good are you wearing these EOD? Mon. Wed. Fri?
Me: EOD
Dr: They fit. See you later!
Me:thanks. Sure am glad I made time to come here!'
And then I left. Good times. I HATE YOU DR. MACDONALD!! Actually that was the other guy. I love him and want to have his children because he was the guy who was like "so, why aren't your braces off?? 6 years??" and then he took them off the next time I saw him.
Anyway then I went back and gave my statement (45 minutes) so we're charging them with "Menacing" and we have a court date in the morning of March 10th I think probably. Good times!!!! lol.
So tomorrow's SUPER TUESDAY!!!! Vote if you can!!!!!!!! Vote Edwards, Vote Kerry, even vote Elf....and if you have any brains at all don't vote Unviable....but VOTE DARN YOU!!!!!!! Thanks guys....vote for me :(
When you vote for lonely men....vote for meee.....lol I try to sing for choir....that's a stupid song. Its really like "when you shoot at lonely men, shoot at me." Its really dumb.... but you know what boys chorus says, "I sell drugs to children."....
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