Belgium
I'm afraid you all don't know how cool I am in Belgium.
Today I received this dmail (titled “hallow”) in my DeGrassi account:

hay

i ame marijke
i come from belgium
end you where doo you come from
why are you intresting in belgium ???

pls send me a d-mail back
chaoi
marijke

Aww its cute because he speaks too much flemish to speak English.
This is my other Belgian friend, Nicske:
He first dmailed me to ask where in Belgium I had been to. Then he said:

I live on the north side of belgium close to antwerp and yes I speek flemish but I learn french so I can speek a little bit french to. in bruges is it very cool but antwerp smells and there are to much strangers (black people) not I dont like it but they think that they are the boss of hole belgium.

ok so that was really wierd, but I was fascinated because when we first got off the bus in Northern Belgium we were like "Belgium smells funny" so I told him so. Then I told him to teach me Flemish (which, for the record, is not a real language)

yep but one of the 3 languages (germans) is only a piece in the west of belgium close to germany but its not very much so it is not a language of belgium it selfs and french is only in the south side and in brussels. I can learn you some flemich but I don't think it gonna be easy so just ask what words you wonna learn

Aww so I told him and he said,

here are the words and what are swear words?

Hi = hallo
how are you? = hoe maakt u het?
I'm fine = het gaat goed.
bye = dag

hahaha. And today he replied saying,


hallo.
thank you so much = dank u
and swear words they call with us sheldwoorden.
dick = lul but many swear words of america use we in belgium like fuck, shit, ....
dag.

AWWWWWWW. That could not be cuter!
Its great because one of my fondest memories of France was when my Pere was driving me around and we were discussing why all the signs there were in Flemish and French (we were on the French side of the border) and he said (in French), "If there was a car accident here between a French man and a Belgian man, the French man would say, "MERDE" and the Belgian would say, "FORDOOOM!" Do you know what "merde" is?" and I was like "oh, je sais "merde"" He was like "ah bon." And then we practiced saying the words over and over again until I had them right. Aw, I love my French father.

Yesterday after getting my awesome new phone I went over to Brian's where we did nothing all day. Then I went home and then I went out for ice cream with Kim (I was text messaging her and we decided to just go out because she was CRAZY) This morning I slept until 11 and we went to the 11:30 where I saw the Seels. At the end of Mass I ran over to them and then Janet and I went in search of Jacek. FC told us he was outside in the hall with Father Gerry (notably the second time FC's lied to us this weekend!!) and when we couldn't find him we ran back into the "church" and he was just coming out and he was like "Ah! What do you want? Take it and go in peace! You can have anything!" So we were like "hi....1..2...3....POLSKAPOLSKA*clapclapclap*" and he was like "I hate you" so we ran away. Aw, sometimes our friends are going to be priests and they hate us!! So we went out to breakfast and then I went home to do my gov homework which I still need to do most of and then Brian came over for dinner and we watched "Analyze That" I love you Brian! I love you sooo much! :) Sorry...anyway...Brian you're a jerk!!!! There, that's better, huh?
In conclusion I would like to say that alexander hamilton smells bad and John Adams is awesome.