Haha, ok are you ready for this?
I'm such a copycat!
Steve made me do it!! But now I have a blog! Could it be more random?
Well... today was a good day because I went to Mass at St. Joes and my retired priest Father Jack was there! It was wonderful! I really miss him because he was replaced by my complete idiot new dude who I hate... grrr... but it was wonderful because I saw him on Saturday too! And he met Brian! haha, that was random.
If anyone would like, I have a random present:
QUOTES AND FUNNY THINGS FROM FRANCE!
Chin you—chin you FOREVER!
Plastic tubes in Charles de Gaulle! (where’s it gonna go?)
Twingo!
Harry Potter (zee French lover!)
Kim and the door at FNAC (“putes a droit!” & problems with portes!)
The bathrooms (haha, the one at La Piscine we couldn’t get into and the different flushing and stuff!)
The different computer keyboards!
Squatter
The little guy at the door of Colbert (“American!”)
THE BELGIAN TOILET!!! (“my urine made it mutate!”)
“Booger?” (Beau-gars) (“oui, c’est moi!”)
MANDATE! DES VACHES! MOO! MOU-TONS! BAHHH!
The “Hermaphrodite” at the museums
Madame and the garbage men
Madame picking up random flight crew
The Sarahs! (pickpockets!)
OINKER the tiger!
Winston Churchill (bricklaying and in a gorilla suit!)
Mr. Schiffenberger & Oliver’s mom dancing
Elric’s harim!
Gauthier!
My camera won’t take a picture of me!
The tourist on the Champs-Elysee!
The Flying Shoe!
Getting lost in Belgium on the first day
Katie eating my arm on the subway!!
AND NOW QUOTES!
“When my exchange student squats with his friends… oh WAIT!” (“friends”)
“Now we can say we thought of them—when we were SHOPPING in PARIS!”
“I’ve a big dick, do you like sex?”
“Ca va?”
“This is not the government homework! That’s a pair of socks!”- Liz
“Tu l’eglise pour la reponse” (“church?”)
“Its not ugly, its different!” - Olivier
“Ca va”- Elric (about Buffalo)
“I’m a native eater of French fries…”
“izzar”
“Belgium has a funny odor!”
“I want to take a picture of your exchange student… what’s his name? Elbob?”-Katie
ITS ALL ABOUT BRUGGES!
“Chase after mommy!”
“elbow ashtray!”
“You light my soul on fire-tis not a spark but a roaring flame!”-pilot to Madame
“Does his love for Madame burn like his flambé?”
“You get a lot of crepe with that!”
“oh! Olivier’s birthday is coming up!”- Kim, looking at her watch
OINKER the tiger!
“I love you!” (random men under the Eiffel tower)
“I don’t care about what you think, I don’t love you—I love her!”
“her big BLACK boyfriend”
“sans les masques!”
“butter? Water? Butterwater?”
“SHUT UP! Are you an American? Or a girl?”- Madame Martin
“That’s not English!”
“switch them!”
“VACHE LIBERE!”
“I ‘ate Halloween”
Saddam (Messeurs-Dames)
“European Men smell!”
“My pajamas smell like Q’s bed!”
“We’re going out on the town tonight and its fun because I’m not wearing pants!”
haha, sorry. So I would really love some comments! Thanks!!