Haha, ok are you ready for this?
I'm such a copycat!
Steve made me do it!! But now I have a blog! Could it be more random?
Well... today was a good day because I went to Mass at St. Joes and my retired priest Father Jack was there! It was wonderful! I really miss him because he was replaced by my complete idiot new dude who I hate... grrr... but it was wonderful because I saw him on Saturday too! And he met Brian! haha, that was random.
If anyone would like, I have a random present:
QUOTES AND FUNNY THINGS FROM FRANCE!
 Chin you—chin you FOREVER!
 Plastic tubes in Charles de Gaulle! (where’s it gonna go?)
 Twingo!
 Harry Potter (zee French lover!)
 Kim and the door at FNAC (“putes a droit!” & problems with portes!)
 The bathrooms (haha, the one at La Piscine we couldn’t get into and the different flushing and stuff!)
 The different computer keyboards!
 Squatter
 The little guy at the door of Colbert (“American!”)
 THE BELGIAN TOILET!!! (“my urine made it mutate!”)
 “Booger?” (Beau-gars) (“oui, c’est moi!”)
 MANDATE! DES VACHES! MOO! MOU-TONS! BAHHH!
 The “Hermaphrodite” at the museums
 Madame and the garbage men
 Madame picking up random flight crew
 The Sarahs! (pickpockets!)
 OINKER the tiger!
 Winston Churchill (bricklaying and in a gorilla suit!)
 Mr. Schiffenberger & Oliver’s mom dancing
 Elric’s harim!
 Gauthier!
 My camera won’t take a picture of me! 
 The tourist on the Champs-Elysee!
 The Flying Shoe!
 Getting lost in Belgium on the first day
 Katie eating my arm on the subway!!
AND NOW QUOTES!
 “When my exchange student squats with his friends… oh WAIT!” (“friends”)
 “Now we can say we thought of them—when we were SHOPPING in PARIS!”
 “I’ve a big dick, do you like sex?”
 “Ca va?”
 “This is not the government homework! That’s a pair of socks!”- Liz
 “Tu l’eglise pour la reponse” (“church?”)
 “Its not ugly, its different!” - Olivier
 “Ca va”- Elric (about Buffalo)
 “I’m a native eater of French fries…”
 “izzar”
 “Belgium has a funny odor!”
 “I want to take a picture of your exchange student… what’s his name? Elbob?”-Katie
 ITS ALL ABOUT BRUGGES!
 “Chase after mommy!”
 “elbow ashtray!”
 “You light my soul on fire-tis not a spark but a roaring flame!”-pilot to Madame
 “Does his love for Madame burn like his flambé?”
 “You get a lot of crepe with that!”
 “oh! Olivier’s birthday is coming up!”- Kim, looking at her watch
 OINKER the tiger!
 “I love you!” (random men under the Eiffel tower)
 “I don’t care about what you think, I don’t love you—I love her!”
 “her big BLACK boyfriend”
 “sans les masques!”
 “butter? Water? Butterwater?”
 “SHUT UP! Are you an American? Or a girl?”- Madame Martin
 “That’s not English!”
 “switch them!”
 “VACHE LIBERE!”
 “I ‘ate Halloween”
 Saddam (Messeurs-Dames)
 “European Men smell!”
 “My pajamas smell like Q’s bed!”
 “We’re going out on the town tonight and its fun because I’m not wearing pants!”


haha, sorry. So I would really love some comments! Thanks!!