Oh man.

The Road Trip to OSU to pick up Kim was really fun and an amazing time was had by all. We learned many things--but this is the most important, that I feel the need to share:

How to Tell you're in a Gay Bar
1. Its on Gay Street
2. Boy George is playing on the TVs
3. Everyone in there is looking at Liz
4. All the tables are same sex couples
5. Newspapers there include "SegreGAYtion" and "The Gay People's Chronicle"
6. Have I mentioned "Gay Street"

Come'on though, Columbus--could you be more subtle??? Anyway so...I know this may seem hard to believe, but we didn't notice that it was a gay bar until we were leaving. Kim didn't even notice then. Ohhhhhhh man.

And there are many. MANY. more intense stories. For starters: Whitey, Winky, Orange Truck, ASHTABULA, Cadallac, Dublin, Jerkface, Mr. Invisible, the stalker movie, I am not a bus, our friends, getting splashed, Julie, High Street (for an hour and a half or so...), getting abducted by the UFO, the sky, the Cowboy bar (that was SCARY), Sleeping Beauty (Phil likes rainbows and lost the sword of truth and shield of virture...), my relationship (*ahem*) and my newfound adoration for going 90 in a 65...

Yes boys. I did 90 in a 65. I have witnesses.

I drove from Erie to Buffalo in the left lane. Going fast...I'm good at driving now! And its been 6 months since I got my license! And now I'm stranded again without my car or my home or my friends or my couch or my puppy or my life.

And I'm really mad lonely because no one comes in til tomorrow.

And the dining hall likes serving puke. But I got a bagel and a good Dunkin' Donut. So I guess that was good.

Sometimes we accidently go to Kim's house when she isn't there and its just me and a group of stupid boys (except for the ones who aren't stupid. no Phil, you're one of the stupid ones) So then Liz showed up and we made brownies. By that I mean, she made brownies. I wasn't even a good helper this time. Erik and I went on a road trip! Then finally Kim and Alex and her family came home. And KT and Graham even came over! And we didn't hafta watch football! And then Brian came and hung out with us! Because we were leaving and he wanted to be our friend. So we like him. Then the boys left except for Brian and then Luke came over!


I want to go home more then you can imagine.
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
thanks for making this the best break ever though. you know who you are.
Hardcore Picture Action.

TGLJIBU (Thank God LJ is back up)

ps..."That's really...I'M A UNICORN!"