Wednesday, September 01, 2004

How to tell if your school is ghetto:

+when the fire alarms go off do you think its probably a real fire?

+has your school burned down within the past 4 years?

+is there a lot of aspestos? (you know what I mean)

+have you ever had a class, besides PE, in a gym?

+have you ever had a class in a trailer?'

+have you ever had a class in the ghetto (ex. Kenmore East, Brewster-Boland)?

+has a teacher been fired within memory during the school year?
BONUS: was this teacher also arrested?
BONUS: was this only days before the exam?

+have the clocks in your school ever been stuck for months on one time?

+is there a clock on the 4th floor that has said 3:00 since time began?

+has the water ever been bad to drink?

+have you ever had a class in the mall?

+has your music teacher ever been so bad that not a single person ever has liked him?

+are there over 150 stairs to get to a room?

+have you ever had a football year so bad that when the only touchdown ever is
scored, it is celebrated like a victory?

+does your school color match absolutely nothing?

+does it clash with your hair?

+does anything on campus say that the persons soul is the school color?

+is your mascot a walking orange? (Bonus points, cuz that's just SWEET)

+do you ever get your alma mater stuck in your head?

+do I go to your school? Because I seem to make things ghetto...

alright kids...tally up your scores and tell me how you did. This includes years past as well. Personally, I got 100%. Any more questions I should add?

GO TO MY LIVEJOURNAL ------------------------------------------>
and take the quiz! its what all the cool kids are doing and you will personally recieve a thank you comment and if you, in return, put that in your blog/livejournal/deadjournal, etc. I will fill it out for you.

I hafta go...wish me luck!!

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