Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Monsieurs, I have returned.
*pause for wild applause*
I missed you all! Each and every one of you! But I had a WONDERFUL time.
I'll tell you about it, but I want you all to know that you are all invited to my house tomorrow (Monday) at 7 to watch the film of my trip. It may sound really boring, but my brother taped it and he's actually a really funny person so I recommend it. Plus, it has some really pretty scenery and stuff in it.
And now I will take 500 hours and write about my trip (you don't hafta read it all--it'll prolly be quite long, just leave me a message anyhoo. Thanks!)
July 21, 2004-- The day before I left-- I went to downtown Buffalo to change money and we went to the mall across the street from M&T to buy presents for Elric's family and to eat lunch. I decided I wanted a Chicken Cordon Blue from the hot dog place so I went over there and I was like "Can I have a Chicken Cordon Blue please?" and the guy was like "anything for you, sweetheart" and I was like "uh, ok thanks" and the guy started cooking and looked at my Wild Irish Rose shirt and was like "so, you're Irish, huh?" and I was like "uh, yea" and he was like "I suppose Irish girls don't date black guys, huh?" I was quite surprised!! I was like "um, I have a boyfriend!" he was like "of course you do" and then my brother walked up and I was saved. hahaha, it was really funny. Then I made Dana and Liz write letters to Elric and that was REALLY funny (story later) and then Brian and I watched "The Breakfast Club" and had ice cream and a lovely date. Aww, I love Brian and I missed him like crazy.
July 22, 2004-- We put Taz in the kennel and dropped of the Buick and we picked up Liz and we drove to catch the Niagara Airbus. Liz (yay Diz!!) then drove the Blazer home because she's sweet and I worried about her the whole time. Ah well, I'm sure she had a good time in Austria! She comes home tonight though, I can't wait to see her! We arrived at the Toronto Pearson Airport really early so we played cards and ate lunch and stuff. They made this one announcement that was really long and confusing and then the lady said, "and if you don't speak English, please look and the screen" This random guy and I thought that was really funny and laughed for like, an hour. The plane started boarding after 6 and we got to flying around 7 and then, as my brother says, "We landed where the French come from, that's right, Montreal" we stopped in Montreal to pick up more passengers and then we rode on to Paris. The flight was more fun with Kim and Liz. Everyman the comedy---I missed it a lot!! The in flight movie was "Rules of Attraction" and I finished the book Liz gave me for my birthday, "Almost French" its really good, and Liz hasta read it after me. We also saw Northern Lights outside! I missed the second movie (Starsky and Hutch) because I slept for a couple hours until they woke us up to watch Friends and some stupid Slapstick show called Gags.
July 23, 2004-- Arrival in Paris-- We got off the plane and it took like 1/2 hour to get our luggage. Then we breezed past customs and tok the RER to the Gare du Nord and there was an accordian player on board. Aw, France! We took a taxi to our nice hotel, the Hotel Republique Hotel. The guy who works there makes sure he says hello and goodbye to each person every time they enter or leave the room. One time my brother came back in because he forgot his camera and the guy wasn't ready and he ran back inside and said "hello! hello! goodbye!!" it was really cute. After establishing our room and changing our clothes and that kind of fun stuff, we took the metro to the Louvre (it was easier to get to from the Republique station and it closed before l'Arc). At the Louvre we saw the Monna Lisa (I couldn't find the Easter Island head :( ) , but I was able to find the Winged Victory, and Venus de Milo. My mom was badly jetlagged and feeling hungry and faint so we got some pain au chocolat (mmmmm) and a baguette and we headed down the
Champs-Elysees. We couldn't walk on the sidewalk down the sidewalk of the wooded part and we couldn't get to the Obelisque because of stands set up for the Tour de France. (At the time we didn't know it was the Tour) We also saw important looking people entering the premier for I, Robot. We went to the Disney Store and FNAC (where we sat down and I bought chocolat froid, chocolat chaud, le lait, et 2 muffins. I also bought a Luke CD--its some French band and my brother got a Meat Loaf CD) I also saw movie ads for Farenheit 9/11! Then we saw the Arc de Triomphe. When I pointed it out to my mom, her mouth dropped open and some guy ran up to her and said "DO YOU NEED HELP?" It scared me, but after awhile it was hilarious. I laughed and laughed. She just said "no" and we walked away. We visited the Arc and then took the metro home (in the station someone was playing the Titanic song on the sax) and it was 8 o'clock there and 2pm at home but we were exhausted and we all fell asleep without dinner and woke up at 10 the next morning.
July 24, 2004 --Paris-- My mom made me wake up at 10 and ask the guy what time breakfast ended (I did all the speaking in France and Belgium because I was the only one who spoke French). It ended at 10:15 so we hurried and had Choco Krispies, Vache qui Rit on bread and then I went and took a shower. The plan was to go to Versailles, but I didn't read fully and we ended up heading toward the Chateux de Vincennes, which is not the same thing! We spent 1 1/2 hours at the Gare du Nord buying RER tickets and making reservations to leave Paris. Then we started taking the metro to Vincennes and then we were almost there when I decided to actually read it and I realized it was the wrong place so we started heading back and we somehow got on the train to Versailles going the wrong way (it said that there was one long train coming and it was going to Versailles so when, at that time, a train that went past the "end of short train" sign came, we got on it. How silly of me!) so we took a brief tour of the St. Genevive des Bois, a deserted suburb of Paris. In case you were wondering, its a place I always wanted to see!! Then when a train finally came we took it and this metro branch branched into three directions and there was no way to figure out which place it would go to. Two of the directions ended up in Versailles and the third went into Cite Centre so I decided if it was that one we would just go to the Eiffel Tower and forget about the stupid Versailles. (The metros not the same without Katie LeFevre biting my arm :( ) So when we came to one point where the line was broken and you hafta take a bus to Les Invalides to continue (this bus would become like a second home to me in Paris) so we got on it and we were heading straight next to the Seine so my mom decided she wanted to see what time Sunday Mass was at Notre Dame so we got off at the Notre Dame stop to look, but I didn't want to so we got on the next bus to just GET to Les Invalides. Once on the next bus, I realized it wasn't EXACTLY an RER continuation bus--it was a regular bus so I was feeling guilty and when the
Musee d'Orsay (the best art museam in the world, in my opinion) stop came up, we got off and went in. It had changed since October and there was a new side entrence, the gift shop was moved to a loft up top and the paintings were moved around and I couldn't find anything. I love that musee alot (I am quite aware that I can't spell that word in English, so I'll just write it in French) and I think the highlight for my brother was seeing Rodin's Porte de l'Enfer (if you know my brother you know that his favorite thing in the world to say is "HELL!") (if you watch the movie my brother made, this is probably the funniest part in it) I think my favorite was either the Van Goghs or the Monets. And of course.... LE PETIT DEJEUNER SUR L'HERB!!
SCANDEL!!! There were also Degas, Manet, Cezanne, Matisse, Rodins, etc. Then we bought batobus tickets and rode it down to Notre Dame where we decided to get out to check Mass schedules and we got there just as Saturday night Mass was starting so we went in. It was so beautiful that both my mother and I cried. (I cried more because I missed my Daddy, but I still cried) We lit a candle for my father and then we were kicked out because it was closing! We went to a nearby Crepe store for dinner and I had the "Princesse" which was bananas, chocolate, whipped cream, and vanilla ice cream (Heaven, thy name is French food...mmmmm..) I also drank Limonade and David, of course, had a Nutella and banana crepe. (
you sure get a lot of crepe with that!) While we waited for the Batobus we waved to boats along the Seine....mmm...it was wonderful. Then the boat came as it was getting dark and the last stop was where we wanted to go--le tour eiffel. It was lit up, which makes it beautiful. (Note: the Eiffel Tower is actually extremely ugly, and pink, unless you see it in its stunning glory at night.) The elevators were closed and we were too tired to walk up so we walked down the grassy part where people were having picnics in the glow of the tower and we took the metro home--we got home around 11 and fell asleep.
July 25, 2004-- Paris-- my mom woke us up at 10 again for breakfast and we decided to try for Versailles again. This time we took the bus all the way to Les Invalides (where Napolean is buried in 7 tombs!) and at Invalides Station we found another couple of lost American tourists and together we combined our powers and found THE RIGHT RER!! yay! We sat with a young Japanese girl who reiied to us as she sat down! We actually, finally, made it to Versailles and were able to wait in line for an hour to get in. We got tour radios and followed them around the good wing of the Chateax (you know the one I mean--the one with the Galerie des Glaces and the Queens' chambers.) Unfortunatly, until 2007 the Hall of Mirrors is half closed for renovations!! It was pretty cheap, but the half we saw was beautiful and its going to look AMAZING when its actually done. Of course, the palace was beautiful but my mom almost fainted at the end so we had to get her some food (she's Diabetic) We used the grossest pay-toilets in France (Hi, for ,40 a person, you could GET toilet seats!!) (Scary note, there are also FREE toilets there, but if the pay toilets are so gross, I was too scared to look at the free ones) then we bought food in the cafe there and then headed back to the RER station. We stopped to buy shirts (The guy REALLY wanted to sell Dave a Tour de France shirt, and we couldn't understand why) then at my cultured brother's insistence we went to Macdo where I got a D'Ain (France's answer to Butterfingers) McFlurry and then we caught the next RER. We took the bus at Invalides, but since it was going the other way we couldn't find Notre Dame, but we WERE sitting with the Girl Guides from our flight from Montreal! I also found the one and only Starbucks in France! We ended up taking this stupid bus TWICE and just missed the
Archeological Crypts until Notre Dame (2,000 year old houses!) by 15 minutes (if only the stupid bus had stopped at Notre Dame!!) We arrived just in time for the 6:30 Mass AGAIN so my mom cried AGAIN and I lit another candle because I love my Daddy. Then the cathedral closed on us--AGAIN. We took the bus to Invalides and walked along the Seine (the long way) to the Tower and we rode to the top. The nice part was, you know how scary underneath the tower is? with the scary Oinker people? The gypseys and crazed Jamacans?? Well they weren't there (except for a few people saying they were from Serbia and saying "do you speak English"--the proper response to stare and say "non?") because there were armed guards carrying large machine guns and ushering the bad people out! It was nice! Anyway we rode to the top and it was sunny because in France the sun stays up until like 10 so it was still an ugly building and it was windy and cold up top. Then we ate at a cute cafe nearby and we took the metro home, it was free, leaving us with 10 extra metro tickets which I couldn't find to give to Maria.
July 26, 2004-- Brussels-- we woke up at 8h30 to eat breakfast and pack. We took a taxi to the Gare du Nord and bought lunch. Then we took the 11h55 train from Paris to Brussels. Aw beautiful French countryside.
We arrived in Bruxelles Midi (or Brussels Zuid, in Dutch) and we went to make reservations to go to Lille but after waiting at the office we found out that the reservation people were on strike!! So we took a taxi to the best hotel in all of Belgium--the Hotel Noga. If you ever go to Belgium, I highly recommend the Hotel Noga. Its kinda like a B&B and its awesome. The one guy is like the Mr. Stuhlmilller of Belgium and the other one is the guy who lives with him, in the second most liberal country in the world, and also likes Royalty, decorating, and Leonardo DiCaprio, if you know what I mean. Unfortunatly Belgian-Stuh's partner doesn't like the Mannekin Pis and soforth, I don't like him. So I called Maria and we decided to meet her and her cousin, Sylvia at the Mannekin Pis at 3:30 so we walked there, touring some of Brussels--a couple churches and the beautiful Grand Place *sigh* and headed towards the ADORABLE and surprisingly small, Mannekin Pis. It was awesome. I bought some stuff, took some pictures, and found my Maria!! Sylvia speaks only Italian and French as she is from Italy. Therefore she talked to Maria in Italian and me in French. Unfortunatly, I don't speak French and she speaks its beautifully so...that was sad. But we all went to a little cafe nearby for chocolate covered Belgian waffles and we all chatted for an hour. It was just lovely! Then Maria showed us around Brussels and showed us the good shops and then she and Sylvia went off to shop and meet her father while David and I left my mom in the Grand Place and went in search of the forbidden Jannekin Pis. We couldn't find her so we went back to the hotel and where I checked the bibleotheque for more information on Jeanette Pis. Then we went upstairs and ate chocolate and I wrote postcards. Then we went out to Quick for dinner when we finally got enought energy. I finished my postcards and went to bed.
July 27, 2004--Bruxelles-- We woke up and went downstairs for breakfast--pain au chocolat, crossants, eggs, OJ, coffee, etc. Then we walked to the Belgian Royal Palace. We walked throught the Royal Parc twice (where the picture Kim likes from the Musee D'Orsay is of) and found the Parliament Building and then the Palais. We toured the Palais Royal and it was beautiful. Except for one room which had random parts covered in ugly green shiny slimey looking fabric including one of the chandeliers. Sadly, they took away my camera so you just hafta imagine how stupid it looked. It looked like the room had been overtaken by algae! Anyway, then we walked back, saw a couple more beautiful cathedrals, and bought messy Chocolate ice cream covered Waffles which we ate and watched the Mannekin pee. Oh Belgium, how much I love thee!! Then I went into the shop next door to buy books about Brussels in Dutch (Flemish never evolved to be a written language, so they use modified Dutch. Seriously.)