Alright everybody. WELCOME TO BIZARRO WORLD!!! This is the place where 7th graders and seniors are crazy! The place where random basketball players off the street are CYO members and THERE'S JUST THIS RANDOM CRAZY VIBE GOING ON. That was the wierdest dance I've ever been to ever. Was it wierd outside of St. Andrews/Applebees or was that just us?? There was this strange strangeness around it... I can't place it really. But if I had to describe it in one word I would say, "bizarro."
First off... we couldn't get into the back room. Maybe it was that that threw everything off. Marie wasn't there so I had to stand where she always does. Then the basketball team was there even though they're just wierd. And they wore the strangest outfits. And they just sat in the hall for the whole time really. Losers!! And then Danny Didas and I were tight and he kept saying that Andy was his best friend. (That was a joke... unless it was another part of... BIZARRO WORLD) And Jose didn't come. But we had a really good CYO turnout. And Abby didn't come :( but sheesh! it was random!! And then some kids came (enough that we turned a profit) but there seemed to be like 9 kids there. Because they were always in the hall with the basketball players because the 7th graders liked them and for some strange reason they let them wear their clothes and hang onto them and then later dance with them. After some careful consideration I have compared that to Alex/ Laura/Amanda/ or any other 10th grader to Jose. It was just plain wierd. And then we all had our cool new shirts!! And then we found out that you can fit 100 girls in the smelly bathroom which was apparently the cool place to be. And some boys even kept going into the boys bathroom. I was like, "you've gone to the bathroom 3x since I've been on duty here-- in the past 15 minutes!" And they're like "we have to go to the bathroom!!" I'm like, "YOU LIE" but anyway. Our shirts were cool... which just adds to bizarro world. And no one was dancing. It really wasn't like any dance ever. It was just like this big crazy party. In a church. Where girls forget to wear shirts and if they do they have the Playboy bunny on them. And all the people are minature. And all the people think they're cool when they're obviously not! And some girls randomly cry but say that everything's fine... and it really is because THIS IS BIZARRO WORLD. and there's so much drama and so much name calling and so much "I HATE CHILDREN" to fill a boat and its too much for me. Bizarro world doesn't even end at "Piano Man." That's when everything ends.. that's when we can end and be like GO HOME YOU LITTLE KIDS! WE HATE YOU! GET OUT OF OUR DANCE! But no... even during "Piano Man" we hadta stare at the wierdness!! And then the chairs multiplied and there were too many!! Where did all those chairs come from?? They were multiplying like bunnies!! Suddenly all the tables were full and we still had 30 chairs. Where did all those chairs come from I ask you?? The answer is: BIZARRO WORLD. And then Dominic (shout out to Dominic!!! Hi!!) drives us to Applebees. And Applebees is never strange (unless you're there with some random college guys with spiked fries and such comments as (while smoking) "don't smoke. But if you do, smoke pot. Its better and more worth it.") except that even our beloved Applebees can't deal with us. And we're multiplying like the chairs. And since its BIZARRO WORLD we don't get our normal set. We get the round chairs. And since there are 15 kids and 5 adults... we get two tables... but those two tables are for the kids... and then: ENTER DIDAS CREW. Oh great! How are we supposed to talk about them now????!!! So we get our tables... but we take three and that three turns into four....and Tom takes a different table from his best friend and so and so likes so and so but so and so doesn't like them so they're with so and so and so and so likes so and so... seem confusing?? Such is life in BIZARRO WORLD. Where did all these tables come from? And who are all these people? And why are the Didas crew here??? And where did they enter because they definetly headed towards Starbucks. And how come they suddenly have their food? We just ordered?? Well... a Didas gets any girl anytime to do anything for them... except the waiter was a guy. Not that it matters in BIZARRO WORLD. So who are all these people? Why are we so loud? Why are the people next to us laughing? Why do all of us have BRIGHT yellow shirts on? Why? What? Who? When? Where? What's going on???? It was just crazy. I couldn't handle it. It was just wierd. So wierd. Wierd. Bizarre. I'm hoping that it ends now... I don't think I can handle another day that is that wierd. SHOUT OUT TO LAURA AND DOMINIC AND ALL THE OTHER CYO KIDS who were able to compare with me their ideas of what "normal" is so I know it wasn't just me in some Twilight Zone episode... and so (I hope) ends my adventures in... BIZARRO WORLD.